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Dicemaster - Student  |
So the other day the show choir was practing, and the pit was watching(which includes me). And one of the members was running accross the stage while the girls did a spin, and one of the girls smoked this guy in the balls. He actually kinda rolled off the practice stage and lay wincing in Pain. Hence band director to the rescue. HE told the person to drop on there butt. When they wouldn't do it, just looked at him funny, he did it for them. The pain was almost instantly gone. So the next day we asked him to explain it to us this is his "biological explanation" "so ya got two testicals right?" *puts each hand in circle to represent testical* "and these testicals are connected by a tendon into your abdamin" *keeps one testical hand, simulates tendon with other* "and when you get hit, this tendon tighnens pulling the testicals up into the abdamin" *simulates on hands* "And when you get dropped on the but, it forces this tendon to release, reliving the pain" this is really about horror stories, got any reallllllly bad nut shots? talk about them here. And if you try this one out, let us know if it works! -Dice _______________ Dicemaster |
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Apologetic - Student 
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Kicks billy in the groin  _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u  [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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I'm gonna keep my testicles out of this! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Cheta T. Must - Student 
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LMAO i'll see what i can do. gunna go up to my friend , and kick him in the nuts , but... maybe i thorw sumthing , firt , to distract , and BAM LOL |
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student 
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OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
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Lord Jaws - Student 
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All right, who is going to test this? _______________ One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?! |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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omg dose that is gross... poor guy. i can only start to imagine the absolute horror you would feel at seeing your balls torn to bits. not even gonna mention the pain... i posted this joke in the jokes thread but it belongs in here, so here goes: Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!" The wrestler nodded in agreement. Now, to the match: The American and the Russian circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold! A sigh of disappointment went up from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the ending. Suddenly there was a horrible scream, and a resounding cheer from the crowd. The trainer raised his eye just in time to see the Russian flying up in the air. The Russian's back hit the mat with a thud, and the American weakly collapsed on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match. The trainer was astounded! When he finally got the American wrestler alone, he asks, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!" The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!" _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Dec 01 2003 10:47am. |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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HAHAHA _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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Dicemaster - Student 
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Vasper? did you ask her on a date when you were hurtin, you shoudl have she might have out of sympathy _______________ Dicemaster |
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student 
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Oh yeah, plus the ambaressment of the girl laughing her A$$ off at me. LOL _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
This comment was edited by Vasper Ba'xian on Nov 19 2003 06:12pm. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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LOL@Vasper! I hope you were OK after that. That had to hurt!!! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Sindweller - Ex-Student 
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thats bad....is gonna be very painfull!!!! _______________ with great force comes with great power Do things slowly.you'll get big achievment seek for challenge...move forward abit does'nt hurt that much--advisor |
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student
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LOL. OK Location: South Carolina Activity: Steam pipe work...lol If any of you know what "reaming a pipe" is just skip this part. Reaming a pipe is carving the spiral into the pipe that allows you to screw it into something. The pipe is put into a rotating clamp. The "reamer" is a small coffee cup size fitting the pipe goes into connected to a 3ft handle. So..I'm reaming this pipe when my buddy walks out. He says "Damn! Look behind you!" I look and its a BEAUTIFUL honey walking right past me. Well, as I see this honey, my hands forget to keep ahold of the Reamer. It spins around clockwise which puts it right into my croutch. Not only did I get my balls blasted, but it lefted me up off the ground and threw me to the ground. AAHHHHHHHHH!!!! _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Ugh! I hope everything is OK for him down there. Does he still have everything where it belongs? _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student 
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awwww, /me faints that is sooo damn painful...  |
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Axion - Student 
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ugh wow.. that must have really sucked _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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omg dose im laughing so hard..LOL,, i feel sorry for ur buddy tho _______________ AHH YOU ARE ALL NICE LADS |
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dose - Ex-Student 
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Jesus! That's amazing! (Do not read following if squeemish. I'm warning you now) The absolute worst sack story was in my grade 9 gym class. One guy was butt-sliding across the shower floor and his scrotum got cought on a drain, tearing it open. Me and two of my buddies puked. It was pretty gross. Puke and blood all over the shower floor. _______________ "If you hold back anything, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything , I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to try very hard to stay alive Nick. Now do you understand everything that I have said? Because if you don't, I'll kill you!" |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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ROTFLMAO!!! @ Dice!!! How true!!! I think that farting is the only thing worse! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Dicemaster - Student 
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billy whats wrose is when they itch and your cudding with your G/F that realllllly sucks cuz if you touch them girls get offended and hate it -Dice _______________ Dicemaster |
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bluntaxe - Ex-Student 
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This actually works? ... i'd like to find out, but the only way is through pain and suffering. This comment was edited by bluntaxe on Nov 12 2003 11:41pm. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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Something almost as bad as getting hit in the "family jewels", is when they itch and no matter what you do, you can't scratch it away! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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joca_bt - Student 
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Man that's terrible, one uncle of me don't has a testical. Man that's horrible _______________ - Son to Helen Catherine ;p - Random bash.org quote: X: you know what google earth needs? | Y: More 3D buildings? | X: ion cannon button |
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Feniks - Student 
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11 years old , this guy at school just came up to me and kicked me in the nu*** for no reason whatsoever .... i broke his nose next day _______________ " The acceptance of others is not a guarantee. Like everyone else a Jedi is accepted or not based on his behavior. The Jedi who believes that he is more important then others only demonstrates that his opinion is to be ignored." ~ Jedi Master Dooku on the subject of Arrogance ~ |
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Kueller - Student 
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A friend of mine got really injured when he fell from his horse. Guess where the horses hoove came not fun _______________ Personal sleepness-nights-supporter of Virtue. Owner of the 1000th comment of Daidalus and 1943th comment of Gradius! Owner of the 300th comment of Carda! -Taught Gradius all his laming skills
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Orion - Retired 
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ahh i remeber when i was playing little league baseball when i was younger, it was right before a game, with the pregame warm up drills. I stepped aside to tie my baseball shoes, i though i was a safe distance away, soo wrong, a ball was hit my way i ddint see it, cause i was bent down at the time tying the shoe, then the next thing i know a ball its me right in the groin. fell to the ground like a rock....from that day on i wore a cup.... _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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