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Casual - Student  |
Yes, my worthy constituents, it has come to my knowledge that there exists a secular plane of contemplation; a dimension of insight so intervened with the verisimilitudes of allegoric perspicuities. The linguistical approach to this concoction would be to assess its qualities in terms of phonetics and morphemes, but the extemporaneous reader must also take into consideration the results of epenthesis, metathesis and the occasional prothesis, resulting in a salmagundi of ulterior motives and paraphrasing. So without further ado, I shall leave you with an introspective glance into the forthcoming: Ponder not on the present day, take not for granted anything that might be proposed unto you, and live your life to the highest maxim. And to quote Immanuel Kant and his categorical imperative: Act so that the maxim may be capable of becoming a universal law for all rational beings. -Cas _______________ Thanks to the human heart by which we live, Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears, To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears. |
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Muad'dib - Student 
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But I... ... Hey. You're from Finland. You're not supposed to speak English better than I do. Finnish, sure, but English? No no no... Dammit. Maybe that's it, though... I speak it everyday in a conversational context which I suppose leads me to focus more and more on decimating the language so as to facilitate a more expedient delivery of information verbally, while leaving me in a linguistically compromising situation when there is no such need for the afore mentioned urgency. I find it almost tragic that my own linguistic aptitude is so depreciated by conversational abstraction among other things (TV and video games, undoubtedly) that in order to comprehend more than just a cursory amount of what your initial post was trying to convey, that I had to look up about 1/2 of the words that you used. Somewhat perturbing if for nothing else than because English, this language with which you run metaphorical circles around me and, I imagine, most native English speakers is almost undoubtedly a second language. It's not completely dissimilar to an autistic person decyphering some inanely complex encryption algorithm in their head as a crowd of people watch on, jaws agape, eyebrows raised, before grunting a collective 'huh?' However don't misunderstand me, I'm not trying to compare your rich grasp of the English language with some form of autism, I'm simply trying to illustrate the awkward feeling of diminution that accompanies such a post. I'm sure your post did indeed produce a near unintelligible grunt of 'huh?' from readers (myself included) followed by more than a few glances in the nearest dictionary. Even this comment, despite my own desperate determination to try and meet you on your own level, juxtaposed beside your own is like the scrawlings of a child contrasted with a doctoral thesis. So I tip my proverbial hat to you, friend, for your triumph of words, and offer unto you my own maxim. It is a family maxim, passed down to me by my father, and his father before him. Seriously. Fuck the begrudgers, for theirs is the greater damnation. Yeah, they were Irish...  And I hope there was no offense taken by my brief jaunt into profanity (a word which I believe is actually self-defining. Oxford disagrees.) for the sake of accuracy. And so I end on a note of veritable jocularity, though anyone who reads Penny Arcade will have seen this before. Edit: Also my use of punctuation is liberal at best, atrocious at worst. It always has been, and, in all likelyhood, always will be. For that, however I make no apologies. See my family maxim for further explanation.  For serious, yo. _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! This comment was edited by Muad'dib on Apr 26 2005 07:15am. |
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Evil Squirrel - Student 
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www.ruletheworld.com yay _______________ "I'm leaning more towards the cookie side" - leif two time winner of the "SilkMonkey Award for Best Evil Squirrel Based Avatar Picture" award! Geology Rocks! |
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solitude - Jedi Council 
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You read Kant too?!?!  t3h mans crazeh, none of his ideas would work IRL! _______________ Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009 Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
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Casual - Student 
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I am obliged to conjecture that the topical diversification in regard to the structural metamorphosis within the perimetres of this ornate institution are digressory in nature. The common student is necessitated to draw upon certain epigrammatic means to pursue their given endeavours. The efficating momentum behind the Academy (the primus motor, if you will) is the Council. It is a state of mutual surmise which shrouds the Academy in the fashion of a veil that truly actuates the denouement of said status quo. What do you guys think? _______________ Thanks to the human heart by which we live, Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears, To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears. This comment was edited by Casual on Apr 25 2005 09:42pm. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Quote: I surmise that due to this interstate of perspicacious tete-a-tete, if you will, being conceived from my anomalous projection of introspect, I conjecture it to be more than befitting for me to disclose my status quo to you. My diurnal courses are imbued with diverse realisations of various enterprises from sunrise to sunset. The main consumers of my punctual schedule are my academic endeavours. In addition, my resources pertaining to time for leasure have notably diminuated due to my acquisition of two métiers, which means that I am hereby a biprofessioned enterpreneur. Finally, I wish to consolidate my altitudinous ardors, so that those anthropomorphic instances, who take delectation from the visual concatenation of this cerebral space of interlocking filaments of cogitation, can identify some impetus behind this exuberant rumination of doctrines. -Cas isn't it "tête-a-tête?" seeing as it's French? doesn't mean that I understood anything else you said _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Casual - Student
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I surmise that due to this interstate of perspicacious tete-a-tete, if you will, being conceived from my anomalous projection of introspect, I conjecture it to be more than befitting for me to disclose my status quo to you. My diurnal courses are imbued with diverse realisations of various enterprises from sunrise to sunset. The main consumers of my punctual schedule are my academic endeavours. In addition, my resources pertaining to time for leasure have notably diminuated due to my acquisition of two métiers, which means that I am hereby a biprofessioned enterpreneur. Finally, I wish to consolidate my altitudinous ardors, so that those anthropomorphic instances, who take delectation from the visual concatenation of this cerebral space of interlocking filaments of cogitation, can identify some impetus behind this exuberant rumination of doctrines. -Cas _______________ Thanks to the human heart by which we live, Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears, To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears. This comment was edited by Casual on Nov 28 2004 12:03pm. |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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Wait a sec... how are we your constituents?  SP0CK 4 PR3Z!!!11 _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Karlin - Student 
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WTF!?!?! You lost buddy, well later. _______________ Only I will finish what I have begun. |
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Axion - Student 
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Cas you made my little brain even dumber. Oh well, not that I need it. _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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Eschew obfuscation! _______________ make install -not war |
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Trad Redav - Student 
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cheers.I used to have a nice phrase which would confuse everybody, but i forgot it. It had something to do with colloquial palaver, though. _______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... |
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DJK - Student 
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So...many...hard...words... |
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Ashyr - Student 
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ooooo This thread is interesting. Apart from a few words, (which I looked up) I know most of what's going on. It's pretty much fancy talk for obvious observations. _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
CAS R TEH SEXYST FILOLOLOLOLOLGIZT!!!111ONE |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger
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Yea, and verily the linguistic capacities of my fellows in this place of learning know no bounds. However, I am becoming aware of some slight traumas within that organ which permits me the awesome facilities of thought, and will return upon having received some relief from the dreadful torture of fatigue. Oh, and Sared deserves a ban from this thread. _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. This comment was edited by tarpman on Oct 28 2004 10:40pm. |
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Casual - Student
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With characteristic insouciance I provide insight into the pandemonium created by stimulated essentials of pecuniary tumaphiles. This excessive rationalisation of lacerated impurities divulges the nonchalant joviality of navial warfare to embark upon a new, contextualised syntactic approach to everyday life. Albeit being an understatement of simplicity, the secular comfort of residing in a state of diverse epistemology converts the suggested proportions to redefine their efforts, nonwithstanding the vivid innervation towards more celestial behaviour. Alas! We are not here to traverse on mutually indistinctive planes of contemplation, but to recoup the conscience that has fatalised our communal urge to modify our dispositions. -Cas _______________ Thanks to the human heart by which we live, Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears, To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears. |
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Sared - Retired 
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/me thwaps JJ with TEH HANTOM TROUT Phantom Trout > Mike = pwnage  _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Sared, You suck - i've seen better spelling in the JA+ documentation! |
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Sared - Retired
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My dear comrade. I will, notwithstanding any previos implications of script and text, remain to refer to you as a fellow compatriot, if you still allow me to impose the paramaters of compatriotism in the duration of this exchange of dialogue. Now, in refrence to your last spout of grammical wizardwry, I am left somewhat tossed at a few of your observations. If mine commentary had derelicted your attentions off of the intention and cause of my opinions, then it was far from my mission to antagonize you in any sort of judiciary action. Meerly, I hope that you too are in search of intellectual discourse that has no use other than to probe the mind and spark the imagination. For this purpose, I will gladly wade into the waters. _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. This comment was edited by Sared on Aug 23 2004 09:29pm. |
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Antares - Student 
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I think my head is going to blow up on me. I NEED to see something dementedly stupid! _______________ "only two things are infinite: Human stupidity and the universe. And i'm not sure about the latter" Albert Einstein Proud padawan to Obi-Wan Kenobi, Brother to Tido, Setementor, Jalune and Jana-Johauna |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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* does the same thing as Mic Den Octela * _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Bubu - Hubbub
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HAHA I love this thread. I can't keep up anymore. _______________ make install -not war |
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Mic Den Octela - Student 
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, and /me de-evolves into monkey and swings around on trees. _______________ -Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown) This comment was edited by Mic Den Octela on Aug 23 2004 02:20am. |
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Casual - Student
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Quote: My dear child, though your observations relating to the ponderings and contemplations of Immanuel Kant and his upholdings are nonetheless adequate for said life to be lived; I am afraid that the mentioning of such compels me to fixate upon you the most deserving label of a Kant. Carry on. Your wise and orthodox output does dazzle me with its unvarying deliberance and incoincidence. Thus, one might reckon, I have been anticipating such a verbal confrontation from you or your kith or kin. Now that I have been the recipient of this judicious, but pleasurable event, I can set my experiences in juxtaposition with their realised compatriots, ie. memories. -Cas _______________ Thanks to the human heart by which we live, Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears, To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears. This comment was edited by Casual on Aug 23 2004 12:17am. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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man, and I thought I was smart _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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