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Aug 14 2004 09:15pm

Aron
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Aron
http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

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Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.


:eek:

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Aug 30 2004 04:06pm

StarFox
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 StarFox

wow
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Aug 29 2004 07:41pm

SedNox
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 SedNox

she became one with the forc. . . . couch! LOL!!!

aw man, that sux!
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This comment was edited by SedNox on Aug 29 2004 07:42pm.

Aug 29 2004 07:39pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

O M G ! ! !

Poor lady. :( What a terrible way to live.
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Aug 28 2004 06:10pm

Total War!
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Damn! That lady needed to get a heavy duty wheelchair or something!:eek:
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Aug 28 2004 06:05pm

Flux
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 Flux

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"Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed."


That's utterly crazy. A person should know that it's a death call when they merge with their couch.
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Aug 28 2004 04:18pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

that gives the word 'Aratan' a whole new meaning:P:D
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This comment was edited by CuZzA on Aug 28 2004 04:19pm.

Aug 15 2004 06:50pm

Gradius
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 Gradius

Well, isn't it kinda her fault that she allowed herself to get that big? I mean, common people, if you do indeed get so fat and lazy that you won't leave the couch for 6 years, you deserve to be made fun of. On a lighter note, if by some freak accident that this wasn't her fault, I've seen no explanation for it. But it is very sad nonetheless.
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Aug 15 2004 06:43pm

skankerkid
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 skankerkid

poor woman.
yall shoudnt be dissig her.
yeah she was 480 pounds, thats just unhealthy. all this does is teach all of us a lesson. and if i even have to udder it i feel that it would spoil the lesson so learn yourselves. it could save your life.
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Aug 15 2004 06:33pm

Raider
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 Raider

only 1 words fits this one... wow...
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Aug 15 2004 05:54pm

Setementor
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 Setementor

Whoa... I can't believe it. :eek:

Aug 14 2004 11:07pm

DJK
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 DJK

lmao, that gotta suck :P

Aug 14 2004 10:30pm

Gradius
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 Gradius

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:eek: Reminds me of my first girlfriend... :eek:


You had a girlfriend? :eek: (I'm just busting you. In light of the respect topic by Angel in the Academy discussion, I feel I have to say this.)


I know your just messing around. No need to remind me :)
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Aug 14 2004 10:10pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

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That is both depressing and shocking, with a siding of humour.... woah
:eek:


'nuff said
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Aug 14 2004 09:51pm

Kainz00r
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 Kainz00r

Ewww, going to the toilet in the same place without moving for 6 years, I think I woulda called for help a long time ago...if i could reach a phone.
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Aug 14 2004 09:25pm

Mic Den Octela
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That is both depressing and shocking, with a siding of humour.... woah
:eek:
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This comment was edited by Mic Den Octela on Aug 14 2004 09:25pm.

Aug 14 2004 09:24pm

Stimpski
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:eek: Reminds me of my first girlfriend... :eek:


You had a girlfriend? :eek: (I'm just busting you. In light of the respect topic by Angel in the Academy discussion, I feel I have to say this.)
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Aug 14 2004 09:23pm

Gradius
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 Gradius

:eek: Reminds me of my first girlfriend... :eek:
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- <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words!
- "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider


Aug 14 2004 09:19pm

Stimpski
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 Stimpski

:eek:
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