| Buzz - A Brief History -Flash - Feb 16 02:02am | |
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Buzz, just wanted to say, I love you man. -Sared Hey, everyone! It's Flash, your local JA Reporter. While looking for a big story to tell you guys about, I thought of an interesting topic: Buzz. Yes, Buzz. Our strong, silent, doesn't-laugh-unless-he's-banning-someone JAC. Now, you may be wondering how Buzz came to be this way. Well, I was too. So, after delving into the 5,273 screenshots I have in my JA JK2 screenshots folder, I found some pictures that may explain what caused Buzz to become so cold-hearted. It all started on a regular day, just like any other. Our unlikely hero, Buzz, has joined the server. He is a kind little student now, and the light side is all around him. Picture One But, tragedy was not far off for our Buzz. As he was enjoying a day of leisure in our matrix room, he was suddenly attacked. Picture Two Picture Three That's right. Two slaps in quick succession. A harsh punishment for someone so honest and truthful. An obvious question springs to mind: Who would do such a thing? Picture Four Hard to believe, but it's true. Buzz's own master, the one person he trusted most, is the evil attacker. Unfortunately for Buzz, Whispy's random act of violence changed him. Rage that seemed to come from nowhere sprung out from him. Picture Five Which leaves us with the Buzz we know today. He may seem evil, but in the end, he is just misunderstood. His anger comes from a traumatizing experience when he was a student that he has yet to recover from. So please, next time you see Buzz, give him a big hug and a smile. Perhaps, in time, the emotional scars may heal, and Buzz will be a part of the light side once again. |
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Mugen - Student 
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Wonderful article Flash. You had me cracking up. But I have a question: The HUD in the screenshots are different than the default one. I love the look of it, but I'm assuming those shots are from JK2, correct? If so, can I use that HUD in JA? _______________ There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no death; there is the Force. -The Jedi Code This comment was edited by Mugen on Dec 04 2005 08:16pm. |
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Kenwan Obiobi - Student |
/me cries....... so....emotional.....*sniff* *sniff* |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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/me smiles at Buzz /me is bant _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment  DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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thedestroyer - Student 
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Echuu u spammed! |
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Echuu - Student 
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hehe nice _______________ KV Mechelen Proud owner of: Kauyon's 101th, Akkarin's 100th, Piccolo's 30th, Wicek's 1400th , Mindrith's 1500th, Sednox' 1935th Comment |
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Echuu - Student 
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hehe nice _______________ KV Mechelen Proud owner of: Kauyon's 101th, Akkarin's 100th, Piccolo's 30th, Wicek's 1400th , Mindrith's 1500th, Sednox' 1935th Comment |
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Hitokiri - Student 
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/me hugs buzz /me is slapped. _______________ Ph34r m1 1337 5k1llz! |
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dan - Student 
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starwars episode 19 buzz's revenge lol - his own saga!lol! _______________ "Be honourable, To yourselves and others, be leaders, not followers. Be the ones, others look up to" the words from the great but retired janus who i hold much respect for an still very thankful for the help he gave me in my early days "Janus the academy will miss you" |
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Lucky Mintaka - Ex-Student 
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"gives buzz a luckcharm" lol i think he needs that more then i do! _______________ Vasper Adept-1600 Comment Raydoe-150 comment Pink -Floyd 425 comment |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! I especially love the part where "the question is: who would do such a thing?" Silent Whisper[JAC] Yep, I suuuuuuure remember the oldbie days when... Whispy whacked every'un much lihhh'k 'en o'll goh'fah tryin' to whack 'uh trout with 'em 'ol hick'ry sticks. _______________ slorp |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Exposé? |
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ozzcoz - Cosplay Nerd 
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It's an expos'e. And I like it. So shush. _______________ A wizard did it. |
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Gilan Jinn - Student 
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Haha cool _______________ My allie is the force , and a powerfull allie it is.{Yoda} -Proud padawan of Gradius -Grandfather to Quigon Jinn |
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D@mned ++ - Student 
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hehe _______________ Bartender at Mune's bar. It’s not just a site, it’s a community. It’s not just a community, it’s the Academy. It’s not just the Academy, it’s a place in my heart. |
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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hahahaha! OMG thats awesome! BUZZ RULES!!!!!!! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Phantom - Student 
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funny, but it pretty much isnt a artical.  _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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I have to agree with Bubu... funny though _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Wicek - Nugget 
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Ok now every JAC,JAT,JAK must be prepared. Remember if u do hurt to any student he can do same to you (or others) in the future |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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Quote: funny, but not an article. I thought the stuff in here would be kept at least half serious. This would be great in the crazy forums though. shaddap master when did this happen ? if there has any jk2 action been going on, I rest my case....  _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Vaughn - Student 
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nice _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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Whispy is still my ultra mistress. No one else pets me.  _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Ash - Eats Babies 
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Whispy did always seem like a harsh mistress. I can see why Buzz always seems disgruntled. But really he is a kind and gentle person. He likes flowers and walks on the beach. He enjoys a good open weeping during a sad movie while eating boxes of chocolate. Relaxing by a warm fire while reading some chicken soup for the soul. And lets not forget his favorite passion, relentlessly banning lamers in horribly sadistic ways. I kid becuase i <3 _______________ "We keep odd hours...." ----------------------- They Live, We Sleep |
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Sared - Retired 
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I figure, two goof-off articles make up for one semi-okay article.  _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. This comment was edited by Sared on Feb 16 2005 05:21am. |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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funny, but not an article. I thought the stuff in here would be kept at least half serious. This would be great in the crazy forums though. _______________ make install -not war |
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solitude - Jedi Council 
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lmfao, thats classic _______________ Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009 Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
Owner Of Virtue's 1000th profile comment, Mr. Doobie's 1000th profile comment, Gradius' 2500th comment, xAnAtOs' 2500th comment, Rosered's 1500th comment, Laziana's 900th comment, Scythus' 500th comment and Echuu's 100th comment |
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