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Battlin' Billy - Student  |
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I'll try to post one joke a day on here. Feel free to add a joke or 2 yourself._______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This post was edited by doobie on Mar 02 2004 04:52pm. |
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Roan Belouve - Retired 
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ROFL at these all Keep up the good work and Yeah to Perm _______________ *Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same  . Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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hahahahahahahahahahaha PWNED   _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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haha, omg! I'm at school, and I shouldn't be here, and still laughming my ass off roflmao _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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A guy loves his girlfriend, Wendy, so much that he tatooed her name on his penis. When he does not have an erection, only "W" is seen. So after marriage they went to a nude beach in Jamaica for their honeymoon. The guy was so proud walking around with his wife's name on his penis. He went to the bar and saw the bartender also had a "W" on his penis. "What a coincidence" said the guy, "is your wife named Wendy too?" No said the bartender, my penis says "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day." _______________ make install -not war |
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Evil Squirrel - Student 
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this isn't really a joke... its more of a funny moment on the server: I was dueling a single saber bot and killed him in one hit... Its not funny yet? well guess where I hit him _______________ "I'm leaning more towards the cookie side" - leif two time winner of the "SilkMonkey Award for Best Evil Squirrel Based Avatar Picture" award! Geology Rocks! |
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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ROFL at this one: Has anyone noticed that "John Kerry" can be rearranged to spell "Horny Jerk"? Yep. _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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HAHAHAHA PWNAGE _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Shang Chi - Student 
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One day, Saddam Hussein's heart stops, and he dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Saddam thought that sounded good and he agreed. The devil opened the first room; in it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed-over and over and over. Such was his fate in Hell. "No," Saddam said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room; in it was Charlie Manson with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Saddam. The devil opened a third door. In it, Saddam saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Saddam looked at this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this!" The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go." _______________ Thirty spokes converge on a single hub, but it is in the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the cart lies. Clay is molded to make a pot, but it is the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the clay pot lies. Cut out doors and windows to make a room, but it is in the spaces where there is nothing that the usefulness of the room lies. Therefore, Benefit may be derived from something, but it is in nothing that we find usefulness. |
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Killer_Chicken - Ex-Student 
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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are going to heaven God tells them if they want to go to heaven they have to climb stairs with 1000 steps God says he will tell a joke every 5 steps and if they laugh they can’t go to heaven The red head goes first and starts to laugh on the 325 step The brunette laughed on the 540 step The blonde starts to laugh on the 999 step God asks why she is laughing when he didn’t tell a joke yet!! ………………The blonde says she just got the first one! _______________ I'm so smart,smart S-M-R-T ---- Homer Simpson |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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LOL! |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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HAHAHA that was good billy!! ------------------------------------------------------------------ The old farmer goes to town and buys a new young rooster. He brings it home and looses it into the hen house. The young rooster struts around a while catching the eye of all the hens. The old rooster has been watching this and after a while he calls the young one over. "I'll do you a deal, you can have all the hens you want, just leave me one OK?" The young one says, "Forget it old man, you'll be roasted soon, don't bother" "So you think," said the old rooster, "I'll bet you I can beat you any day" "You gotta be kidding" says the young one. "Tell you what" the old rooster says " I'll challenge you to a race. One lap around the house. If I win I get to keep my favorite hen, you win you get everything." The young rooster considers this a while and says, "OK, and I'll even give you a head start" So the race is on, the old rooster takes off and a few second later the young one sets off in pursuit. As they get around the front of the house the old rooster starts to squark and make all kinds of noise. The farmer, who is sitting on the front porch looks up, sighs picks up his shotgun and blows the young rooster away. As he cleans up the mess he says to his wife, "You know, thats the third poofter rooster I had to shoot this week!" _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Mar 10 2004 07:27pm. |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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I might've posted this one alst year, and no offence intended Whats better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics ? Having 2 legs _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Dan - Student |
omfg Pwn3d!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student
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HAHAHAHAHA ROFLMFAO HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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hahaha Roflmao _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student
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lolol _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Shang Chi - Student
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Did you hear about the blonde who got locked into the bathroom? She was in there so long she peed her pants. _______________ Thirty spokes converge on a single hub, but it is in the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the cart lies. Clay is molded to make a pot, but it is the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the clay pot lies. Cut out doors and windows to make a room, but it is in the spaces where there is nothing that the usefulness of the room lies. Therefore, Benefit may be derived from something, but it is in nothing that we find usefulness. |
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Stimpski - Student 
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LOL Billy. You mean the thread where "How many people can read hex if only you and DEAD people can read it?" _______________ Stimpski (formerly known as DeathScythe many, many moons ago.) JA Forum ID - 3988 <insert generic &/OR witty tagline here> |
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CuZzA - Student 
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lol at jake...ur MSN name _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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ROTFLMAO!!! HE GOT THE SAC!!! That's great!!! ----- LOL! This one reminds me of another thread... 100 Buckets of Bits on the wall 100 buckets of bits, Take one down, short it to ground FF buckets of bits on the wall. FF buckets of bits on the wall FF buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FE buckets of bits on the wall... _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Jake Kainite - Student
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Did you hear about the blind man who got a job as a circumciser ? He got the sac and and and Man 1: My grandfather died in a concentration camp during the war... Man 2: Aww mate thats terrible, I'm sure he was a great man Man 1: Yeah, he fell out of a guard tower and broke his neck.... _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Monteeeeeee - Nugget 
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OK heres one from me........ this is rare, i dont tell jokes too often....... Ok A rabbit and a bear are taking a shit in the woods..... The bear looks at the rabbit and says " Excuse me, but do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur " The rabbit replies " No " So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit......... Hehe. Ok i cant take credit for that Its taken from Eddie Murphy - Delerious ( can get it on DVD now ) _______________ If you add me to MSN, tell me who you are
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Axion - Student 
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my turn!! good jokes guys Okay theres a new student at this elementary school. His name is Buttitches. The teacher says "What is your name?" He answers, "Buttitches." The teacher snickers a little bit then says "whats your real name?" he answers again, "Buttitches" then the teacher says, "go to the principals office" so he goes to the principal's office and the principal asks for his name he answeres the same "Buttitches." the princpal says "tell me your name or you will be suspeneded" he says again, "Buttitches." so he is suspended and he was walking home and he got hit by a car. His mom was in a bus nearby and screams out,"Oh! MY BUTTITCHES!" so the bus driver says, "Then scratch it lady." kinda corny but it was good _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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CuZzA - Student 
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lol, heard that 1 before IT ROCKS! _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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