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Nov 25 2005 12:06pm

Kenwan Obiobi
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Garlic bread Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaadnessss 4tw!!!!!!!!!!


its certainly a great invention isnt it? I mean, quite frankly, i couldnt live without it :D


NICE RECIPE WICCO BTW!!! PWNED MINE!! MEH!

Post your feelings on the subject here and feel kinda HONOURED that your part of the garlicy maaaaadness....

Ok?

Garlic Bread?!

EDIT: Heres the NEW recipe once again, thanks wicco :)

Quote:
Stuff you will need to make Wicek's Garlic Bread:

* 1 Loaf of Nice Italian Bread.
(If you can't find a nice loaf of Italian bread then French bread will do as well, but just don't tell anyone it's French bread, maybe they won't notice ;)
* Fresh Parsley (This is Important!! It MUST be Fresh Parsley!)
* Garlic of coarse!
* Butter - Real Butter (none of that margarine stuff!) - One whole stick!
* Sweet Basil, Garlic Powder, and Oregano
(You will also need patience and concentration to make perfect Garlic Bread. The really crucial part is when you have the bread under the broiler, you really have to pay attention at this point, it can go to not quite crunchy enough, to burnt uneatable Garlic Bread in no time at all...)

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~ See below for VERY detailed recipe instructions...


OK, are you ready? Here we go....
Read on for Garlic Bread Recipe instructions...

First...
Get a medium size bowl and drop a stick of butter in it. Let it sit there for a couple hours, you want it to get nice and soft.

Next...
ok - After the butter is soft get out the garlic. Get about 4 cloves of garlic and chop them up as fine as you can. - Throw them into the bowl with the butter.

Next...
Chop up as fine as you can 1/4 cup of "fresh" parsley. Throw it into the bowl with the butter.

Next...
Sprinkle in about 1/2 tsp. of garlic powder

Next...
Sprinkle in about 2 tsp. of sweet basil and a dash of oregano

Next...
Mix all the contents in the bowl well. OK - Let's call this Bowl #1

Next...
Now do the exact same thing in a separate bowl with a 1/2 stick of butter and half all the other ingredients for this part. You will use this later on in the process. OK - Let's call this Bowl #2

Next...
Pre-Heat your oven to 350 Degrees F.

Next...
While your oven is Pre-Heating, spread the yummy buttery garlic mix onto your nice loaf of Italian bread. (You will want to slice your loaf in half long ways). Spread an even layer over the bread (using the contents of Bowl #1) and get a little on the crust edges as well.

Quick Note: The process of making the garlic bread is usually prepared right in front of your guests, because it is the last thing you'll want to cook. I'm usually in the middle of a nice conversation with my guests as I'm cutting up the garlic and mixing it into the butter and spreading it on the bread and so on. It adds to the hunger of your guests :)

*** These next steps are important! I don't know about you, but a like a nice crunch to my Garlic Bread. To me there is nothing worse than soggy Garlic Bread!


Next...
OK - Now take the two halves of Italian Bread you just lathered up with your tasty garlic spread and place them directly on your oven rack (which should be pre-heated at 350 Degrees F) and bake them for 9 minutes.

Next...
After the 9 minutes are up, take you bread out of the oven, let it cool for about 3 minutes or so, just enough so you can grab it with your hand while you slice it. OK - when it's cool enough, get a nice cutting board and slice up your bread into pieces about 1-1/2" thick. Now with the extra garlic butter spread you made earlier (Bowl #2) spread a little bit on both sides of each slice of bread. (If you have extra spread left over, just spread on the tops of the slices, a little extra garlic butter can't hurt :)

Next...
Now put all the slices onto a cookie sheet. Spread them out a little bit in a random pattern. Put them back into the oven for about 3 minutes.

Next...
Now take them out of the oven, switch your oven into broil mode. Wait for the broil to get nice and hot, now put your cookie sheet full of yummy garlic bread slices back into the oven and broil them for about 2 - 5 minutes. This is the tricky part. You need to watch this process very closely. (If the phone rings while your doing this; Don't answer it!. If the baby is crying during this process; let him cry! If someone is trying to talk to you: tell them your very busy making perfect garlic bread and you will get right back to them). So watch this part very closely, when you have the bread cooking in broil mode it can go from a garlic bread cooked to crunchy perfection to a bunch of burnt bread you have to throw away. You want to see the butter on the bread bubbling and what your shooting for is a nice even layer of speckled light brown, you know, kinda like lightly toasted bread. It's also important during this process to move the bread around, You may have to broil the bread for about 2 minutes and if you see some pieces browning more than others, then you'll want to shift pieces around to get them all evenly toasted.

Next...
That's it. The last part takes a lot of love and you will get the hang of it after making it a few times, all ovens are different, so you will just have to learn what works well with yours and make note of it so next time you'll know how much time you'll need.

Presentation...
What I usually do is get a nice bread basket, place a large kitchen towel in the basket, place the bread into the towel and wrap the towel over the bread and place it on the table. You'll want to time this out so the bread is finished right when everyone is sitting down to it. Good luck on trying to achieve this! It's a challenge getting everyone to sit at the table when you want them to.
That's it you're done........
Easy as Pie!


PWNT?


Awesome :D

This post was edited by Kenwan Obiobi on Dec 30 2005 11:52pm.

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Nov 27 2005 09:48pm

Nero
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 Nero

Cheesecake > Garlic Bread > > > > > > Pie

basicly Pie still rules by great margin.
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Nov 27 2005 09:19pm

Kenwan Obiobi
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As you can see...my recent research PROOVES that you all love garlic bread!!! The chart above shows it all tbh, with Garlic bread grey taking the lead, by a rats tail (not cats whisker ok?)

This is interesting stuff i have to admit.....keep those posts coming and let the Garlic Bread?! Mayhem spread the word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



LEEEEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Nov 27 2005 08:51pm

Alex Dkana
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 Alex Dkana

its...its like a virus! :eek:
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Nov 27 2005 07:32pm

Mic Den Octela
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 Mic Den Octela

Cheese cake?

Garlic bread, its the future!
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Nov 27 2005 04:06pm

Ryu
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 Ryu

yup garlic bread rulez
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Nov 27 2005 03:03pm

Raziel Anjelis
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 Raziel Anjelis

garlic bread f-in rules
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Nov 27 2005 02:38pm

Wicek
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 Wicek

Garlic Bread?

Nov 27 2005 11:18am

Ryu
 - Student
 Ryu

CHEERS GARLIC BREAD!
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Nov 27 2005 10:54am

Mindrith Pride
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 Mindrith Pride

yeah man!! woooooot!!
garlic bread is very VERY very yummie :) i have it whenever i can! -cheers for garlic bread!-
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Nov 27 2005 06:12am

Ryu
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 Ryu

Quote:


ROFL
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Nov 27 2005 01:48am

Alex Dkana
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lol :P
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Nov 27 2005 01:22am

LEO2033
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 LEO2033

Garlic bread is good
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Nov 27 2005 01:07am

Gradius
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 Gradius

Wow.
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Nov 27 2005 12:22am

Kenwan Obiobi
 - Student

What garlic bread does though is it puts you into a trance like state where you feel like making lots of random binds and spam of such - lots of joke binds. In this trance - like state u feel like Jelly too

I see garlic bread...yes i do....shush!

Nov 27 2005 12:21am

Kenwan Obiobi
 - Student

Quote:
garlic is that stuff that chases off vampires and makes your breath smell like dead skunk.

combine that with a piece of bread, and u got garlicbread :)



:o WRONG!!!!!!!! and i..er....dont know why....

Nov 26 2005 06:26pm

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

garlic pwns you ALL

Nov 26 2005 12:09am

AvaloN
 - Student
 AvaloN

garlic is that stuff that chases off vampires and makes your breath smell like dead skunk.

combine that with a piece of bread, and u got garlicbread :)

Nov 25 2005 11:53pm

Ryu
 - Student
 Ryu

garlic bread, cheese cake, yummmmmmm
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Nov 25 2005 05:08pm

Pink_Mintaka
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 Pink_Mintaka

Garlic Bread (w00t)

Nov 25 2005 04:56pm

CuZzA
 - Student
 CuZzA

Cheese...cake? Cheesecake? Are you kidding? A Cake of cheese...nah...

*tastes cheesecake*

Ohhh this is nice this!

PK4tw
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Nov 25 2005 01:56pm

Ryu
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 Ryu

garlic bread is yummy
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Nov 25 2005 01:40pm

Alex Dkana
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 Alex Dkana

Quote:
cheese ... cake?


peter kay 4tw :D

unfortunatly that isn't what this is about O_o Kenwan just has this.... thing with G***** B**** :eek:
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Nov 25 2005 01:39pm

darkskye
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 darkskye

cheese ... cake?
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Nov 25 2005 01:36pm

Aiddat
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 Aiddat

Garlic bread is bread with garlic on it, I like it.
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Nov 25 2005 12:10pm

Wicek
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 Wicek

I still dont know what is Garlic Bread.

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