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Okay guys, now comes the post where you state your favourite/funnyest/pwn4g3 movie quotes of all time. Anything will do, from any movie. Mine would have to be: - "Aim for the Flat-Top!!!" - Ghostbusters. (IMHO one of the funniest lines in a film of that period) ------------------------------------------------- "You don't know who you are F*&^ING WITH!!!" - Blade II (Kinda cheesy, but the way he said it just rocked) ------------------------------------------------ "Let me guess, we're heading for a waterfall, right?" "Uh-Huh" "Very long drop?" "Yep." "Sharp, pointy rocks at the bottom?" "Probably." "............bring it on." - The Emperors New Groove (I know, I know, but that film had LOADS of funny ass quotes in it, that one had me in fits) ------------------------------------------------- "Boring conversation anyway." - Han Solo, Star Wars IV (You know that line just roxxored, LOL) ------------------------------------------------- "My name.....................is NEO!" - The Matrix (Again, kinda cheesy, but you gotta love the timing and execution of that line) ------------------------------------------------- "Who is your Daddy? And what does he do?" - Kindergarten Cop. (Not funny if you have just seen the movie, but to those of you who have seen Weird Al's Prank Arnie Calls, you can't watch that scene without busting a gut) Ok, now your turn.  - Virtmeister. _______________ Academy Architect |
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Apologetic - Student 
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"Theres no place like home....theres no place like home...." you guess.... _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u  [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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Lord Jaws - Student 
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Clarice (Jody Foster): If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir? Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere. ~ "Silence of the Lambs" Airplane Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur! Oveur. Tower voice: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over. Roger Murdock: Huh? Captain Oveur: Huh? And Spaceballs, this is the best Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? Colonel Sandurz: You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. Dark Helmet: What hapened to then? Colonel Sandurz: We're past then. Dark Helmet: When? Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now. Dark Helmet: Go back to then. Colonel Sandurz: When? Dark Helmet: Now! Colonel Sandurz: Now? Dark Helmet: Now! Colonel Sandurz: We can't. Dark Helmet: Why? Colonel Sandurz: We missed it. Dark Helmet: When? Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Dark Helmet: When will then be now? Colonel Sandurz: Soon. _______________ One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?! |
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Wolfwood - Student 
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Jack Sparrow (Me): Yes.... BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE??? and Jack Sparrow (Me):.....Nice Hat! (Pirates of the caribbean) Princes: Hey, that donkey talks! Shrek: Yeah, getting it to shutup thats the trick!! (movie shrek) English soldiers: No, we surrender no please! Benjamin martin and his army shoot them all to oblivion. Priest: STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING, thats MURDER those men were going to surrender!!! Billy: hehe, well never know now will we? (Patriot) Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls, mr Garrison! Garrison: WHAT WAS THAT? Cartman grabs microphone: Ehm Ehm,How....Would....You....Like...To...Suck....My....Balls....Mr Garrison! (Southpark) _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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After Legolas takes out the olifant in ROTK Gimli: "That still only counts as one!" lmao and kool_aid, ctrl-alt-del rocks! _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Dec 24 2003 06:03am. |
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kool_aide - Student 
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EDIT: I know that the quotes are supposed to be from movies but these will have to do.  Scott "Alot of people go through their every day lives thinking they know about computers. If you know some one who suffers from this disorder, which you probably do, tell them to call '1-800-NOT-1337'" -Ctrl-Alt-Del comic strip -------------------------------------------------- lucky charms leprachaun "hearts, stars horseshoes" *Ethan punches the leprachaun* "Brass knucles B*tch!!" -Ctrl-Alt-Del comic strip -------------------------------------------------- "The way the character swings his hand in this game (unarmed) makes it look like im jerkin' ma gerkin'" -Rocko, Undergrads _______________ I am the "Juice Man"  Drink up
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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(Man uses primitive motorcycle to outrun Jim West) - Nice horse! -- Wild Wild West Who taught you how to fly, Lieutenant? -- He did (Pearl Harbor, Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett) _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Apologetic - Student
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(OK A BATTLes about to go on) "I will look for you on the feild"-Tom Cruise,The Last Samurai _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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"Automobile??? LAKE!!! BIG LAKE!!! PSHHHHHH!!!" -16 Candles "No more yankie my wankie" -16 Candles _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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well... erm... I like Aragorn saying: For Frodo! (ROTK) _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Furi0us - Student 
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"Ever heard of the phrase 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder'?" "Yeah. Ever heard of the song 'Who Let The Dogs Out?!" -Shallow Hal, i was rolling on the ground _______________ You are not your f***ing system specs. You are not your uptime stats, your script file, or your oversized desktop screencap. You are not your broadband connection. You are not your f***ing post count. |
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Octavius - Ex-Student 
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"and my girlfriend is bangin the pepperage farm guy" _______________ What we do in life, echoes in eternity. |
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Achilles - Student 
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'It Feels like a big mark right here' 'Are you sure theres nothing there?' "Nope." 'Hi I'm Je... My god.. what happened to your face?!' 'I knew it!' -Tommy boy 1995 _______________ Padawan to the great Katan JA Brother to D@RTHM@ULR.I.P. Vladarion, may he find peace in the afterlife. |
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Apologetic - Student
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Lord give me a sign about the future*Looks up and a sign says "Caution ahead"* Anything give me a sign* A huge truck pulls in front of him that carrys signs saying"Wrong way,Caution,ect."-Bruce almighty _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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Ash - Eats Babies 
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Shannon....i love you... *cries* _______________ "We keep odd hours...." ----------------------- They Live, We Sleep |
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Shannon -SC- - Student 
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Evil Dead 2: Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine... [Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash.] Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Upon gaining the chain saw in place of his lost right hand] Ash: Groovy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Demon: I'll swallow your soul!! I'll swallow your soul!! [Ash points his shotgun at the Demon's head] Ash: Swallow this! Army of Darkness: Ash: [to the Witch] Yo, she-bitch! Let's go! Ash: [to bad Ash's head in grave] Hey, what's that you got on your face? [shovels dirt on his head] Ash: Hail to the king, baby. Ash: Come get some! _______________ Falling from heaven is not as painfull, as surviving the impact. |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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"Lord, if you don't want me to do this, give me a sign. [The Earth trembles, pictures fall off the walls.] Any sign at all!" --Orgasmo _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Apologetic - Student
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"Hey Guys Lighten up i mean look! we got front row seats to the end of the earth!"-Armagedon _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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OMG, They killed Kenny !!!! |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Stan Gable: "What are you looking at, NERD?!?!?" Booger(waving and smiling): "I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio" -Revenge of the Nerds _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Monteeeeeee - Nugget 
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Snatch is by far the best english movie eva made mwahahha _______________ If you add me to MSN, tell me who you are
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Roan Belouve - Retired 
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Sorry it's along one, 2nd part of the Intro from "The Big Lebowski" "They call Los Angeles the City of Angels. I didn't find it to be that exactly, but I'll allow as there are some nice folks there. 'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Los Angeles and thisahere story I'm about to unfold-- wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I can die with a smile on my face without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me." With a start like that it had to be a great film _______________ *Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same . Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)
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Bubu - Hubbub
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dose his name is Avi, not Harry and your sig is from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels... good quote _______________ make install -not war |
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dose - Ex-Student 
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From Snatch: Harry : "Why do they call him the bullet dodger?" Bullet Tooth Tony: "Because he dodges bullets, Harry" Don't forget my sig. _______________ "If you hold back anything, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything , I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to try very hard to stay alive Nick. Now do you understand everything that I have said? Because if you don't, I'll kill you!" |
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Apologetic - Student 
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Commander Taggart: Never give up, never surrender. -Galixy quest Commander Taggart: It's a rock, it doesn't have any vulnerable spots. -Galixy quest click me to listen to it* Julianne Moore as Dr. Sarah Harding: I've worked around predators since I was 20 years old, lions, jackels, hyenas, You. -The Lost World Jurassic Park _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] This comment was edited by Apologetic on Dec 17 2003 03:06am. |
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Squibit - Student 
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lemme see, "A knight is sworn to valour, His heart knows only virtue, His blade defends the helpless, His might up holds the weak, his words speak only truth, His wrath undoes the Wicked!" -- The Old code -- Dragon heart, "blue flower red thorns, blue flower red throns. This would be so much easier if I wern't COLOUR BLIND!" -- Talking donkey to self -- Shrek "Count Dooku!" -- Yoda to (funnily enough) Count dooku -- SW attack of the clones (Don't know if anyone else thought it was good ehn yoda said that but i still think it is great, Yoda walks in and dooku goes "m-ah-ster yoda !" as if he is making fun of him and preparing for a long session of polite diplomacy, then yod says that sound all hard and stuff, its great i tell you !) "Remember i have PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!, ok then , semi phenominal" -- The geni (hmm there should be another letter in Geni somehwere)to alladin i think -- Alladin 2 "Loook HARDER" -- Raphiki (spelling)to Simba -- The lion king (always use that on mum when she complains that she can't find somthing) "In place of a DARK LORD YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN! NOT DARK BUT WONDERFUL AND BUETIFUL IN THE LIGHT, AS TERRIBLE AS TEH DAWN, TRETCHEROUS AS THE SEAS STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH!" -- Galadriel to Frodo -- LotR Fellow ship of the ring "You don't have any friends" -- Golumn to self (this is the key hes talking to himself) -- LotR The two towers (its the way he says it) "Ok then South it is, I always like going south somehow it feel like going down hill" -- Treebeard / Fanghorn to merry / Pippin -- LotR the two towers "Well that doesn't make much sense to me... But then you are very small," -- Treebeard / Fanghorn to merry / Pippin -- LotR the two towers "Acctually, its about the same size" -- Bowin to Brother (doh forgot his name, you know the preist) -- Dragon heart "hmmmm, hmmm hmmm" -- Banished Skeksi on many occatioon -- The dark crystal "ok, nooo problem, clear my mind... clear my mind" -- Neo to self -- Matrix 1 "Morpheus is fightin neo !" -- Mouce to the crew -- Matrix 1 (the way the jump up to watch is cool, its like some one says "EP3 is being shown on TV"  "Boolay boolay boolay" -- Gonzo to (pirate i thing) -- Mupets treasure island "Take green flippy bulgie eyed one away, others stay, Chop chop" -- Spah-Ahm - Hight preist of the boars to captives -- Mupets treasure island "He said go faster" -- Mummy rat to daddy rat -- Mupets treasure island (just after the kid has been yelling , i'm getting tired, im GETTING TIRED!) "With us as your guides no harm can befall you!" -- Rizzo and other pixy to Willow and co -- Willow "Are you suggesting we go home ?... Nah this is more fun!" -- pixis to each other -- Willow "EYE, EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE YAI YAI I I I" -- Some wierd alien to David -- Flight of the navigator "I'm sorry, I missed it" -- Forgoten who to Egon -- Ghost busters 2 "The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick" -- Maximum to a soldier about to attack him -- Gladiator (I like this as it is a great subtle way of reminding the audience that although maximus is a superior fighter he is experienced in warfare also) " Midden line, Fos taril feary" --Elrond to Elves -- LotR Fellowship of the ring (ok so i don't know elvish that should be what he says to give the order to fire in the introduction)"One of YOU must do this" -- Elrond to people at meeting -- LotR fellowship of the ring (Yes this was mentioned on a DVD and i coppied it , but, why don't you do it mate ?) [Yoda to Luke speach in EP 5] [Emporor to Luke speach in EP6] OK thats it for now, If i think of more ill let you know Allot of those you need to understand the context of to understand, Some may not be quoted entirly accuratly, _______________ Quote: fiZZe: its SIR Fizzy Fluffy :p Quote: FiZZ[JAK]: that was what I call a counter Ah, things you only ever expect to hear once
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