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Maher "Maher"
Jedi Knight
Joined September 2005, Proud padawan of Laziana, Grandpa of Senatu Family

Location:  Finland
Occupation:  Force Spirit Of Jedi Academy
Interests:  Music, Techonology, Philosophy, Society, Natural, Education, Economy, Teaching, Learning
Homepage:  http://mahersenatu.wixsite.com/maherholo
Padawan of:  Laziana
Padawans  DracoLich Senatu
The Cookie
Elessar
Cloud Senatu
Last Comment:  Forums: You know your an Olbie when....
Comments Made:  3821

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Mar 26 2010 09:18am

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

You are old, Grandpa Maher
a poem by Lewis Carroll, edited by Elessar

‘You are old, Grandpa Maher,’ the young man said,
‘And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head -
Do you think, at your age, it is right?’

‘In my youth,’ Grandpa Maher replied to his grandson,
‘I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -
Pray, what is the reason of that?’

‘In my youth,’ said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
‘I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment - one shilling the box -
Allow me to sell you a couple?’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -
Pray how did you manage to do it?’

‘In my youth,’ said his grandpa, ‘I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -
What made you so awfully clever?’

‘I have answered three questions, and that is enough,’
Said his grandpa; ‘don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I’ll kick you down stairs!’

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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


This comment was edited by DJ Sith on Mar 26 2010 05:04pm.


Dec 12 2006 01:30am

Nomadic Phoenix
 - Student
 Nomadic Phoenix

Merry Christmas!

*Gives Maher his gift.......a blast from his MD Gun* :D
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Check out my personal webcomic, Subconscious, here.

"Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points."
Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment.


Dec 11 2006 11:20pm

_Muro_
 - Student
 _Muro_

*sways* Maher :D
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*Proud comment owner of: Dash Starlight's - 700th, Buster Senatu's - 100th, Yuken Zalak's - 250th, Laziana's - 100th, Para's - 75th, Zeke Asakura's - 800th! :)

Dec 11 2006 07:18pm

Vision
 - Jedi Knight
 Vision

:O

Dec 10 2006 08:05am

DracoLich Senatu
 - Student
 DracoLich Senatu

Hehe, nice pic.. very christmas like xD
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The proudest Senatu family member, official Padawan of Maher Senatu, sparring partner and brother to Elessar Senatu

Dec 09 2006 08:25pm

Jade Jedi
 - Retired
 Jade Jedi

Thanks mate.:D
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*CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1.

Dec 09 2006 06:55pm

NotSoLittleCaesar
 - Student
 NotSoLittleCaesar

Here be my 2000th comment for th33
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Quote:
I mostly agree oh Lord of the squeezy mop


Dec 08 2006 03:47pm

NotSoLittleCaesar
 - Student
 NotSoLittleCaesar

WTF christmass maher
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Quote:
I mostly agree oh Lord of the squeezy mop


Dec 05 2006 06:50pm

Malak
 - Student
 Malak

Thanx mate :)

Dec 05 2006 09:16am

-
 - Student

Yo Maher...Now guess what!
Check this out...
*splits da mofo shxt*

Ayyo ayyo!
Now let me tell ya one more time what is up
If i havent been straight 2 some ppl enough
This freestyle might contain some explicit stuff
But wth i just wanna show my fxxxin love
*scratch*
All the ppl who dont know him will miss very much
I recommend 2 be nice and keep in touch
Cuz hes da man who makes THE MountainDew popped
(I dont wanna be his enemy...SHxT OF COURSE NOT)
Okay enough already 4 the cheapy talk
This' my homie and probably wants his stuff
But plz...slap me if u feel its not enough
So buddy, lemme give u sumthing that u might want
Its a comment which is quarter of a thousandth
(lol?)
*beat goes down*
What the...?!

This comment was edited by - on Dec 05 2006 09:59am.

Dec 04 2006 10:37pm

NotSoLittleCaesar
 - Student
 NotSoLittleCaesar

my bday soon! :D hows you been mate? long time no speak :)
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Quote:
I mostly agree oh Lord of the squeezy mop


Dec 04 2006 07:12pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

:)

For you? Probably.. :D

This comment was edited by Wicek on Dec 04 2006 07:56pm.

Dec 03 2006 11:17pm

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

Merry Christmas! :)

Dec 03 2006 07:27pm

-
 - Student

lol
wax?
up?
*looks up*
wth, there isnt any wax up...lies!
now its i r turn =p

*pokes Maher*
*mind trick*
*pokes again*
*mind trick*
*throws wax on Maher and makes him look up*

Now thats what i call wax up :P:P

Nov 26 2006 04:03pm

Sauce
 - =^.^=
 Sauce

thx

Nov 26 2006 12:18am

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

:jax:

!Chocolate!

:jax:


Nov 25 2006 09:08pm

Nomadic Phoenix
 - Student
 Nomadic Phoenix

Haha...yeah, the MD Gun was awesome. I noticed Pad tried (unsuccessfully) at one point to resurrect it. Can't do the Dew like me! :P
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Check out my personal webcomic, Subconscious, here.

"Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points."
Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment.


Nov 25 2006 08:37pm

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

I think your right about the roots and stuff, and to prove it to you...

<_<

>_>

You ask, I give.

enjoi

Note: This isn't a song on it's own. I took a remix I'm working on and just reversed it. The remix has changed alot since then though, so it does stand alone as a song.

Nov 25 2006 04:46pm

Siren_Mintaka
 - Student
 Siren_Mintaka

Why do I need to come back, exactly? I'm still here, I never left... as far as I know.

- Rin
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Former padawan of RoseRed, and cofounder of the Wii! Triumvirate! Quote:
In the words of Old Ben, "Not as retarded or as stupid as a public, but an elegant community for a more civilized age." - Jedi_Pimp


Nov 24 2006 05:41pm

Nomadic Phoenix
 - Student
 Nomadic Phoenix

Quote:
<_<

>_>
*Stares*
*Coughs**Coughs*
*Pulls out Mountain Dew water-gun*
*Stares*
*Shoots Phoenix with huge pressure*
*Crazy Laughing*

and now,
*coughs*

Could you tell me, how are ya?
*Prepares for counter attack(helmet on)*


Well, that was unexpected. And since you are anticipating my attack...*drops Maher into a vat of Mountain Dew*... =P

Eh, I'm doing alright...just chillin'...doin' my thing. Not much is going on really. =P Sup with you?
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Check out my personal webcomic, Subconscious, here.

"Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points."
Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment.


Nov 24 2006 04:24pm

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

Hmm, well, have you heard my most recent song? It's not THAT recent because I made it several weeks ago :P. But I posted it on Alex's profile awhile back and he never saw it so I never got any comments or criticism on it.

Thinking on the Inside of the Box

So, tell me what you think. :)

Nov 24 2006 11:58am

-
 - Student

whats up doc? :) <.<

Nov 24 2006 12:24am

Siren_Mintaka
 - Student
 Siren_Mintaka

....?

- Rin
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Former padawan of RoseRed, and cofounder of the Wii! Triumvirate! Quote:
In the words of Old Ben, "Not as retarded or as stupid as a public, but an elegant community for a more civilized age." - Jedi_Pimp


This comment was edited by Siren_Mintaka on Nov 24 2006 04:50am.

Nov 16 2006 07:39pm

Dash Starlight
 - Jedi Instructor
 Dash Starlight

rofl, what's a :jax: ?
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The name is Bond. James Bond.

Nov 15 2006 07:46pm

Vision
 - Jedi Knight
 Vision

Actually Zorro > Kyle + Chuck ;)

Nov 15 2006 08:08am

CookieMonster
 - Student
 CookieMonster

Good game mate, tbh you are still better than me :) i was really lucky in last NF duel.



This comment was edited by CookieMonster on Nov 15 2006 08:09am.

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