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Vladimir Smirnoff "Bismarck" Kartoffelgruben
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Padawan to David Attenborough
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Rinzler - Student 
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Shakedown 1979 Cool kids never have the time On a live wire right up off the street You and I should meet Junebug skipping like a stone With the headlights pointed at the dawn We were sure we'd never see an end to it all And I don't even care to shake these zipper blues And we don't know Just where our bones will rest To dust I guess Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below Double cross the vacant and the bored They're not sure just what we have in the store Morphine city slippin' dues down to see That we don't even care as restless as we are We feel the pull in the land of a thousand guilts And poured cement, lamented and assured To the lights and towns below Faster than the speed of sound Faster than we thought we'd go Beneath the sound of hope Justine never knew the rules, Hung down with the freaks and the ghouls No apologies ever need be made I know you better than you fake it to see That we don't even care to shake these zipper blues And we don't know just where our bones will rest To dust I guess Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below The street heats the urgency of now As you see there's no one around _______________ I fite for teh usars!1 |
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Rinzler - Student 
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unF!@ _______________ I fite for teh usars!1 |
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Rinzler - Student
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There once was a song called "Arrest The President." Contemporary music, a hit with the kids, it was a top ten. I wasn't pop then, so I missed the bus a bit, But politics was on everybody's hot this summer list. The cool kids were all rocking votes, I shit you not, I was pistol whippin' cops for hip hop. _______________ I fite for teh usars!1 |
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Rinzler - Student
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Don’t these dead streets back you into bad corners? Curbs crumble once you park your arse on em. Parking meters overdue. Violation goes unnoticed. Out of all of those who tried to travel off road... you've come the closest. So I grant you this toast: To all of those who showed promise and never made one that broke. I salute you. I never meant to lose you, But I know this road don’t go where it used to. I've got a map that looks a lot like your veiny arms. It aint to scale, but it details the name of this song.And this one is called "Cancelled Flight Blues" A Manipulative twist I think that Manson might've used. But poor musicians come a dime a dozen. And you’re the egg man, a flash in the pan, and your yolk is running. Who broke that hard outer covering? Some chick in your mix you couldn’t level with, headless horsemen? Come the suffering... go the direction... following air currents, but it was my drift you were supposed to be catching. Fish nets collect dust in stagnant water. I haven’t heard back from you since the gag order. Pussycat got your tongue? You’re a lint ball who moves on the whim of the wind. Confused flexible movement for freedom. If the walls you keep bouncing off of are closing in, theres only so much time before your rhythm gets broken I could hear it speeding up before we lost signal. It caused a ripple effect. Rings on the radar would intersect. Now your fingers are off limits; I can’t hold your hand longer than your attention span. The two way street we are supposed to meet on is just a one-way dead end. You're some of my best friends Press send. Where are the donuts you’ve been lost inside? Tow trucks you’ve been forced to ride? Hold ups at the border line? Customs will confiscate costumes. Eat my dust and get exhausted, force fed by car fumes. I can't afford a duty tax so expensive. Come off your head trip and visit where your old friends live. Your sensitive...like the time...critical. You swore to God on a lie and didn’t die...you're invincible. Kiss the pavement...make love while cars spin. Be careful when the unsafe sex parade comes a marchin'. They've got full body condoms to carry you off in. I wish I told you that while we were still talking. _______________ I fite for teh usars!1 |
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Rinzler - Student
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When I first got into magic, it was an underground phenomenon Now everybody's like pick a card, any card If I shot my full load with the first hand I played I'd be a monkey in a box hangin' with the David Blaines I be swimmin' with the sharks, mouths full of razor blades But I'm not, I got out of that game Escape Artist I talk 'til I'm red in my face with strain polyps I'll rock 'til I'm out of my range then raise octaves I play through the pain and remain conscience Refraining from commenting on the lame compliments And the petty criticisms from those who ain't accomplished Even one fifths of some of this shit I made progress with I'm leaving naysayers stumped like rain forests After years of pullin' rabit ears out my pants pockets I'm not revealin' any tricks of the trade It's just there ain't no magic in the breakdown baby _______________ I fite for teh usars!1 |
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Trooper! - Student 
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What did I miss? _______________ Honor those better than you would yourself. |
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Rinzler - Student
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hey vanity, this vile's empty, so are you hey glamorous, this vile's not god anymore....yeah... speak, i don't get it should i ignore the fasion or go by the book i dont want it, i just want your eyes fixated on me coming back aaah coming back around the fur _______________ I fite for teh usars!1 |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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I sort of miss you, Bismarck. Your lobster shenanigans were pretty entertaining. Good luck with whatever you might do in life!  _______________ In the navy and LOVING it! 
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! 
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Echuu - Student 
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Don't look at me ,I didn't post anything mocking after he was banned -Echuu- _______________ KV Mechelen Proud owner of: Kauyon's 101th, Akkarin's 100th, Piccolo's 30th, Wicek's 1400th , Mindrith's 1500th, Sednox' 1935th Comment |
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CuZzA - Student 
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Well I never laughed at him or anything, I just simply expressed happiness May the force be with you _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Eica - Student 
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Ok, This isn't a negative post. I saw you, like others, on IRC these past couple of days, and found you to be a nicer person than I expected. You didn't cause any trouble during the time you were chatting there, and I actually came to think of you as an alright person. I think we should all be sorry for posting comments on this guy's profile laughing about his ban and/or poking fun at him wether you liked him or not. May the force be with you _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed This comment was edited by Eica on Aug 25 2005 08:34pm. |
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Virtue - Jedi Council 
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No more negative posts on this profile please. If you want to say anything about/to him, then please go say it to his face. - Virtue. _______________ Academy Architect |
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Rinzler - Student
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You're graceful, your grace falls, down around me in my eyes. You're lovely, your love leaves, So easily in my eyes. Another day left waiting, alone in my room with no calls from you. So I call you up, but you let me down, falling down around everyone except yourself. I thought that this would never end, things were so clear but they fell through. High hopes of problems never failed, thinking of the best. Another day left crying, with you in my room with nothing left to do. You say that it's not right, you said its over now. Stand still annoyed with no one around. I thought that this would never end, things were so clear but they fell through. High hopes of problems never failed, thinking of the best. _______________ I fite for teh usars!1 |
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DarthMike - Student 
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aw man this guy was funny _______________ "You can't get Windows on a Mac because the drivers are not compatible." --- Some dude from the Geek Squad "So if you have quad-core, you have four times the RAM, right?" --- Some guy at Best Buy |
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SaZ - Student 
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never thought that would happen  oh well... dont be so annoying in RL atleast  _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
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Wicek - Nugget 
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Quote: Awww.. you are banned  You wasnt so annoying tbh but.. here.. i have a cookie for you! GL in real life Wicek Is that offensive or its something wrong with me? |
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Rinzler - Student
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I just wanted to say here how disappointed I am in all of the people who have posted here as a way of mocking or poking fun at Bismarck for being banned. He may have offended you on the forums or broken some rules but that doesn't give students the right to do that, if you don't have anything nice to say here, please just refrain from saying it, it's just inappropriate. _______________ I fite for teh usars!1 This comment was edited by Rinzler on Aug 24 2005 05:32am. |
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Cheta T. Must - Student 
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O thank the moons. they have answered my praire of you getting the funk out of here with your spam tastic ness. good riddens Edit what gives you the right to yell at eica like that  This comment was edited by Cheta T. Must on Aug 24 2005 03:48am. |
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ozzcoz - Cosplay Nerd 
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It wasn't fair Bismark. All these guys have no respect. None of them belong in this community. _______________ A wizard did it. |
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Rinzler - Student
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<3, now your profile can go back to what it was originally used as: me singing to you through text _______________ I fite for teh usars!1 |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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oh, what? Just when I was starting to get used to you. It's always the unique ones... _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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CuZzA - Student
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I'd like to thank the admins of the JA for finally putting this dude in his place Kind regards, -CuZzA </formal> WHOOOPEEE! lol _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Wicek - Nugget 
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Awww.. you are banned You wasnt so annoying tbh but.. here.. i have a cookie for you! GL in real life Wicek |
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Thomasooo - Student
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Yeah, it's looking pretty good! It's supposed to be a lobster, right? _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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Echuu - Student
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OK what is you're probleme against me, cuzza said that it was because I say Welcome to the JA to every new member, I'M JUST BEIG FRIENDLY, and if you got a probleme with that ok fine.... just don't bother posting things on my profile of total nonsence _______________ KV Mechelen Proud owner of: Kauyon's 101th, Akkarin's 100th, Piccolo's 30th, Wicek's 1400th , Mindrith's 1500th, Sednox' 1935th Comment |
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