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Immortal Rites - ex-Student  |
Post ickyly bad pickuplines here, I'll start! -Did it hurt? -What? -When you fell from heaven? -Nice shoes. Let's have sex. -Is that a mirror in your pocket? I swear I can see myself in your pants! -Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? -No. -What? You don't like pizza?! -F*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Christina? _______________ When you wake up dead it's time to realize you're dead. Proud member of Saber Lords clan |
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CuZzA - Student 
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OMG HAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!  _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Immortal Rites - Ex-Student 
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-Wanna have sex? -No. -Rape it is! _______________ When you wake up dead it's time to realize you're dead. Proud member of Saber Lords clan |
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skankerkid - Student 
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i am the bishop of east anglia and if nobody beleives me you can look in the book. _______________ Shout out to DJ Sith cause he's my big bro. Shout out to Debbie because she's my sister in-law. Also it aint cool if aint skewed. |
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Immortal Rites - Ex-Student
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-I'd marry your brother just to get in your family! _______________ When you wake up dead it's time to realize you're dead. Proud member of Saber Lords clan |
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student 
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Thats a nice outfit, it'd look better crumpled up on my floor. _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON  .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
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DJK - Student 
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Are you realy a girl? " " |
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Apologetic - Student 
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Nice pants, Room for one more? _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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LOL Fizz _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Immortal Rites - Ex-Student 
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Wanna see my... lightsaber? _______________ When you wake up dead it's time to realize you're dead. Proud member of Saber Lords clan |
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kool_aide - Student 
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-Would you like to go out? -NO!!! -*waves hand* You will have go out with me this evening. _______________ I am the "Juice Man"  Drink up
This comment was edited by kool_aide on Jul 11 2004 10:39pm. |
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Mreoton - Student |
Nice dress, i was thinking about wearing it tonight but it looks much better on you |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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there was a thread bout this like a year ago the utterly best one was I believe brought up by Javaguy ? *points at girl* *points at crotch* *nods* _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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kool_aide - Student 
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Nice shirt, it would go nice with my bedroom floor Also I'm a Jedi wanna see my lightsaber  _______________ I am the "Juice Man" Drink up
This comment was edited by kool_aide on Jul 11 2004 09:50pm. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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You're ugly, but you intrigue me (yes, 8 succesful slaps) _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
More like, "got pork"..... Bad pick up lines...... "I'm a Jedi, like my father before me"? |
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CuZzA - Student 
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Got Milk? Thats Aratan's chat up line _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Garos - Student 
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Nice legs What time do they open? |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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So...how bout them mariners? _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Apologetic - Student
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Im warm for your form! _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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Immortal Rites - Ex-Student
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You must be from Jamaica because Jamaican me crazy! _______________ When you wake up dead it's time to realize you're dead. Proud member of Saber Lords clan |
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Apologetic - Student
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<Insert anything I would say> Ex:If I made the alphabet I'd put U and I together _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] This comment was edited by Apologetic on Jul 10 2004 05:39am. |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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You know what would look great on you? Me! _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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Hey there, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Are you from down south? Cause you're the only Ten-I-See. Can I buy you a drink, or would you rather have the cash? _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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DJK - Student
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boy: are your father a theif? girl: no boy: Then how did he steal the stars and gave them to you as eyes?> On further notice, this might not be the dumbest one in the world This comment was edited by DJK on Jul 10 2004 12:58am. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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mmm, all kinds of hot things on the menu... Why aren't you on it? *Looks at boobs* You must have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen! Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? You make my software turn to hardware! Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee? Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement... Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3. All I could think of _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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