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Maher "Maher"
Jedi Knight
Joined September 2005, Proud padawan of Laziana, Grandpa of Senatu Family

Location:  Finland
Occupation:  Force Spirit Of Jedi Academy
Interests:  Music, Techonology, Philosophy, Society, Natural, Education, Economy, Teaching, Learning
Homepage:  http://mahersenatu.wixsite.com/maherholo
Padawan of:  Laziana
Padawans  DracoLich Senatu
The Cookie
Elessar
Cloud Senatu
Last Comment:  Forums: You know your an Olbie when....
Comments Made:  3821

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Mar 26 2010 09:18am

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

You are old, Grandpa Maher
a poem by Lewis Carroll, edited by Elessar

‘You are old, Grandpa Maher,’ the young man said,
‘And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head -
Do you think, at your age, it is right?’

‘In my youth,’ Grandpa Maher replied to his grandson,
‘I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -
Pray, what is the reason of that?’

‘In my youth,’ said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
‘I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment - one shilling the box -
Allow me to sell you a couple?’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -
Pray how did you manage to do it?’

‘In my youth,’ said his grandpa, ‘I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -
What made you so awfully clever?’

‘I have answered three questions, and that is enough,’
Said his grandpa; ‘don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I’ll kick you down stairs!’

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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


This comment was edited by DJ Sith on Mar 26 2010 05:04pm.


Nov 25 2009 06:49pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Dear UN blowhearts,

Communism cannot succeed, period. It views government as a perfect entity with everybody giving what they can and getting what they need. Perfection does not exist 'nor will it exist, if it were to exist then humanity is forfeit.

Even small communities cannot practice real communism, but similar utopias where people aren't truly equal. Elders are seen as the wisest, the youth are seen as the work able and the women are seen as the care givers. This, although unavoidable, is still inequality. Thusly communism cannot exist.

Also, I'll add that the characteristics of humanity can evolve, but instincts are permanent as long as we still have a mind. Greed is a survival instinct, so are many of the other evils in the world. Also, hyper inflation has never completely ruined an economy, just slowed it down.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

This comment was edited by Augusta_Mintaka on Nov 25 2009 06:54pm.

Nov 19 2009 06:11pm

Cloud Senatu
 - Student
 Cloud Senatu

Hello.

I'm here to inform you of the sign up for Senatu.
Click Me.
We are wanting to get as many active Senatus back.
So if you're active, please feel free to sign up :D


~Cloud Senatu

Nov 15 2009 11:29pm

Monteeeeeee
 - Nugget
 Monteeeeeee

you know i was reading everything and for the patience you have shown the guy below, you get my 4500 comment ! I commend thee sir!:D
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If you add me to MSN, tell me who you are :P

Best Movie Character EVER!!


Nov 14 2009 05:52pm

Jockster
 - Student
 Jockster

Sorry it wasn't clear. Here's what i mean.

You know the maps u posted? They are auto downloads. That means they just download right away instead of going to the website. Could you post a skin like that??
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http://www.habamon.com/monster/Jokey
Copy and paste that in browser to help it grow xD


Nov 13 2009 11:09pm

Jockster
 - Student
 Jockster

No......I can........I would like some *SKINS* though.....If you could get a Darth Maul skin for me, and post it like those.....I cant go to JK3files that is the problem....All i want is Skins *rolls eyes*
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http://www.habamon.com/monster/Jokey
Copy and paste that in browser to help it grow xD


Nov 13 2009 08:30pm

Jockster
 - Student
 Jockster

Kk who posts the downloads for maps that are with the Server information?
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http://www.habamon.com/monster/Jokey
Copy and paste that in browser to help it grow xD


Nov 13 2009 07:23pm

Jockster
 - Student
 Jockster

What i meant was. :'(

One of these...

http://www.thejediacademy.net/servers_detail.php?f_id=41

Go to the Mod/Extras and click it. Its an automatic download... :'(
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http://www.habamon.com/monster/Jokey
Copy and paste that in browser to help it grow xD


Nov 13 2009 06:28pm

Jockster
 - Student
 Jockster

Could you post a Download for xfire on my profile? I need to download it again but i cant go on the site. If you could then once its set up i can talk to you :D
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http://www.habamon.com/monster/Jokey
Copy and paste that in browser to help it grow xD


Nov 01 2009 06:41pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

That's right, do your job UN villain, sit back and smile while the real superpowers battle it out.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Nov 01 2009 12:34am

Defender
 - Student
 Defender

Hi hoi. I've got my health and powa and I like to be part of Senatu. =) (read forum, plz)

Nähtään. ^^


Oct 30 2009 06:40pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

What is this? Mockery from the cowardly UN? Hah! You would be wise to cower before my financial presance.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Oct 26 2009 10:23pm

Cloud Senatu
 - Student
 Cloud Senatu

Hello.

I am here to respectfully direct your attention to the Senatu Site.
We are undergoing a possible change, and would like to get your input on the matter.
If I could please direct your attention to this topic:
Click Me
Please give us any information you might have, any advice, thoughts, etc...

Will be happy to hear from you.

~Cloud Senatu

Oct 26 2009 06:13pm

Cloud Senatu
 - Student
 Cloud Senatu

You're molesting those poor poor bunnies!!
Yeah, the Christmas song!

Oct 26 2009 10:18am

Cloud Senatu
 - Student
 Cloud Senatu

Oh yeah, quit raping the purple bunnies!!

Oct 26 2009 10:11am

Cloud Senatu
 - Student
 Cloud Senatu

Hehe, I'm tired...
It's like... 4:09 AM right now...

I'm listening to something you would know about!!!
Click Meh!

Oct 26 2009 07:27am

Cloud Senatu
 - Student
 Cloud Senatu

*Jump attacks Maher*

Oct 22 2009 07:06pm

Electronic
 - Student

Terve,

Olisin kiinnostunu tosta Senatu perheestä. Hyväksythän minut xfireen taikka msn niin voidaan keskustella lisää. :)

:alliance: Electronic

This comment was edited by Electronic on Oct 22 2009 10:13pm.

Sep 29 2009 01:47am

NotSoLittleCaesar
 - Student
 NotSoLittleCaesar

Boo!

*Runs away*
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Quote:
I mostly agree oh Lord of the squeezy mop


Sep 23 2009 08:32am

Defender
 - Student
 Defender

Ei vitsi, piti just ylistää sua =)
NVM.. joo mandoliini on erinomainen soitin, viulu on ehkä parempi.

Mutta joo, etsiskelen JKA porukkaa. Pelaajia vielä?


Aug 12 2009 07:58pm

Cloud Senatu
 - Student
 Cloud Senatu

Yeah, definitely! You mean, like we're doing now? xD

Aug 12 2009 06:40am

Cloud Senatu
 - Student
 Cloud Senatu

Where the hell have you been?

Aug 05 2009 08:22pm

Maher
 - Jedi Knight
 Maher

Jagoff is back... and ready to rumble... :D
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Still here | My Lightsaber

Jul 22 2009 08:58am

joker
 - Ex-Student

where the hell are you ?

Jul 13 2009 01:40pm

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

*Throws a stick at you* Here you go baboon :D!!

How have you been by the way? Hope i'll speak to you again soon.
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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


Jul 09 2009 08:48am

Laziana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Laziana

Hey Maher, how have you been? Haven't seen you in while. Hope you are doing ok. :)

Take care,
- Laz
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Proud owner of Buster Senatu's 200th & 300th, Muro's 370th, Maher's 2100th, Henkes' 1639th, Johauna's 400th, 666th and 900th, Sho Koon's 2000th and Kain Sol's 600th comment Download Laziana's lightsaber here! Glory to Arstozka!

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