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May 22 2006 12:47pm

Acey Spadey
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Acey Spadey
there are plenty of games out there. but games with quotes in them.. dialog that the characters say within that really stand out. that make you laugh or shock you..

post them here..


Kotor2: "Just because I saved her. Doesn't meant I was going to charge up her loading ramp"
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes

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Jun 08 2006 05:00am

Cheta T. Must
 - Student
 Cheta T. Must

All Your Base Are Belong To Us!

-ya know.

Jun 08 2006 03:35am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

Hey diddle diddle
The mucus and the spittle
The corpse sank in the lagoon
The murloc said Ah, to see such a sight
And the dwarf spanked the baboon

- Male Undead, World of Warcraft
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make install -not war

Jun 06 2006 08:54pm

Alex Dkana
 - Staff
 Alex Dkana

Discworld Noir:

Lewton: I've had some bad days since I started work as a private investigater. But I've never woken up dead before

"'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is."

I'll find somemroe another time, too tired right now hah. :P
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To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana

Jun 04 2006 10:57am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

someone set us up the bomb.
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Jun 03 2006 09:15pm

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
 Raziel Anjelis

Broken Sword 2:

''Hear that? Thats the sound of Robert Louis Stevenson spinning in his grave.''
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Jun 03 2006 06:44pm

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

Warren: Special Forces Acemos, I've heard of them. They're an Elite Group of Racists... This could be trouble.

-Zone of Enders: Fist of Mars
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I fite for teh usars!1

May 31 2006 08:52pm

Sho Koon
 - Student
 Sho Koon

I really love all Metal Gear so here are two quotes from Metal Gear Solid:

Mei Ling: Snake. That's a ladies bathroom.
Solid Snake: I know that. I saw Meryl come in here.
Mei Ling: So you went in after her? Are you some kind of pervert? I won't let you save your mission now.
Solid Snake: Listen Mei Ling, this is the only place on this base that I can talk to Meryl alone.
Mei Ling: Whatever, weirdo. Don't call me again.


Dr. Naomi Hunter: Are you smoking?
Solid Snake: Yeah, so what?
Dr. Naomi Hunter: Didn't you know that cigarettes contain benzopyrene, a chemical that leads to lung cancer? We now know that when benzopyrene enters the body, it changes to benzopyrene diolepoxide and attaches to the receptors on the P53 gene, the gene which causes lung cancer. The BPDE attaches to the P53 gene in three specific locations and causes pre-cancerous changes to the lung tissue.
Solid Snake: You know a lot about science, but you don't know how good a cigarette tastes in the morning.
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Proud owner of Malak's 50th and special 300th, Alex D'Kana's 3600th and 4000th, Laziana's 200th and [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]'s 1300th comment.

May 31 2006 08:32pm

Aiddat
 - Student
 Aiddat

Jolee Bindo was a great character, too. "Ooh, let's play game's with the old man's head. He's half senile, he'll forget anything I say... what was this about anyway?"
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-Aiddat, the Gran with the green blades.
"You have a right to be angry, but believe me when I say you don't want to feed that emotion." - Kyle Katarn
{Owner of Liso Jowol's 550th comment, Conchris Chaotic's 80th, 150th and 350th comments, Pink Floyd's 200th comment Tyrant's 695th comment, D@RTHM@UL's 10600th comment}, accidentally tricked Pink Floyd into giving me his 1700th comment, I also have Alexander D'Kana's 1950th comment, Mindrith Pride's 1850th comment and I used the same accidental trick on Lewis's 100th comment, and I have Aiddat's 1992nd comment (birthyear), and #Elmo's 450th comment. Unsuccessfully tried to prove Senor Hat's theory wrong.
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May 28 2006 10:28am

Duncan Frost
 - Student
 Duncan Frost

Scorch from Republic Commando (upon turning a corner and walking into roughly 7593 droids):

These are the droids we are looking for.

:D

Oblivion:

I heard a rumour that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?

Dungeon Keeper! Master of all funny quotes:

Your dungeon is full of yoghurt.
Your dungeon floor is full of lumps. Make your imps jump up and down.
A lost soul has wandered into your dungeon. Oh, wait, it's wandered out again.


And finally, from Smackdown Vs. Raw on PS2:

Nobody touches me, my woman, or my dog Fifi!



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Owner of Jedi_Pimp's 800th comment, possibly by accident.

This comment was edited by Duncan Frost on May 28 2006 10:29am.

May 28 2006 04:58am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

Mandalorian: sir.. I've taken a bad hit
Mandalore: don't die until I tell you to
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


May 26 2006 05:33pm

Nightfire
 - Student
 Nightfire

Lagacy of Kain:Soul Reaver 2
Raziel: History Abhore a paradox

System shock 1
Shodan: I can see you hacker running & sweating in my corridors....
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My 362:nd post was a joke :D
LAIHELA


May 26 2006 03:56pm

Mindrith Pride
 - Student
 Mindrith Pride

final fantasy 7
yuffie: Cloud say something!
Cloud: ... something.


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May 26 2006 03:01pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

"Don't run away, we are your friends" - Goblin Demolition Crew / Warcraft 3

May 26 2006 01:27am

Masta
 - Jedi Council
 Masta

"This is what i see when i look back. These moments, blinding as snow, they kill you, change you, you die and live again, remade." - Max Payne

"The past is a puzzle, like a broken mirror. As you piece it together, you cut yourself, your image keeps shifting, and you change with it.It could destroy you, drive you mad, it could set you free." - Max Payne
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May 25 2006 10:45pm

Nightfire
 - Student
 Nightfire

Lands of Lore 2 "Gurdian of destiny"
* a Black 2 headed Panter jumps out of the bushes
Luther: "AHHHHH this must be one of the cat people now. Hello Sir I am Luther Son of Scotia & I was wondering that perhaps your aware of the curs that i bare."

Max Payne
Vinnie: Police Brutality
Max: UHU... Just keep telling yourself that.

Warcraft 2 :D
Grunt: Bru Thall
Troll: Tjyo call me????
Grunt: Daa buuu


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-Need a light?
My 362:nd post was a joke :D
LAIHELA


May 24 2006 12:25pm

Raider
 - Student
 Raider

Escape From Monkey Island:

I'll hound you night and day.
Then be a good dog, sit, stay!

You've been infested by hair demons! (Lice)

Have you found any treasure yet?
Uhm... I have this gold tooth...
Is that REAL gold?
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Artificial intelligence beats natural stupidity.

May 24 2006 01:27am

Masta
 - Jedi Council
 Masta

Yea, Republic Commando was an awesome game btw.
"Hey Sev, this one looks like your mother." - 62

Or like,
07: "Damn i dont believe it!"
62: "Whats wrong sev?"
07: "Ive lost count of my kills!"
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May 23 2006 11:00pm

Aiddat
 - Student
 Aiddat

Quote:
"Come on out, Morphix! Theres only two ways this can end...and in both of them, you die!" - Duke Nukem 3D

"Oh god, never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers!" - Serious Sam

"Die when I kill you!" - Serious Sam

"What are you screaming for? The pain hasnt even started yet!" - Serious Sam

"Alright who's first? Ugly, ugly or ugly?" - Serious Sam

I could go on forever =P


Heh, Sam's great... so is HK-47

HK-47: "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea..."

*copies all the HK-47 quotes from Wookieepedia and puts them here ;)*

Jolee has some good ones too: "Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait uh, what was this about, anyway?"

The guys in the Republic Commando demo are funny too. Sev: "Hold on to your guts, Boss, while I rip out theirs."
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-Aiddat, the Gran with the green blades.
"You have a right to be angry, but believe me when I say you don't want to feed that emotion." - Kyle Katarn
{Owner of Liso Jowol's 550th comment, Conchris Chaotic's 80th, 150th and 350th comments, Pink Floyd's 200th comment Tyrant's 695th comment, D@RTHM@UL's 10600th comment}, accidentally tricked Pink Floyd into giving me his 1700th comment, I also have Alexander D'Kana's 1950th comment, Mindrith Pride's 1850th comment and I used the same accidental trick on Lewis's 100th comment, and I have Aiddat's 1992nd comment (birthyear), and #Elmo's 450th comment. Unsuccessfully tried to prove Senor Hat's theory wrong.
Click for screenshots. Padawan of R2-D2.


May 23 2006 06:42pm

Masta
 - Jedi Council
 Masta

"You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master." - HK47 kotor2

"Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope." -HK47 kotor2
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May 23 2006 06:28pm

Lord Jaws
 - Student
 Lord Jaws

Since where on the Duke Nukem tour ^^
"Your face, your ass... What's the difference"
What are you waiting for? Christmas?

Secret of Monkey Island:
swordfighting insults: "No one has ever drawn blood from me and no one ever will." answer: "You run THAT fast?"

Guybrush:i got this scar durring a mighty strugle.
Pirate:i hope you'v lerned to stop picking you'r nose

Or in the beginnin of curse of Monkey Island, the little dudes says, not a word!, guy says "word.". "Not another beep" says te little guy. "beep" says guy.. I thought that was funny.... its more fun when you play the game...
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One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?!

May 23 2006 05:58pm

DarthMike
 - Student
 DarthMike

I thought one quote from Kingdom Hearts 2 was pretty funny.

"Seifer: That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers!"
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"You can't get Windows on a Mac because the drivers are not compatible." --- Some dude from the Geek Squad
"So if you have quad-core, you have four times the RAM, right?" --- Some guy at Best Buy


May 23 2006 11:56am

Masta
 - Jedi Council
 Masta

"Come on out, Morphix! Theres only two ways this can end...and in both of them, you die!" - Duke Nukem 3D

"Oh god, never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers!" - Serious Sam

"Die when I kill you!" - Serious Sam

"What are you screaming for? The pain hasnt even started yet!" - Serious Sam

"Alright who's first? Ugly, ugly or ugly?" - Serious Sam

I could go on forever =P
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Find out more about the Jedi Academy Aurochs here and more about Masta here!
Married to Kain.


May 23 2006 10:00am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

Luke: I sence a disturbance in the force

Katan: you always sence a disturbance..
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


May 23 2006 06:36am

Plo Koon
 - Student
 Plo Koon

Jedi Outcast: "Jans Dead"
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May 22 2006 04:05pm

Carda Jowol
 - Student
 Carda Jowol

Kotor1

''Where are you from?''

''Kashyyyk. I'm a wookie, can't you tell?''
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[Gran Father/Founder of the Jowols]

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