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JavaGuy - Student  |
World of WarCraft player suffers a server crash while in the middle of an instance run. He and his friends all submit tech support tickets, going for the "funniest and most bizarre." His reads: Quote: I spend 15 dollars a month on a child slavery salary to play this game. It's the only thing that brings me joy, why Blizzard? I might as well kill myself now? Goodbye Cruel World... A while later... Wait for it... The cops show up at his door responding to a report of a suicide threat. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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Hahahahaha!!! Well done!  _______________ In the navy and LOVING it! 
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! 
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Evil Squirrel - Student 
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What you mean they didn't kill him? all a mere coincidence... <.< >.> *runs* _______________ "I'm leaning more towards the cookie side" - leif two time winner of the "SilkMonkey Award for Best Evil Squirrel Based Avatar Picture" award! Geology Rocks! |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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Yeah, that was my favorite response too. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Raider - Student 
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Quote: they cops werent there to check, they were there to ninja-loot the corpse! _______________ Artificial intelligence beats natural stupidity. |
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight 
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" I can see it now "Blizzard, I spend all my hours of the day playing your game, and havnt seen sun for months,I want to try human interaction but I cant seem to get off the computer to look for anyone..." Later that night an "Escort service" shows up at your door". That's my favourite response too :p And sheeesh... that'd funny and, well, I don't know how to describe it... scary? at the same time. _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. |
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student 
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of course they care, if they didn't take precautions, they coulda been out 15 bucks a month! _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
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Fate - Student 
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The feeback is the really good part Quote: Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q u o t e: I can see it now "Blizzard, I spend all my hours of the day playing your game, and havnt seen sun for months,I want to try human interaction but I cant seem to get off the computer to look for anyone..." Later that night an "Escort service" shows up at your door -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- =>.>=; *logs in to submit a GM ticket* _______________ I must not fear . Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear . I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Gom gom gom gom gom! |
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DJK - Student 
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Quote: lol thats great. it does show blizzard cares about their customers though! if you died you couldnt pay your monthly fees anymore |
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xAnAtOs - Student |
ROFL that's awesome _______________ Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade 
Lag Brother to Acey Spadey 
Jools is my best friend.
<Henkes> nebody feeling like abusing me with a lightsaber?|+Smilykrazy grabs Gradius, beats the living CRAP out of him, then throws him into a huge vat of ACID |
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//Kakashi// - Student 
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Wow.. thinking about all of that now makes me want to go and top myself... Bye Bye Cruel World lol.. j/k _______________ The force is within every cell of your body. All you have to do is realise it's there and harness its true power. |
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Koyi Donita - Student 
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Hey, I've heard death threats around the Jedi Academy but not once heard of the cops showing up anywhere. Do you guys feel the love too? _______________ For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. Rom. 1:16 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. Rom. 10:17 I love my babyface. Smilykrazy is my baby and I love her. ...Swimming through the void we hear the Word, we lose ourselves but we find it all... System Of A Down.
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Wicek - Nugget 
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This shows how much Blizzard care about players! |
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Tyrant - Ex-Student 
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Life is hard |
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