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Aug 12 2004 01:58pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
Bail Hope of Belouve
Hint: This is in the Crazy Forum!

A live report from our own Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky!

That's right Kent! The rumors are true.
The Academy has not had new members in TWO days!
Is the Academy finally in trouble?
These questions will be answered all, in Academy-Watch at nine!

This is just in!
Bail's life is still missing... :D
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.

This post was edited by Bail Hope of Belouve on Aug 12 2004 02:18pm.

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Aug 13 2004 07:15pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

Why thank you Gradius!
Oh, and this is just in... Go to hell:P

But this is just in!
A new Pop-sensation is roaming through the country
Their cool name is Pop-tarts.

Perhaps her name should be: "One Fridge to far"

hehe
*self-loving laugh*

Coffeeboy Bail's opinion is not accountable for the entire stations opinion

This is just in!
We have numerous reports of a killing motorcycle band running through the country. They call themselves the HellRaisers.

We have managed to get a pic of one of those Hellraisers.

...
That probably is the wrong picture

we shall try again now!

The true Hellraisers!

Ok, that's it, I quit!
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


This comment was edited by Bail Hope of Belouve on Aug 13 2004 07:24pm.

Aug 13 2004 06:21pm

Gradius
 - Ex-Student
 Gradius

That was some damn fine reporting Bail. And now, we would like to announce a promotion here at the studio. Bail is no longer our street pharmacist....err...reporter, but now the lead coffee boy for my coffee boy team. Here, live from the studio storage room, is Bail at his new desk. Bail?
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- Proud padawan of Kueller.
- We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything
- <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words!
- "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider


This comment was edited by Gradius on Aug 13 2004 06:25pm.

Aug 13 2004 02:08pm

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

"...and watch out on 7th street because I just droppen my bagel!"

Aug 13 2004 12:14pm

Jawa Rikard Falk
 - Ex-Student
 Jawa Rikard Falk

i can fix some people for the academy lol:P


wow that no life thing is scary:eek:
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bye all i had a great time here i will never forget it i really gonna miss u all

Aug 13 2004 12:12pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

a lot :P
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


Aug 13 2004 12:10pm

JrVicks
 - Student

What didn't you say?
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Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. I say, Are you ganna drink that?

Aug 13 2004 11:03am

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

what did I say?

I admit... I like Gradius :(

:P
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


Aug 13 2004 10:04am

JrVicks
 - Student

Bail you live man...there are no cencors for your...mature choise of words. everyoen knows what you said!
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Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. I say, Are you ganna drink that?

This comment was edited by JrVicks on Aug 13 2004 10:05am.

Aug 13 2004 09:27am

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

Thank you Gradius. Indeed it is true!
As you may all have heard, I am reporting live from Jacen Aratan's basement. Why? Because someone's room exploded due to being right below hell, and since Hell froze over (screw you, Gradius' Girlfriend!) my room was destroyed.
But on a brighter note, it would seem that Planet of the Apes might just come true. This is the very first specimen we have seen today, no doubt, more to come
Our first Specimin ran away from us shortly after seeing some food down the street.
But here we have our second specimin, which we interviewed at the Olympics!

So tell me Sir, where are we exactly?
- Weejr at the sea, ain't that Right, Peggy Sue?
- Sure is Bob!
- Lemme introdjuus you to me family: This is Bob, this is Peggy Sue, then Billy Bob, Dwayne, Bubba (a typical white name!), Cooter, and Otis.

I see. So tell us what happened here?
- I dunno. I was just offered some money to say something! Hey, aren't you from the TEEJVEEJ?
*starts waving at the cam* Hey moah! I'm on TEEJVEEJ! Hey Bob, Peggy Sue, Billy Bob, Dwayne, Bubba, Cooter, and Otis, come check this out!

You could see it. This was Bail Hope, reporting live from Jacen Aratan's basement, and I'm f***ing leaving right f***ing now.
Don't make eye-contact!
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


This comment was edited by Bail Hope of Belouve on Aug 13 2004 09:29am.

Aug 13 2004 06:14am

Gradius
 - Ex-Student
 Gradius

In other news, Tido RAWKS! His rawkness has not yet been matched by any other person in the academy. We here at JA News Headquarters would like to congradulate Tido. He has made this reporter very pleased to be touched by his rawkness. And now, live from the depths of Jacen Aratan's basement is Bail in a clown outfit with your local rawkness reports.

**SPECIAL REPORT**
This just in! Tido's rawkness is surpassed only by his rawkness! Thank you.
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- Proud padawan of Kueller.
- We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything
- <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words!
- "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider


This comment was edited by Gradius on Aug 13 2004 06:38am.

Aug 13 2004 05:25am

Charly
 - Student
 Charly

Great stuff Bail :D Keep it up :cool:

Aug 13 2004 02:25am

Tido
 - Student
 Tido

lmao, I've actually thought about what it would be like if there was a student lead news/ezine for the JA. Yeah I know, what was I smoking :P.

Aug 12 2004 11:44pm

skankerkid
 - Student
 skankerkid

dont worry bout it. ill ask kev to be the JAs official recruter for texas, or the norht texas *ack* alright the dallas fortworth area recruiter.
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Shout out to DJ Sith cause he's my big bro. Shout out to Debbie because she's my sister in-law. Also it aint cool if aint skewed.

Aug 12 2004 08:56pm

Iceman - away-
 - Student

I'm grateful for that... oops did I just say that aloud?

Aug 12 2004 08:49pm

JrVicks
 - Student

:eek: *GASP* Dun dun DUN!!!
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Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. I say, Are you ganna drink that?

Aug 12 2004 08:34pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

haha, then u apparently dont know them :D lol
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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


Aug 12 2004 08:04pm

Iceman - away-
 - Student

Aw dont worry you have 4 more who arent insane... well not as bad as bail (yet)

Aug 12 2004 07:40pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

oh uh..... now my Padawan has finally went loco :D :P
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Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


Aug 12 2004 07:37pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

Yes, as we all can see, Hell has errupted. We have searched for numerous reasons, yes, but it would seem that Gradius is the cause, because he has a girlfriend!
It has even destroyed the house of the neighbours. *grins* Like one special girl once said: "There is no place like Home, Anty Em, there is no place... like home!"
On a brighter note, it seems our old weatherman has died.

But now on to our midget in bikini. He asked us to censor his ... erm ... parts, so we shall just give you a censored picture right here.
This man is called Mister Poodoo and he will speak on Bail's behalf:

So tell me, what happened?
- So, ... I was like out in these erm... woods! When suddenly two awful men jumped right at me. I thought they were going to rape me. No such luck...

Ah yes, I see. So what happened inside this room?
- Yeah, so... I like work for a company, called Angry Cow, which heals cows that are hurt for numerous reasons, such as Typhoons, lightning, beating and rape. We were called here because there seemed to be some cows here that weren't raped yet... I MEAN!!! erm... *sweats* yeah erm...

Thank you for that image in my head.
- You're welcome *wink, wink* But now I have to go back to work!

Here he disappeared from our sight. We have been able to take one more picture of him at work. ... We have no comment at this time.
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


This comment was edited by Bail Hope of Belouve on Aug 12 2004 07:37pm.

Aug 12 2004 07:15pm

Gradius
 - Ex-Student
 Gradius

Those poor cows. *Looks down* In unrelated news, a large chunk of what appears to be Hell has just risen from the ruins of Bail's bedroom. Here with us on the scene, is a midget in a bikini....
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- Proud padawan of Kueller.
- We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything
- <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words!
- "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider


Aug 12 2004 06:25pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

Thank you Gradius!
Indeed, the weather here is unexpectedly nice. The tornado may have thrown around some cows, but it also brings a nice breeze on this hot day. As you can see here *points*, this cow has been thrown all around. As you can see on this picture, the cow definately is feeling all kinds of befuzzled.
We shall now attempt to interview the cow

How are you feeling today sir?
- m00000!
Just what happened exactly?
- *confused look* m000! m0000!!!

As you can hear, the cow definately has trouble talking about it. Obviously traumatised by this awful experience

This was Arnie Pie, with Arnie near the cow-pie
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


This comment was edited by Bail Hope of Belouve on Aug 12 2004 06:32pm.

Aug 12 2004 06:06pm

Gradius
 - Ex-Student
 Gradius

This is Gradius reporting live from Bail's bedroom, and what appears to be a tornado has just come through. This is madness people, you can't walk anywhere without stepping on a dead c0w. And now, here's some other guy with your local JA weather.
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- Proud padawan of Kueller.
- We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything
- <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words!
- "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider


Aug 12 2004 05:55pm

 
 - Student

Actually, Aron is taking a break, and he usually activated accounts, therefore.. well, go figure. :P

Aug 12 2004 04:11pm

Setementor
 - Jedi Master
 Setementor

Either that or they haven't been accepted yet. :P

Aug 12 2004 04:03pm

DJK
 - Student
 DJK

rofl ´:D reporters :D:P

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