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"Luke Skywalker" Drew Figueroa
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Ex-Jedi Master ('cause it won't be admitted elsewhere)
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Virtue - Jedi Council 
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Behold! The Jedi Master. Luke pwns just as much as you think a Master of the Jedi would, and then some!  So yeah, marvel at his greatness, for he pwns ALL!! Let's face it, the Jedi Academy without Luke Skywalker would be the same as having a Modem, but no computer! ALL HAIL THE PARTEH BOY!!! /me dances - Virtue.  _______________ Academy Architect |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Oh, btw, I am most disappointed that you have not yet visited this thread: http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=4234 |
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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LUKE RULES!!!!!! Just wanted to say that and HI!!!  _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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sith master rikard f - Ex-Student 
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hello skywalker will you learn that you will learn about star wars and i will be your padawan or learn that you cant about star wars _______________ sith master rikard falk padawans:markus bergström admiralendk, |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
1: Koyi - you have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands. I recommend you spend it on your g/f instead. 2: Rofl, look at this comment of yours on Katan's profile: "Apr 27 02:49am Luke Skywalker - Jedi Instructor KATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay! We can finally reunite on the servers, smoke that crap we're on 24/7 and scream each other's names! Sounds like hella fun! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" And who is the one to tell the whole World that crack kills? 3, and the reason I wanted to post here (other than normal stalking  ): I've found some more reasons as to why I keep visiting your classes, even after going there before, other than that rather unfortunately made reply I gave you. Just tell me if ya wanna know, k? Catch ya on IRC..... you know it's gonna happen. PS: Whoa, I think this is the most serious post I've made on your profile since the time I was 12 hours late for NS....... |
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Vier'na - Ex-Student 
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!!! das prob. my fault too luke... SRRY!!!! We just started having tourneys every sunday tho.....( 1pm pacific) here is a link to our site where u can check out what's happening. If ya can't come we understand, but know that u are ALWAYS welcome in our server Luke! TY! ..... V!http://www.clanjedijk2.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewforum&f=3 ps.. IM me or dante for the password! _______________ "Throughout life, one should not miss any chance to hold on to the things that are really precious... if one is truely wise" This comment was edited by Vier'na on Sep 08 2003 10:18am. |
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Bandit - Student 
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Please go here and vote! http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=4185 _______________ Part-Time Player (Weekend Warrior). Recipient of the prestigious "Longest-Post-Ever Award" (bestowed on me by Flash on March 23rd, 2004) |
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Vier'na - Ex-Student
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LOL!!! OMFG!!! u stood up Dante!!! lmao..!!! ok... well your team still won! here are the match results for the it anywayz!(sept.7th).... V! http://www.clanjedijk2.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=3769#3769 _______________ "Throughout life, one should not miss any chance to hold on to the things that are really precious... if one is truely wise" This comment was edited by Vier'na on Sep 08 2003 02:11am. |
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Koyi Donita - Student 
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(The story continues.....) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Luke jumps out of a deep sleep screaming at the top of his lungs. Still having not escaped from the nightmare, Luke goes bolting up out of his bed straight into his wall.* I RULE! I RULE!!!!! I FRICKIN' RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Luke rubs his head violently trying to sooth the new throbbing lump trying to ease the pain. He suddenly fully wakes to reality and realizes that he was having a nightmare.* *Luke then throws back his head and cackles his most dreaded cackle of the ruliest ruler.* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! I STILL RULE ALL!!!!!! THE JEDI ACADEMY, MY PADAWANS, EVEN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!! *Luke then turns his head towards his TV which was left on. His eyes narrow into small slits and he grins a small grin.* Hehehe..... Jack@$$. ?!? Guess I'll have to rule a little later. *Luke then plops down indian style pulling his bucket of wine coolers over to where he can easily reach them. He then begins devouring mass quantities of Taco Bell while knocking back two wine coolers at a time all while laughing at his most favorite TV show. Not to mention while training his dark padawans known as "THE SHADOW CULT OF THE ALMIGHTY LUKE!", making his bed, folding his clothes, doing his chores, practicing his saber, and making a model of cloud city out of the cheese that can be found in the middle of Combo snacks.* Damn! Only I'm this damn good to be doing all of this at once!!! Koyi would be lucky if he could do 2 of these things at once, let alone 1!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Meanwhile in Smallville, a padawan by the name of Koyi Donita was trying to practice what his Master had taught him earlier that week. The sweat was beading off of his body and falling to the ground like great drops of blood as he trained with all of his might hoping that one day he might achieve 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00039827 of the coolness that Luke possessed. With that tiny amount of coolness, he would have a chance of Ruling the JA, but that's about all.* *SNARF, GOBBLE, GULP, BURP!!!!!! Luke was finished with his light snack and his 42 cases of wine coolers. He was extreamly drunk and after finishing all of his tasks, he jumped out of his window and stomped through the streets.* I'llllll shOo hEm *!HICK!* Tha Kochi has NO Chanse Egans MEH!!!!!!! I'llll shOo Hem!!!!! *Moments later with a SHOUT and a DANCE, Koyi ran to the Jedi Academy with tears of joy streaming from his eyes. At last, he has mastered all that his Master had taught him and he was fully confident that he might stand a chance against the top duelers of the JA.* *Sabers clashed and sparks flew as Koyi began defeating one after another all throughout the JA. He smiled a small smile as he thought to himself, WOW, I kinda remind myself of Luke fighting this well. The last fell before him and his saber went silent.* *Just then, LUKE..... The Almighty, THE LORD OF JA, MASTER OF MASTERS, RULER OF RULERS, HIGHEST OF HIGH and SABER SPECIALIST SUPREME kicked open the main door of the Jedi Academy.* KOCHI!!!!!!!! Your'll neva beleav wa happin to meh. IIIII had a dreeeeaaamm ware you Rulest meh!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Nou yuel face ma rath. *Luke stumbled foward igniting his saber with the greatest of drunken haste. Koyi ignited his saber out of concern for his well being. He then said, "Master, are you drunk? We can't fight like this. I might just win. No, I want to win the right way...* EnooPH PHOOel!!!!! *Luke lunged foward and before Koyi knew what hit him, he laid dead struck with only one clumsy, drunkards swing.* *..........................* (Moral of the story is even with extream training and dedication towards being the best, Luke stuffed with Taco Bell and Drunk to high heavens off of wine coolers could layeth the smacketh down on Koyi's candy @$$ any day he saw fit. Koyi at his best doesn't even come close to Luke at his worst. Sad but true. Damn TRUE. So Koyi will just kick back another b33r and collect his thoughts for the next time Luke loses all sense of reality and posts on his profile again. Until next time, this is Koyi D. comin' at cha. See ya soon. Good Bye.) _______________ For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. Rom. 1:16 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. Rom. 10:17 I love my babyface. Smilykrazy is my baby and I love her. ...Swimming through the void we hear the Word, we lose ourselves but we find it all... System Of A Down.
This comment was edited by Koyi Donita on Sep 08 2003 02:07am. |
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Nero - Student 
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7UK3 1S D4 SH1ZN17 _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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Koyi Donita - Student
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*Returns Luke's message with great haste* *Calls Grand Master Luke's Partyboy Psychodelic Phoneline* *WAAAAZZZZZZUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!! You've reached the greatest of the greats, all time grand master supreme, the best of the best, the only one that RULES all that rule (as in there is no higher in the mortal realm), the one and the only, the AMAZING LUKE SKYWALKER!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't return your message at this time or in this life time because my worshippers won't let me use the phone but please leave your praise after the beep and I will accept it whole heartedly.**Beep!!!!!!* *Ummm............Feh Meh Gobble gobble wah wah gonnacoohuny wah. Koo noc kee chi? WAAAAZZZZZZUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!?!?!?!?!!? Hey!!!! Thank you very much for the message. Someone left a wierd answering message on my machine with which I have no idea how it got there but as you can see, I am returning your message. Anyhoo, let's chill sometime training or goofing off or talking about Sin and how much fun it was to put him over your knee and spank him because you just OOZE WITH THE MOST OF THE MOST HIGH RULERSHIP EVER!!!!! Maybe one day, I might achieve 1:1,000,000,000,000,000,000 of your greatness. Wow, just think of how much I would rule with that, but that is really asking for too much. Well, your probably about to run out of tape any second now so I'll cut my m..**Beep!!!!!!!* _______________ For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. Rom. 1:16 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. Rom. 10:17 I love my babyface. Smilykrazy is my baby and I love her. ...Swimming through the void we hear the Word, we lose ourselves but we find it all... System Of A Down.
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Nero - Student
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psh lol TY, yes she did, i am the selfpronounced unofficial JA message delivery man so i'm kinda made for message delivering!!! LUKE RULESSSSSS!!! _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? This comment was edited by Nero on Sep 05 2003 01:32pm. |
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Dante Valmont - Retired 
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OMG U H4xed my profile! thats it, this image will h4x teh hell out of u! U wanna take this to the server! HUH HUH!http://shatteredequinox.net/forums/uploads/post-10-1061173609.jpg _______________ "A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary" |
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Dante Valmont - Retired 
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omfg u wanted me to bring it so ima h4x u so bad. U n00b, ur lucky i wasn't in the last tournament or u kno u'd be h4xed! But this tournament we are a team and everyone is afraid to h4x against us already But if there is a single's tournament i'll h4x u again. stfu u n00b, if u dnt stop ill h4x u!!!!!! _______________ "A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary" |
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Nero - Student 
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LUKE, YOU ARE W000000000000000000TISCH!!! _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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Congrats on winning the tourney luke. May the force be with you....*clears throat* LUKE RULES!!!!!!!!!! LOL!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Smilykrazy - Retired
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Ok its been to long since i did this on your profile! LUKE RULES!!!!!!!!! LOL!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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{Lucifer} - Ex-Student 
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i dont know what tourny u interd in and won but good job _______________ When the end comes do not fear it embrace it... |
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Tallepyon - Student 
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Good job on the tourney. |
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EAF_fencer3 - Student 
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Congrats, Lukey! and no, Nero, I rule _______________ |"Evacuate? In our moment of Triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."|"hurray broccoli!" -Tarpman| |Godson to Carve|Ward of Flamori|Brother to Gunrow| |
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Mace Window - Ex-Student 
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congrats on the tornement! Luke Rules!!! _______________ ]\/[ [] [] Proud padawan of Smily Krazy |
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Eeth Koth - Student 
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Just wanted to apologize again for having to leave your class abruptly luke. Was good fun though, as expected hehe. |
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Nero - Student
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smily told me to tell you you rule so here ya go: LUKE RULEZZZZZZ!!!! _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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Eeth Koth - Student
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Ah, excellent job with the tourney luke. To be expected, hehe. |
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Dante Valmont - Retired
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omg he didn't vierna! I almsot beat both of them alone! HAX! P.s. And whats with the title luke? I should be named haxor _______________ "A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary" This comment was edited by Dante Valmont on Sep 01 2003 09:59pm. |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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Grrr!!! WAFF, WAFF!!  _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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