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Maher "Maher"
Jedi Knight
Joined September 2005, Proud padawan of Laziana, Grandpa of Senatu Family

Location:  Finland
Occupation:  Force Spirit Of Jedi Academy
Interests:  Music, Techonology, Philosophy, Society, Natural, Education, Economy, Teaching, Learning
Homepage:  http://mahersenatu.wixsite.com/maherholo
Padawan of:  Laziana
Padawans  DracoLich Senatu
The Cookie
Elessar
Cloud Senatu
Last Comment:  Forums: You know your an Olbie when....
Comments Made:  3821

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Mar 26 2010 09:18am

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

You are old, Grandpa Maher
a poem by Lewis Carroll, edited by Elessar

‘You are old, Grandpa Maher,’ the young man said,
‘And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head -
Do you think, at your age, it is right?’

‘In my youth,’ Grandpa Maher replied to his grandson,
‘I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -
Pray, what is the reason of that?’

‘In my youth,’ said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
‘I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment - one shilling the box -
Allow me to sell you a couple?’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -
Pray how did you manage to do it?’

‘In my youth,’ said his grandpa, ‘I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -
What made you so awfully clever?’

‘I have answered three questions, and that is enough,’
Said his grandpa; ‘don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I’ll kick you down stairs!’

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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


This comment was edited by DJ Sith on Mar 26 2010 05:04pm.


Feb 14 2009 04:13pm

Yuken Zalak
 - Student
 Yuken Zalak

Hmmm... I wish I could get a hold of the cd's. For a while now I've been looking forward to kicking your ass. You know... Just to make sure your both feet are on the ground. ;)

Someday Maher... When you least expect it. I will come with a purple blade and a campy stance and kick your ass. :D
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=Y-Z=

Yay Piccolo´s 777th post, [Yay Damien´s 250th post, [OMG LADY´s 800 POSTAH!!![Lady´s 888 post... YAY!!!


Feb 13 2009 07:17pm

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

We should discuss this either on IRC or MSN
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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


Feb 12 2009 09:33pm

Yuken Zalak
 - Student
 Yuken Zalak

*Sneaks inside Maher's hut with an invisibility cloak borrowed from Harry Potter.*

*Removes the hood and watches Maher who's sleeping in his bed*

Hellooooo Maher... I've been watchin' ya! Ye know why a been gon'? A been diggin' worms and eatin' them... A be goin'... A little bit... Crazy... Retirement... Sucks.

*Leaves a note: What up daaaaaawg!? I would come and kick your ass right now... But my lightsaber. I sold it for 10 credits so I could buy myself a new drink... Ah. Which reminds me of something... I'm a little thirsty. Gotta go.*

*Vanishes like "poof", bitch be gone*
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=Y-Z=

Yay Piccolo´s 777th post, [Yay Damien´s 250th post, [OMG LADY´s 800 POSTAH!!![Lady´s 888 post... YAY!!!


Feb 12 2009 03:00pm

Kaldør
 - Student
 Kaldør

Hah :D

I am alright. :)

Feb 12 2009 12:49am

Kaldør
 - Student
 Kaldør

You!

Feb 11 2009 06:35pm

Jaina D'Kana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Jaina D'Kana

But???? lol :P
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INTP

Feb 09 2009 11:35pm

joca_bt
 - Student
 joca_bt

I'm enrolled in the class =d
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- Son to Helen Catherine ;p - Random bash.org quote: X: you know what google earth needs? | Y: More 3D buildings? | X: ion cannon button

This comment was edited by joca_bt on Feb 09 2009 11:38pm.

Feb 09 2009 10:07pm

joca_bt
 - Student
 joca_bt

lol, no problemo, they'll be there till you finish downloading them (just don't take more than 2 months :P)

if you go 1 folder back there, there's surprises :P
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- Son to Helen Catherine ;p - Random bash.org quote: X: you know what google earth needs? | Y: More 3D buildings? | X: ion cannon button

Feb 09 2009 09:40pm

joca_bt
 - Student
 joca_bt

Since I haven't catched up u yet,
link
all the jk2 maps that I have that were in the academy servers, if you have any that I don't, send me plz :D

When u've finished downloading them, tell me so I can delete them from the server, it has limited space :P
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- Son to Helen Catherine ;p - Random bash.org quote: X: you know what google earth needs? | Y: More 3D buildings? | X: ion cannon button

This comment was edited by joca_bt on Feb 09 2009 11:35pm.

Feb 06 2009 07:35pm

joca_bt
 - Student
 joca_bt

I've added u to msn, I'll give u the link there, ok?
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- Son to Helen Catherine ;p - Random bash.org quote: X: you know what google earth needs? | Y: More 3D buildings? | X: ion cannon button

Feb 06 2009 06:13pm

Laziana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Laziana

I think that's because a female Lasagna tastes much better :D
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Proud owner of Buster Senatu's 200th & 300th, Muro's 370th, Maher's 2100th, Henkes' 1639th, Johauna's 400th, 666th and 900th, Sho Koon's 2000th and Kain Sol's 600th comment Download Laziana's lightsaber here! Glory to Arstozka!

Feb 06 2009 11:32am

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

insomnia? i could im hardcore insomniac :P
i went to sleep eventually and just got up :D
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

Feb 06 2009 08:13am

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

Haha, you just won't let that go, will you? :P I got the last word on IRC and now you're trying to get the last word over here. Won't happen :D!
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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


Feb 06 2009 03:12am

Xorb
 - Student
 Xorb

heh heh, remember, I'm GMT-5, so if I'm not at your class, it's only cause I couldn't sneak away from work/school to attend.

Your classes are both fun and very helpful!
(Keep it up!)

-Xorb
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Cleaning out scum and villainy . . . one wretched hive at a time.



Feb 06 2009 02:34am

joca_bt
 - Student
 joca_bt

hi, if u were talking bout jk3, I think I have beta2, beta3, v1, v2 and v3, if it was jk2, I have beta, v1, v2 and v4
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- Son to Helen Catherine ;p - Random bash.org quote: X: you know what google earth needs? | Y: More 3D buildings? | X: ion cannon button

This comment was edited by joca_bt on Feb 06 2009 02:35am.

Feb 05 2009 08:27pm

joca_bt
 - Student
 joca_bt

nice class, thanks :D
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- Son to Helen Catherine ;p - Random bash.org quote: X: you know what google earth needs? | Y: More 3D buildings? | X: ion cannon button

Feb 05 2009 12:22pm

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

ill try, tho it will take some time to make sure that you are noob again.
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

Feb 05 2009 10:50am

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

Yes, I really enjoyed my night's rest :) You?
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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


Feb 04 2009 06:31pm

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

look at my avatar and tell me what you think.
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

Feb 04 2009 06:27pm

The Cookie
 - Student
 The Cookie

I'm good master a bit booked with things but i'll do my best to try and be on more.

Feb 04 2009 04:30pm

Maher
 - Jedi Knight
 Maher

Quote:
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Still here | My Lightsaber

Feb 03 2009 07:08pm

†Johauna Darkrider†
 - Student
 â€ Johauna Darkrider†

Thanks <3
I hope to be back to business soon :D

:alliance:Johauna:alliance:
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Johauna's Bio | When I am GRANDMASTER...! | StarCraft II Protoss Learner | Wannabe GrandMaster Leaguer | How to NOT play StarCraft II Specialist

Feb 03 2009 06:36pm

†Johauna Darkrider†
 - Student
 â€ Johauna Darkrider†

I will give you spanks when I feel better... currently having a bad fever... <.<


:alliance:Johauna:alliance:
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Johauna's Bio | When I am GRANDMASTER...! | StarCraft II Protoss Learner | Wannabe GrandMaster Leaguer | How to NOT play StarCraft II Specialist

Feb 03 2009 03:21pm

Masta
 - Jedi Council
 Masta

Sure thing. Will any plank do, or do you require wood of a certain particular quality? I can most likely get it, as long as it's not too expensive. Also, once you fund me the trip, i'll be slapping you with planks all day long, if you do so desire.
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Find out more about the Jedi Academy Aurochs here and more about Masta here!
Married to Kain.


Feb 03 2009 02:55pm

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

~
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

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