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Maher "Maher"
Jedi Knight
Joined September 2005, Proud padawan of Laziana, Grandpa of Senatu Family

Location:  Finland
Occupation:  Force Spirit Of Jedi Academy
Interests:  Music, Techonology, Philosophy, Society, Natural, Education, Economy, Teaching, Learning
Homepage:  http://mahersenatu.wixsite.com/maherholo
Padawan of:  Laziana
Padawans  DracoLich Senatu
The Cookie
Elessar
Cloud Senatu
Last Comment:  Forums: You know your an Olbie when....
Comments Made:  3821

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Mar 26 2010 09:18am

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

You are old, Grandpa Maher
a poem by Lewis Carroll, edited by Elessar

‘You are old, Grandpa Maher,’ the young man said,
‘And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head -
Do you think, at your age, it is right?’

‘In my youth,’ Grandpa Maher replied to his grandson,
‘I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -
Pray, what is the reason of that?’

‘In my youth,’ said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
‘I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment - one shilling the box -
Allow me to sell you a couple?’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -
Pray how did you manage to do it?’

‘In my youth,’ said his grandpa, ‘I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -
What made you so awfully clever?’

‘I have answered three questions, and that is enough,’
Said his grandpa; ‘don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I’ll kick you down stairs!’

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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


This comment was edited by DJ Sith on Mar 26 2010 05:04pm.


Aug 17 2006 03:55am

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

hilo man howz r u?:)
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


Aug 17 2006 12:23am

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

Yes it's really a star, don't you believe me? :P

And I got an Epiphone Les Paul, vintage sunburst. Named it Syd after the fallin Floyd mate. It's really nice :cool:

Although bass is still my instrument of choice. ;)

Aug 16 2006 03:57pm

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

Heh i saw your post today on the forums. Do i need to keep my promiss that i would stay now? :P Anyway i hope we can play some more on whatever server, i really do. Anyway take care man :)
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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


Aug 14 2006 11:29am

Yuken Zalak
 - Student
 Yuken Zalak

*Falls down from the rooftops*
M-Mah-er D-Dak-ari!
H-help m-meeee!
M-my lvl 60 character d-died in W-WoW, earl-ier t-tooday. Now m-my wri-wrist are ble-ble-bleeding. I cut them with a kitchen k-nife b-because my cha-char-character d-died.

Help meeee *Dies*


Darn. Yuki died over mental WoW-oh-crash.¨

What did we all just learn?
No WoW or you die!


^^ Just kidding. I´m not really dead. I didn´t cut my wrists. I´m just messing with you. But you thought it was real, didn´t you? I know you did.
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=Y-Z=

Yay Piccolo´s 777th post, [Yay Damien´s 250th post, [OMG LADY´s 800 POSTAH!!![Lady´s 888 post... YAY!!!


This comment was edited by Yuken Zalak on Aug 14 2006 11:30am.

Aug 12 2006 03:57pm

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

Well Maher it seems that i signed up for this one year ago (when i was on the quest on finding the d'kana member). But hey this is the NEW profile since i forgot the other login name and password ><
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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


Aug 10 2006 06:44pm

superdave7
 - Student

Hey im Dean i'm new here and am hoping to play with you soon.
:empire:
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Before you find something to eat and drink, find someone to eat and drink with.

Aug 08 2006 05:26pm

Mindrith Pride
 - Student
 Mindrith Pride

no, no, no!! lol, your not blind, i havent been on today, but ill be on later tonight, probs around 10-11ish on wireplay :), maybe see ya then!
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[proud owner of talions 200th, 700th,1111th coment AND 1400th , DJK's 3001th coment! , saz's 400th coment! liso's 800th coment! Kitmitsu Aratan's 1200th comment! Cau's 100th comeent, Alexander's (aka CC) 210th, 888th and 2200th comments! Moriarti's 800th comment , Piccolo's 2000th comment! lirael's 505th comment , Quom Farlance's 120th comment, Alexander's 1800th comment , Eica's 1400th comment , Wicek's 3200th comment lady C's 999th comment, Echuu's 1100th comment, Takaru's 325th and 400th comment, Redeye's 200th comment picc's 3600th comment, Ostith's 50th comment, Elmo's 555th comment]

Aug 05 2006 02:15pm

Mindrith Pride
 - Student
 Mindrith Pride

fianlly got a new copy of jka :D lookin' forward to seeing ya on the servers :D
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[proud owner of talions 200th, 700th,1111th coment AND 1400th , DJK's 3001th coment! , saz's 400th coment! liso's 800th coment! Kitmitsu Aratan's 1200th comment! Cau's 100th comeent, Alexander's (aka CC) 210th, 888th and 2200th comments! Moriarti's 800th comment , Piccolo's 2000th comment! lirael's 505th comment , Quom Farlance's 120th comment, Alexander's 1800th comment , Eica's 1400th comment , Wicek's 3200th comment lady C's 999th comment, Echuu's 1100th comment, Takaru's 325th and 400th comment, Redeye's 200th comment picc's 3600th comment, Ostith's 50th comment, Elmo's 555th comment]

Aug 04 2006 09:57pm

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

hi how r u?
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


Aug 03 2006 12:59am

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

hilo:)
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


Aug 02 2006 12:15pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

<3 Ty.

:D

Aug 01 2006 06:35pm

Majno
 - Padawan
 Majno



:cool: :P

:alliance:
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" You've just taken your first steps into a larger world. " - Ben.

Aug 01 2006 03:08pm

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

lol thx but i thin youll say some other things after a few days ^_^
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

Aug 01 2006 08:25am

Sho Koon
 - Student
 Sho Koon

*joins to the dance, sings too*

Yeah, Good Luck with it. ;)
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Proud owner of Malak's 50th and special 300th, Alex D'Kana's 3600th and 4000th, Laziana's 200th and [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]'s 1300th comment.

Aug 01 2006 12:26am

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

Coolness, good luck with moving and building. ;)

Jul 31 2006 06:23pm

Sho Koon
 - Student
 Sho Koon

Hello there Maher!

Thank you for asking, I feel alright.
I am currently trying to get into a new school (but I do not have to learn for that, remember I am lazy :D) but besides that nothing is going on.
How are you? I see you always trying to learn something new.
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Proud owner of Malak's 50th and special 300th, Alex D'Kana's 3600th and 4000th, Laziana's 200th and [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]'s 1300th comment.

Jul 31 2006 03:14pm

Dash Starlight
 - Jedi Instructor
 Dash Starlight

No problem, it's what I'm here for. Lol, looking at my post now, I wrote just about an essay on comboing :P

Anyway, if you wanna get online to look into comboing, Id be happy to help :)
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The name is Bond. James Bond.

Jul 31 2006 01:33pm

Dash Starlight
 - Jedi Instructor
 Dash Starlight

Not at all. However, I never said right-right isnt a combo, I said it isn't a scissor combo. I dont recommend using a 'right-right' combo, since the only use it'd have is to 'fake' with the first swing and attack with the second. Thing is, if you rely on that, you must make a split second decision to either attack or not to do it, dependable on your opponent's response.

Scissors (consisting out of opposite swings) are a lot faster than 'right-right.' Scissors are great for countering. In redstance (sometimes), you want to lure and counter with the same combo, in yellow, you use single swings usually to fake and a NEW combo to counter with. Here's why.

Like I said, if you fake and counter with the same combo you must make split second decisions to either counter or not. There´s a big chance you´ll actually try to attack when it´s not the right time to do so.
If you use seperate combos, however, for faking and countering, the chance to counter by accident is a LOT lower. Use one or two swings to fake, and as you fake, stay away, dont even think of attacking. When you counter, go all out. If you do something 'inbetween''(which is a side-effect of using a fake+counter with the same combo) you will either counter at the wrong time and not defend well enough, or try to counter and not go 'all-out' enough, as you're still thinking of faking. In both cases, you'll find yourself getting countered by your opponent. Therefore, either fake OR counter, I dont recommend trying to do both with the same combo.

Second, right-right is a lot slower than the left-right combo. Why hit someone twice if you can hit three times? Why leave openings in your defence that long if you have the chance of narrowing them down faster?

It works well for red, I guess, Im not a redstancer. I know they use fake swings, delays, or a right-right combo. Remember that red's slower than yellow and allows your more time to think about your next move.. yellow isn't red and vica versa. :)

Like I said, use whatever you want. There are good yellowers out there who DO use right-right combos just for the sake of luring and then countering. It can work. I just personally dont recommend the use of it. I do think it's cool to see you putting in this much though :) You're activily taking part in a learning/development process, which is truly awesome to see. Thinking of different/new things is the only way to learn something new, which'd be great. Anyway, I hope that answers your question. :)
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The name is Bond. James Bond.

This comment was edited by Dash Starlight on Jul 31 2006 01:45pm.

Jul 31 2006 02:42am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

I'm okay!
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slorp

Jul 30 2006 11:09pm

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

I'm doing good. Just bought a guitar last week. :D

And howabout you? How goes life for Mr. Dak?

Jul 30 2006 05:10pm

Everon
 - Student
 - The winner!!!
 Everon

w00t!

-Zeke.

Jul 30 2006 01:16am

Everon
 - Student
 - The winner!!!
 Everon

Eat Bread!

Its good for you...

-Zeke.

Jul 26 2006 10:49pm

R2D2
 - Staff
 R2D2

Thanks Maher :D
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"Do or do not, there is no try"
Jedi Master Yoda
Dual Saberist


Jul 26 2006 11:06am

Mindrith Pride
 - Student
 Mindrith Pride

not sure if you record these, but here ya go dude :)
comment 2800th!!!!!! :D woooot
*pulls party poper*
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[proud owner of talions 200th, 700th,1111th coment AND 1400th , DJK's 3001th coment! , saz's 400th coment! liso's 800th coment! Kitmitsu Aratan's 1200th comment! Cau's 100th comeent, Alexander's (aka CC) 210th, 888th and 2200th comments! Moriarti's 800th comment , Piccolo's 2000th comment! lirael's 505th comment , Quom Farlance's 120th comment, Alexander's 1800th comment , Eica's 1400th comment , Wicek's 3200th comment lady C's 999th comment, Echuu's 1100th comment, Takaru's 325th and 400th comment, Redeye's 200th comment picc's 3600th comment, Ostith's 50th comment, Elmo's 555th comment]

Jul 24 2006 01:33pm

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

How r u i havent talked to u in soo long man?
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


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