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Battlin' Billy - Student  |
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I'll try to post one joke a day on here. Feel free to add a joke or 2 yourself._______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This post was edited by doobie on Mar 02 2004 04:52pm. |
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Frosty - Ex-Student 
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lol!!! definately B&W!! _______________ I'm leaving, on a jet plane~ |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the weekstart with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!" _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Stimpski - Student 
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B&W, deffo. _______________ Stimpski (formerly known as DeathScythe many, many moons ago.) JA Forum ID - 3988 <insert generic &/OR witty tagline here> |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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black and white. a well taken b&w photo is way more emotional than a color one. _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Cheta T. Must - Student 
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ROFL!!! |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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LOL!!! A tough decision indeed!!! ----- A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!" "So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?" _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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lol _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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LOLOL that was good _______________ make install -not war |
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Apologetic - Student 
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ROFL Color _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u  [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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Acidic - Student 
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Nice Here is a dilemma for you guys Be honest -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Here's a dilemma for you.... With all your honour and dignity what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for the test to work accurately. You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping everything away with it. Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men. And here's the question (please give an honest answer): Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white? _______________ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- (Read error: Connection reset by beer) |
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Frosty - Ex-Student
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lol keep it comin' !! _______________ I'm leaving, on a jet plane~ |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven." Next they went out back to see the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, "What are the green fees?" Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free." Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisine's of the world laid out. "How much to eat?" asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter replied. "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods?" the old man asked timidly. "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven." The old man looked at his wife and said, "You and your freakin' bran muffins!! I could have been here ten years ago!" _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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Hehehehehehee!! Nice one, BB!  _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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skyler_ - Student 
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LOL!! *bump* |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmmm, I smell sausage.” The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said “Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes.” The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said, “The only thing I can smell is molasses.” _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Apologetic - Student 
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****13 ways to be a Jackass**** 1-Ask for diet water at a resteraunt 2-Ask for directions to a place you are already at 3-PARTY NAKED IN JAPAN 4-Press all the buttons on the elevator to piss off the next guy 5-Get in a fight with yourself and lose 6-Take a crap in a fake toliet at a hardware store 7-Try and order pizza from mcdonalds 8-Try and sell your money 9-Light a fireworks tube and try and stop it with your hand 10-Get hit by a parked car 11-Mistake someones crabs as something you can eat 12-Try and watch saturday cartoons on thursday 13-Go to a resthome dressed as the grim reaper _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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it's Chewbacca _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Kel Katarn - Ex-Student 
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Who is question quiz.. Quiz 2.0 WHO IS; -hary -has bad breath -dies in a written starwars novel serie after the last episode in a planet's destruction? -Rips off arms when he loses a game. Yeah. First to awnser correctly get's a free configed funny starwars picture sent to his her e-mail (if he/she want's to have it) Previous quiz 1.0 solution; (the following quiz is not asked anymore and has already bin guessed, hence the awnser on end of text) WHO's ? -Small -Green -Mean -Fighting machine -Looks like a gremlin ripp off. -Talks like a demanted person -eat's Count Douko's(those are partime wizards as well) for lucnh -fills his teeth to look extra menacing -partime starfighter-swamp-lifter-to-impress-dum-Luke-(look moma gremlin no hands) -Specialist chef in Stew-of-the-swamp recipe -Run's away to a Bog/Swamp to hide from dark forces. Leaving Padawans to be slaughterd by Sith. -Knows the futre-but-let's-them-all-get-slaughterd-anyway -Master in telling the Obvious. -Was Padawan of Gollem/Smeogol -Learned How to basch 'nice jucy fisch/rabbit' gollem style' and ripp open with filled teeth. -eat's to much green vegtables -Let people think he's weak and frail with walking stick (Emperor style) -Likes to stand near Ladies with skirts who are larger-than-him-so-he-has-clear-view-of-natur's-nice-schapes -Likes to scare Padawans(Luke:i'm not afraid) "You will be".(reapeat 3 times lower voice each time" -Want's to teach young padawans. so they don't get idea's about being "bigger than you". Quiz has ended! Bail Belouve[JAP] is the winner with the Correct Awnser : Yoda He has recived a funny picture on his Hotmail at his request. Be on the look out for more difficult "WHO'S THIS" question and you might win a Prize _______________ The dark side is for the weak, for they could not resist it. The Katarns rule! |
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Flash - Student 
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ROFl, what a smart president. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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rofl at the first *reads the second* lol Already knew that one  _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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HAHA _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Axion - Student 
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LOL good one Frosty.. _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Frosty - Ex-Student
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Now that blanket is FUNNY!! Here's another one (I am sorry if any of you likes George Bush) 5 passengers & 4 parachutes An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me. I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former US President, a NY State Senator, and a potential future president." So she took the second pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation. And I am the cleverest president in American history. So America's people won't let me die." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane. The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The girl said, "It's okay, there's a parachute left for you. America's cleverest president has taken my schoolbag." _______________ I'm leaving, on a jet plane~ This comment was edited by Frosty on Jan 31 2004 01:34pm. |
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Acidic - Student
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Heh. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Here's a good one. There's this Jewish couple having sex. (Not a Jew joke) And the woman just isn't having any fun at all... The jewish man feels its his job to let her woman feel pleasure while having intercourse so they go and talk to the Rabai about this matter. "Hmmm...", said the Rabai. "Try this: Go our on the street and find a good looking young man and hire him to wave this white blanket over the two of you as your doing your thing. Tell me if it works in the morning." So the couple goes back and finds this really really good looking young Jewish boy. The man gives the boy the white blanket and begins to take off his wife's clothes. The begin and the boy, while waving the blanket, watches them and the woman just doesnt smile even once. So in the morning the couple goes back to the Rabai and tell him that it still didn't work. "Well... try switching spots then, you wave the blanket while the boy has intercourse with your wife." Eager to try this out he goes and fins the boy again.. The boy does what he is told and the man starts waving the blanket. The wife has the time of her life, jumping, screaming, groaning... everything.. When they are done the man turns to the boy and says: "See young Shmuck. That's how you wave a blanket!" _______________ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- (Read error: Connection reset by beer) |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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hehe, poor fizz Already knew that one though _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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