| How to be the best JK2 player EVER | |
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Fate - Student  |
Here's a list I compiled of how to be the best: 1) Become totally Anti-social. This requires you to move your computer into your room and possibly the aquisition of a mini-frig and microwave so you never are forced to exit the room except for brief moments of restocking supplies. 2) Quit all extracericular activities. In any clubs at school? Quit them and any sports. As soon as school ends go home and enter your room, only to exit for bathroom or food breaks. 3)Never sleep. Only get 3-4 hours each night. Once US players goto bed, play with people in other time zones. 4)Stop concerning yourself with school. Grades aren't that important. What is important is getting to #1 on the ladder you play on and crushing anyone who tries to take that honor away. 5)Stop playing all other games. Also restrict yourself to JK2 relayted websites and forums. Sound easy? This also has other benefits like the complete loss of skin pigmentation and the gainging of a thick new layer of skin that protects you from the cold (aka, fat). _______________ I must not fear . Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear . I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Gom gom gom gom gom! |
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Rei D'Kana - Ex-Student |
Ew, seriously if you do something like that you are a Freak. I would die without social life  |
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Darkwood - Student 
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thinking closer, this is a perfect description of one of my neighbours.. there was a period where he got delivered food to his bedroom door, barely slept and played MMORPGs like Anarchy Online and (now) LineageII 24/7. _______________ -Darkwood- |
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Cyb - Student 
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cool I'll try it out  _______________ ~~ Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none! ~~ |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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oh we're doing weights and stuff ? well, I'm not fat if thats what you're thinking. I have a rippling six pack, and bulging biceps, used to work out alot. 6ft 1 13.5 stone (I can't too all that pounds nonsense, modernise, use stone  ) _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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xAnAtOs - Student |
lol _______________ Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade 
Lag Brother to Acey Spadey 
Jools is my best friend.
<Henkes> nebody feeling like abusing me with a lightsaber?|+Smilykrazy grabs Gradius, beats the living CRAP out of him, then throws him into a huge vat of ACID |
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Auron - Ex-Student 
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Dang Jake.. No wonder you're so.. good. Well, ME... I'm not so good myself either. When I'm not forced to "take a break" or do some mundane work; I'm generally on the computer, or on occasion riding my dirtbike.  5"11 143 lbs. Take that. I can get a picture too, if no one belives me... But I'd have to take it without a shirt to prove it and I think all the girls would go WILD. <Strut><I know, I'm trying to be an @$$.> _______________ -Auron I've got l337 rock-paper-scissor skills, boi! Ok,ok.. Who wants to touch me? |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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but this is so me: I have my own computer in room, as well as a mini fridge and popcorn maker. I'm in my room pretty much all day except when I go to work 4 times a week for only 4 hours. I don't sleep much, its the voices you see.... I just got kicked out of university for playing too much computer when should of been working. I play JKII alot, and I mean ALOT, with the odd stint of battlefield once a week. HELP ME!!!!!!! _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Mace Windu - Retired 
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5'10 179 pounds of muscle. _______________ -Mace Windu "When a fool says something foolish, do not answer the fool." -Windu To Vladarion, though I know you are in a better place - it makes me shake to think that you are not awake - when I think about you it makes me smile - i know you have gone into the clouds to head for heavens gates - you have changed my life - in an incredible way - and so I say thank you - may you rest in peace |
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Monteeeeeee - Nugget 
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i play more unreal tournement than jedi knight, altho i like teaching classes in jedi knight  that wot keeps me here _______________ If you add me to MSN, tell me who you are
Best Movie Character EVER!! |
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(SKX) Dark Blade - Student 
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jacen that means you throw up your f00d Nah jk 5'7 120 _______________ What is the difference between love and Herpes? Herpes lasts forever. (CDC joke) Padawans: Trad Redav, Darth Jello, Tallepyon, Shang Chi, Dopp, Karlin Duke, AuroN, Koushka, Damon, and Katan Brother to Xanatos |
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aph3x - Retired 
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3'2" 180 lbs |
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Fate - Student 
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Hm, seems like all the JAKs are the ones who say they do these things without exception. _______________ I must not fear . Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear . I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Gom gom gom gom gom! |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Lol Jello... <-- 6" 125 lbs |
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Lancer007 - Student 
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Hehe That Sounds like what I do everyday execpt the last step. This comment was edited by Lancer007 on Aug 08 2003 03:04pm. |
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Jello` - Student 
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I am not fat, I'm big boned... I think 5'7 144 lbs Anyway, yeah thats basically it, I get up for meals and to go pee, and occasionally play outside with my neighbors. And sometimes I talk to my girlfriend  ! _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. This comment was edited by Jello` on Aug 08 2003 03:01pm. |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Don't you start picking on the fat people, Mace! Don't make me get out of my chair! |
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Mace Windu - Retired 
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Hmm, Thats pretty much me accept a couple of things. I'm constantly exercising because of baseball so I'm not fat. And I'm a pretty social person. _______________ -Mace Windu "When a fool says something foolish, do not answer the fool." -Windu To Vladarion, though I know you are in a better place - it makes me shake to think that you are not awake - when I think about you it makes me smile - i know you have gone into the clouds to head for heavens gates - you have changed my life - in an incredible way - and so I say thank you - may you rest in peace |
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The Big Bear [JAP] - Ex-Student ![The Big Bear [JAP]](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=70&f_height=55&f_image=3848.jpeg&f_odd=1)
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°*aRG*° °*cOUGH*°  I like JK2 but i'm not that mADD yet. (warn me when i get that bADD) _______________ "I don't know what WW3 will be fought with, but i know WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones"-Albert Einstein -Padawan of Silenco |
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Nero - Student 
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*cough* *cough* cough* _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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MINDofSIN - Student 
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*fart* _______________ Jedi Academy Holocron http://jaholocron.ryanmh.com/ Why should our government send our soldiers to foreign soil to protect freedom of speech, when our freedom of speech is being taking away everyday by the same government. |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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*cough* _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Ruuk Haviser - Retired 
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Damn...no wonder I'm no good when I get online! How the hell can a typical working person compete against you monsters?!? -rh _______________ Back from the dead... |
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Auron - Ex-Student 
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I should print that out, put it on my door, and put... "MISSION STATEMENT" Over it. _______________ -Auron I've got l337 rock-paper-scissor skills, boi! Ok,ok.. Who wants to touch me? |
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student 
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My life consists of...a life...lol. I'm the opposite of that and I'm proud to say it! lol That's why nobody has seen me in the servers. _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Yeah, that's pretty much me... |
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