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Carve Craig "Carve" Sunderlamb
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Caustic, sarcastic, and generally unlikeable.

Location:  Canada
Occupation:  Wal*Mart Greeter
Interests:  Books, Weightlifting, Music, Space, Brains, Battlefield games, Starcraft 2, Star Wars (all three movies!)
Last Comment:  User: planK
Comments Made:  1283

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Feb 21 2011 03:39pm

planK
 - Jedi Council
 planK

When more cowbell isn't enough, Christopher Walken asks for more Carve.

GJ BRINGIN SEXY BACK BRO


Apr 18 2003 04:58pm

ioshee
 - Student
 ioshee

Ooooo.

I like your new profile pic a lot
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One of the Belouve boys

Apr 18 2003 03:24pm

eljeton
 - Student
 eljeton

lol,...
yeah ,..i had a really cool time dueling ya,..just hope we could practice like that again :P ,...cya 'round m8y ! :)
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'...its better to light a candle, than cursing the dark,...' -> 0_<

Apr 18 2003 06:23am

FaDed
 - Student
 FaDed

put me on your list damn it!:mad:

Apr 18 2003 02:45am

Chicka
 - Ex-Student
 Chicka

Just like to say
U R SO COOT

And stuff.

Thanks for the ever-so-important-and-relevant comment


Apr 17 2003 03:24pm

Carve
 - Student
 Carve

Another Song By Assemblage 23 - Light.

I stand in a barren void that's featureless
No sight or sound can penetrate at all
These silent songs may try to tear me down
When dust descends I'll still be standing tall
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To the ones who want me on my knees
You can not control my destiny
There is light that flows within my veins
And there is darkness for the ones who bring me pain
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Unrelenting, unforgiving hopelessness
Pummeled from all directions for days on end
Can't turn the other cheek, it's far too bruised
Can't play the part of saint, I won't pretend
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To the ones who want me on my knees
You cannot control my destiny
There is light that flows throughout my veins
And there is darkness for the ones who bring me pain
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Daylight breaks and shatters empty skies
Has nothing changed for better or for worse?
The cycle just repeats itself again
Can't tell if I am blessed or I am cursed
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To the ones who want me on my knees
You cannot control my destiny
There is light that flows throughout my veins
And there is darkness for the ones who bring me pain
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Thaaank you.
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Apr 17 2003 02:33am

eljeton
 - Student
 eljeton

hehe
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'...its better to light a candle, than cursing the dark,...' -> 0_<

Apr 16 2003 08:52pm

eljeton
 - Student
 eljeton

no if i can stop u! :D (altough, i doubt it,..but,..what tha' he..)
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'...its better to light a candle, than cursing the dark,...' -> 0_<

Apr 16 2003 04:57am

Carve
 - Student
 Carve

I will be the best Saberist ever, damnit. The best!
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Apr 16 2003 12:45am

Hiei
 - Ex-Student
 Hiei

Nice song :D. Just saw the classes u enrolled in to, you really want to beat yellow stancers, ie. me, don't you ;). Well good luck. I might enroll to those classes too, if I have time. Well cya around and May the force be with You.:D
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:alliance:A.K.A Invincible_Azn_Jedi:alliance:

Apr 15 2003 05:35pm

Carve
 - Student
 Carve

A Song Dedicated By Me To Bush:
Assemblage 23 - Blindhammer
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Our father's backs are broken, and our prophets are insane
There is no one left to guide us, no catalyst for change
We are too young to know better, but frailty comes with age
So we run towards armageddon, while our legs still have the strength
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And like a blind hammer that destroys what it can't see
Tear down the walls of progress, and spit on ancestry
Indescriminate, and full of empty rage
Burning down the fields of fear we're unable to assuage
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Our best days are behind us, and the past willed with debris
That we'll sweet beneath the carpet, where no one else will see
We live beneath the spectre of an omnipresent doom
We know for sure it's coming, it's just a question of how soon
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And like a blind hammer that destroys what it can't see
Tear down the walls of progress, and spit on ancestry
Indescriminate, and full of empty rage
Burning down the fields of fear we're unable to assuage
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The world has changed around us, and our visions grown opaque
We believe we have the answers, but never learn from our mistakes
There's a gift that sits before it, but it's barely out of reach
So we turn our backs and walk away, and sing our souls to sleep
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And like a blind hammer that destroys what it can't see, tear down the walls of progress, and spit on ancestry
Indescriminate and full of empty rage, burning down the fields of fear we're unable to assuage
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Thank you.
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Apr 15 2003 05:31pm

Carve
 - Student
 Carve

It just shocked me. I guess you should take -his- comment as a compliment, hrm? Looks like you've got style, woman.
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Apr 15 2003 07:43am

Chicka
 - Ex-Student
 Chicka

"You thought Chicka was BETTER!? Mleah... "

How ruuuuude! :P

Apr 15 2003 02:41am

Kilik
 - Ex-Student
 Kilik

i was pretty amazed wen chicka told me u were her boyfriend. i was like whoa!! i was thinkin she was better but then she told me u were. pretty funny. hope u turn JAK soon... peace
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-First Padawan of Chicka-
Would you like to get aquainted with the tip of my saber? Do not befriend it, it is not kind. Because when blood spills, it won't be mine.


Apr 14 2003 07:17am

TheBeast
 - Ex-Student
 TheBeast

Just to answer your really hort comment on my profile

Hi¨... it's me

See you on the server (I hope I'll recognize one of your many name...:))
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"Taken separatly, women and alcool can be quite fun, but when you mix them they can make you a dumbass!"
- Red, That 70's show
"Fez likes them big, Fez likes them small... Fez likes them all"
- Fez about women, That 70's show


Apr 13 2003 05:44am

Hiei
 - Ex-Student
 Hiei

Hey!!! What's up. You were amaizin in our duels... i only beat u once i think. Well it was fun..... and oh ya i talked to Chika...i believe u now. L8teeeeez!!! :cool:
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:alliance:A.K.A Invincible_Azn_Jedi:alliance:

Apr 12 2003 11:18am

FaDed
 - Student
 FaDed

i will be on your list. you'll see.

Apr 12 2003 12:51am

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

Bonjour to you two Carve[WTF].
Very kind of you to say hello on a nice friday afternoon (well, atleast its friday afternoon when i got it ^_^)
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Apr 11 2003 08:41pm

Carve
 - Student
 Carve

As an aside, I feel no need to broadcast this over the forums, but I am in need of somebody to observe me and inform me of my faults in a quasi-master environment.
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Apr 11 2003 06:08pm

Carve
 - Student
 Carve

RE: Dark Blade's question, I have re-worded and updated my description. That should alleviate any questions.
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Apr 11 2003 12:27pm

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

Ah, so now you're back, dou you wanna pick up where we left off with the Full Foce dueling and the TFFA stuff ? Up to you, I'm sure you've got better stuff to do than learn from me :D
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Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased)
Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D


Apr 11 2003 08:24am

TiTo (inactive)
 - Student
 TiTo (inactive)

The Mundian to bach ke Rahi,
with the Hurle, hurle, hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach ke Rahi
with the Hurle, Hurle, Hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach keee Rahiiiiiiiiii-ahhh!

Just to 'break the ice'!:)
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Apr 11 2003 06:31am

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

Ummm, carve;

Rest assured me and Yun are two quite different people. :)
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Apr 11 2003 04:07am

itsme
 - Student

Fo-shizzle.

Apr 11 2003 03:27am

(SKX) Dark Blade
 - Student
 (SKX) Dark Blade

My Chances Go To Zero But I Always Will Survive... new list: skxDB, Shadowsith, Luke

what does this mean?
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What is the difference between love and Herpes? Herpes lasts forever.
(CDC joke)
Padawans: Trad Redav, Darth Jello, Tallepyon, Shang Chi, Dopp, Karlin Duke, AuroN, Koushka, Damon, and Katan
Brother to Xanatos


Apr 11 2003 02:41am

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

RIGHT ! :D
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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


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