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I'll try to post one joke a day on here. Feel free to add a joke or 2 yourself._______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This post was edited by doobie on Mar 02 2004 04:52pm. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has far too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble. Dormitory BECOMES: Dirty Room Evangelist BECOMES: Evil's Agent Desperation BECOMES: A Rope Ends It The Morse Code BECOMES: Here Come Dots Slot Machines BECOMES: Cash Lost in 'em Animosity BECOMES: Is No Amity Mother-in-law BECOMES: Woman Hitler Snooze Alarms When you rearrange the letters: Alas! No More Z's A Decimal Point BECOMES: I'm a Dot in Place The Earthquakes BECOMES: That Queer Shake Eleven plus two BECOMES: Twelve plus one President Clinton of the USA BECOMES: to copulate he finds interns _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Frosty - Ex-Student 
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ha! the thermometer is cool!  _______________ I'm leaving, on a jet plane~ |
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CuZzA - Student 
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ROFL! _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Two men are driving through New Jersey when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The Trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and "WHACK", the Trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "what the hell was that for?" The Trooper says, "You're in New Jersey son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car." The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here." The Trooper runs a check on the guy’s license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the Trooper smacks him with the nightstick too. The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?" The Trooper says, "Just making your wish come true." The Passenger says, "huh?" The Trooper says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, "I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me". ======== A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great! Some asshole's got my pen!" _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Lord Jaws - Student 
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yea funny good tips   _______________ One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?! |
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lol @ frosty's management tips! _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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Dude! Clean up that stuff! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! ----- Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you a good one." "Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin. "Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again and I'll give you another good one." The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour. Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences. Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!" The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the old-timer. He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?" The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that damn fence wasn't electrified." _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Frosty - Ex-Student
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Sorry.... fixed it now.. Management Lessons you shouldn't miss ! Lesson Number One A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: Sure, why not?" So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson? To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson Number Two A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Management Lesson? Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. Lesson Number Three A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him! Management Lessons?: 1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut! Here endeth your management course. I hope you leave here better equipped to successfully negotiate your way onto a brighter and more successful career. _______________ I'm leaving, on a jet plane~ This comment was edited by Frosty on Jan 15 2004 01:40am. |
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Apologetic - Student 
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/me pushes fizz away and slices his arms off /me raises hand and is hit with an arrow _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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*raises hand* _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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Before I forget, I need a victim for my next joke(after this one). Any volunteers? ---------- Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple, and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first week wasn't too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch a couple of nights but, yes, we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain for two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What happened?" inquired the pastor. "My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor. "We know," said the young man, "We're not welcome at Home Depot anymore either." _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Apologetic - Student 
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Quote: I once shaved a monkey for a wide mouth chicken... no those are powerful words  _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] This comment was edited by Apologetic on Jan 11 2004 05:09am. |
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CuZzA - Student
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ROFL! _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger
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BILLY RULES!!! _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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Idiots - Part 2 --------------- IDIOTS AT WORK... Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49 cents. Two for a dollar. IDIOTS & COMPUTERS My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks that had this question:"I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?" IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed. Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Apologetic - Student
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Every Friday Will would take his monkey to the local pub where he would drink and the monkey would amuse the other patrons. They would give it peanuts and chips and pet it and whatnot. One Friday someone gave the monkey an eight ball and the monkey shoved it into his mouth and swallowed it down as quick as you like before Will could move to stop him. The bartender was as shocked as you or I would have been, but he was also pragmatic and told Will that he would need to replace the eight ball seeing as how it belonged to the pub. Will agreed and after a few more hours of drinking and carousing with his friends he left with his monkey, who was noticably logy. The next Friday Will showed up at the bar with his monkey and he wordlessly handed the bartender the eight ball and settled down into his seat for business as usual. A patron handed the monkey a peanut for it to, you know, eat and watched puzzled as the monkey stuck the peanut in his anus and then removed it and ate it. He gave the monkey a few more peanuts and each time the monkey carefully stuck it into his anus and then ate it. Will finally noticed and said to the man as way of explanation, "He's been checking everything for size ever since the eight ball passed." determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" Undaunted, the young man looks at him and replies, "I make $350.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $350.00 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" One of the other workers spoke up and said, "He delivered the pizzas from Domino's." A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six!" he said. After the birth of their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that enough was enough. The husband went to the doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want any more children, and he asked what could the doctor do to help. The doctor smiled, told him to go home, get a cherry bomb, put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten. The man relayed this story to his wife, and shaking his head in doubt said, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going to help!" His wife agreed, and they drove to Missouri together for a second opinion. Surprisingly enough, when they told the second doctor why they'd come, he asked them where they were from, and then told them to buy a cherry bomb, put it in a can, and for the husband to hold it next to his ear and count to ten. Deciding that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the couple went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. The husband held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5...", at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs and counted on his other hand: "6, 7, 8..." There was a soldier that enlisted in the army to go to war. On the first day they were lining up for guns. He was toward the end of the line and, when they got to him the supply sergeant said they didn't have any more guns, so they gave him a broom and told him to point it at people and say,"Bangitty bangitty bang!" So he thought, "Oh great, I come out here to fight for my country and they give me a broom." Then the next day they were lining up for bayonets and he was at the back of the line again. And when they got to him, again he was told they didn't have any left, so they gave the soldier a carrot and told him to tie it to the end of his broom, stab people with it and say,"Stabitty stabitty stab." And he thought, "Yeah great, I'm gonna go out there and get killed. Just what I always wanted." So when they went out on the battlefield, the soldier walked out there and decided he'd at least try it out, rather than just stand there and be killed. So he went up to someone and said, "Bangitty bangitty bang!" and the guy fell over dead. So he thought, "My God! This actually works! " He went up to another person and said, "Stabitty stabitty stab" and, again, the guy died. So he went around killing people with his broomstick and his carrot, thinking, "Wow! This is so cool!" Then he sees this guy standing all by himself and the soldier thinks, "Easy target. I'm going to go get him." So he goes over there and says, "Bangitty bangitty bang," and nothing happens. He goes closer and does it again and still nothing happens. So the soldier thinks, "Oh no! It must be out of bullets! But how do you reload a broom?" So he gets closer and says "Stabbety stabbety stab.""Stabitty stabbity stab." And still nothing happens. But then the guy he was trying to kill ran over him! And, as he was running over the soldier, he said, "Tankitty tankitty tank." _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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Achilles - Student 
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lmao, McDonalds people are idiots! _______________ Padawan to the great Katan JA Brother to D@RTHM@ULR.I.P. Vladarion, may he find peace in the afterlife. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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LOL! Nice ones Apo! ----- These aren't jokes per se, but still hilarious: IDIOTS Part 1 ------------- True story, I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets "We don't have a half-dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. ----- A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they asked for a credit card number, so she's using the ATM "thingy". ----- I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries it's a long walk. ----- Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies. ----- I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister". I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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Yep. I'm inactive, but I always come through here. Good stuff, I can't even compete with mine. _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Achilles - Student 
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LOL nice ones. I like 'em, keep em coming! _______________ Padawan to the great Katan JA Brother to D@RTHM@ULR.I.P. Vladarion, may he find peace in the afterlife. |
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Apologetic - Student
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#1: It's the birthday of this guy's girlfriend. They plan to go to her parent's house for dinner, and then head over to his house to have some "fun." So, the guy goes to the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. When asked whether he wants the small, medium or super size pack, the guy replies, "Well, it's her birthday, and we're going to have some fun tonight, so I'll take the super size." When he goes to his girlfriend's house, her parents ask him if he wants to say grace. He accepts, and starts mumbling. After a while, the girl's mom asks him "Are you really this religious?" The guy ignores the question and keeps on praying. The girl's father asks, and he does the same. Finally, the girl askes him if he really is that religious, and he whispers "No, I just didn't know your father was a pharmacist." #2: A man walks into a pet store on Christmas Eve, and sees a parrot. Sensing business, the store owner goes over to the man and tells him: " his names chet.If you hold a match to his left foot, he'll sing 'Jingle Bells' and if you hold a match to his right foot, he'll sing 'Deck the Halls.'" The store owner then gives him a demonstration, and sure enough, the bird sings. Thrilled, the man buys the bird and takes him home. On Christmas day, he shows his family the bird's musical talent. His nephew, a curious boy, decides to find out what the bird sings when a match is held between his feet. As he puts the match between the parrot's feet, it sings "Chets nuts roasting on an open fire...." #3Once upon a time Dracula decided to have a competition to see which vampire bat would be his successor. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks more blood wins. So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. his mouth was full of blood. Dracula says: "Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said: "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of the family". "Very good" said Dracula. The second bat leaves and comes back after about 15 minutes, and his face was covered in blood. Dracula says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies " Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drank the blood of all the children". "Impressive" said Dracula. Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from head to toe. Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that????" he asked. And the bat replies. "Do you see this tower?" Dracula replies with a yes. And the bat says "Well, I didn't". #4Three chicks walk into a bar. A Brunette, Red-head, and a blonde. They then decide to go to the bathroom. The Bartender told them the mirror in the bathroom is magical, whenever you tell it a truth it'll give you five bucks. If you lie to it, it'll suck you in. So the Brunette tells the mirror "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the bar" and then she gets five bucks. The Red-head goes "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the bar" and she also go five bucks. The blonde goes "I think-" and gets sucked in. _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] This comment was edited by Apologetic on Jan 06 2004 02:43am. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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I'm glad you like them. That's why I post them! ----- There was a young boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket... One day a man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head... The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter. The boy walked into the back room and said: "There is some asshole out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "...and this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager called the boy over and said, "You almost got yourself a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say. I was impressed with the way got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and we like that around here. Where are you from son?" The boy replied, "Finland, sir." "Oh really? Why did you leave Finland?" asked the manager. The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players over there." "My wife is from Finland!!" said the manager. The boy replied, "Really? What team did she play for?" _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Mreoton - Student |
lol quality jokes |
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Santa Claus 7Y< - Ex-Student 
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billy this post is one of the main reasons i lkook in this forum _______________ Tycster Smooth on the Outside Crunchy on the inside OFFICIAL JA PRESENT BUYER POST YOUR XMAS LISTS IN MY PROFILE!! -== And Yes i Will be adding to my Good and Bad lists soon==- |
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