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Immortal Rites - ex-Student  |
Post ickyly bad pickuplines here, I'll start! -Did it hurt? -What? -When you fell from heaven? -Nice shoes. Let's have sex. -Is that a mirror in your pocket? I swear I can see myself in your pants! -Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? -No. -What? You don't like pizza?! -F*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Christina? _______________ When you wake up dead it's time to realize you're dead. Proud member of Saber Lords clan |
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Italian Ice - Student 
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You mean girls can acually have a bad pick-up line? _______________ It's funny how many people know they have the right to remain silent, yet never do. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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Quote: how much ya cost? OR You take American Express?  BTW: Not to offend any women, this can be said to a man too  _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider This comment was edited by Gradius on Sep 19 2004 10:34am. |
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Nero - Student 
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how much ya cost? _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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EAF_fencer3 - Student 
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"So, I hear you're an animal lover- have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?" _______________ |"Evacuate? In our moment of Triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."|"hurray broccoli!" -Tarpman| |Godson to Carve|Ward of Flamori|Brother to Gunrow| |
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Furi0us - Student 
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"Hey, are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got 'FINE' written all over you!" *Looks at dress tag* "Just as I thought, made in Heaven." "I've lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?" _______________ You are not your f***ing system specs. You are not your uptime stats, your script file, or your oversized desktop screencap. You are not your broadband connection. You are not your f***ing post count. This comment was edited by Furi0us on Sep 12 2004 11:42am. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student
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- I can say "Good morning" in 7 languages. Which should I use when I wake you up tomorrow? - Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? - Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider This comment was edited by Gradius on Sep 12 2004 09:31am. |
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Mookie - Ex-Student 
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I'm actually going to do this one sometime: Quote: *points at girl* *points at crotch* *nods* |
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student 
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"ahhh C'mon, Just one more sip!" _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON  .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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#1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee? _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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ROFLMAO!!! OMG! Best ones I've read like... ever! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Dicemaster - Student 
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boy, "hey wanna practice some math?" girl, "um..., sure?" boy, "ok we will go back to my place, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope we don't multiply" boy, "hey why don't you help stop rape, and just consent?" Boy, "wanna play pearl harbor?" Girl, "sure, how do we play?" Boy, "we can go back to my place and i'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me" _______________ Dicemaster This comment was edited by Dicemaster on Jul 24 2004 06:03am. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Tarpman, I've found a way better site... _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student 
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Quote: -Wanna have sex? -No. -Rape it is! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel slightl violated after just reading that. _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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No fair stealing bad pickup lines from 8 Bit Theatre! </plug> _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student
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If I said u had a killer body....would u hold it against me? _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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uhm did we have that one already ? "laugh if u wannaa f$ck me!" _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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ah good! /me swears like hell to my girlfriend... That didn't go well  ( ) _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student 
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Quote: -Nice shoes. Let's have sex. NO NO NO NO NO Its, Nice shoes, wanna F$#% Girls will always slap you harder if your pick up line includes the F word, or so my ummmm, friends tell me.................. _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student
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Those jeans look really good on you! Mind if I touch ur ass? My dad said when he was youngerhe got slapped for using that one _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger
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Is it hot in here, or is it just you? _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Actually, I would put that on my resumé _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
'I'm the teacher in an online school, based on a Star Wars game.' |
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Fate - Student 
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Quote: OMG HAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! dUd3, b357 pick up line eva! _______________ I must not fear . Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear . I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Gom gom gom gom gom! |
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Senor Hat - Student 
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is heaven missing an angel?, coz you've got nice cans _______________ I have beaten The Internet. The end guy was hard. This comment was edited by Senor Hat on Jul 15 2004 11:05am. |
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