| The Oracle Poottark Speaks! | |
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underhill - Student  |
O puny, pink humans hear me! I am the oracle Poottark, wielder of the Googles of Seeingness! I see everything, thus I know everything! Approach me with thy questions and seek enlightenment.
(Offer void in Honduras and Fiji.) _______________ "Negative. I am a meat popsicle." |
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underhill - Student 
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O Pligrim of knowledge, here is the answer to the question you seek: It has something to do with a past involving greek orthadox mobsters, 20 tons of cottage cheese and an armadillo. Beyond that I cannot say. _______________ "Negative. I am a meat popsicle." |
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Flash - Student 
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This is hilarious. Hmmm...why does Jello suck at JK2? |
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Demon - Student 
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People, don't do drugs!!!!!!!! _______________ Quote: Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me. -The Code of The Sith
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Orion - Retired 
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jello the sqrt of pi = 1.772453851  _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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Jello` - Student 
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whats the sqrt of pi? _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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underhill - Student 
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Leave me! Poottark is watching television! _______________ "Negative. I am a meat popsicle." |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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ROFL how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Sep 11 2003 06:42pm. |
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underhill - Student
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O Pligrims of knowledge, here is the answer to the questions you seek: Demon: Talk to her, find out what interests her, what her hobbies are. Show an interest in her life. Carve her initials on your flesh with a heated bowie knife and show her. Mail her parts of your body. Darkwood: Corner of Wilthsire and Tumbleturn, Hastbury, IL, 1945. Ale-Nukashtae: This is caused by two things: central infringments in part C (e), and the illusion of freewill. Orion: Undersized underpants. _______________ "Negative. I am a meat popsicle." |
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Orion - Retired 
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why is jacen sooo annoying :p _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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Darkwood - Student 
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what is the meaning of life? _______________ -Darkwood- |
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student 
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Why do hotdogs come in 12 packs when hotdog buns come in packages of 8? _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short.  Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Demon - Student 
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Why is pie R squared? _______________ Quote: Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me. -The Code of The Sith
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underhill - Student
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Poottark decrees, "Bump!" _______________ "Negative. I am a meat popsicle." |
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underhill - Student
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O Pligrim of knowledge, here is the answer to the question you seek:
Slot B must be inserted into slot C with care. If you are finding it difficult to insert, lube the joins with olive oil. _______________ "Negative. I am a meat popsicle." |
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Johnnyrico - Student 
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heres my question. Am i the one? Neo? _______________ ...... |
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underhill - Student
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Foolish flesh sacks! I offer you the chance to unlock the secrets of the universe and you mock me?
Poottark is ordering 12 pizzas to your house right now! Bwah ha ha! _______________ "Negative. I am a meat popsicle." |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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hahaha |
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Sniya - Student 
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this is a lesson to all of us
DONT TAKE DRUGS _______________ The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. Bertrand Russell http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=970 |
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