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The JA (CORRUPT) police department
Nov 10 2003 05:12pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
Thomasooo
Well here it is! What you all have been waiting for! The Jedi Academy (CORRUPT) police department [JACPD]!!!
The police department's job is to prevent crime within the JA, but not like normal cops do it.

Info:

- WE GLADLY TAKE BRIBES!!!!!
- All arrested people will be placed in JACPD custody, and fed with dust.
- If we suspect that you're up to no good, we will hire assassins from the street to kill you!
- There is no such word as "parole" in our dictionary!


The force:

Thomas Skywalker (chief) :D
Mr. Brown / JamesF1 (deputy)
Cuzza (S.W.A.T. team leader)
Chaos~ (S.W.A.T. team member)
- (leader, economy dept.)
Phantom (prostitution sector)
- (doughnut getter)
El Vee For (doughnut tester)
- (drugs department)
DarthMike (porn confiscator)
Tarpman (assistant porn confiscator :P)
- (alcohol confiscator)
SaZabi (boobs spanker (WTF?! :P))

Please state which position you'd like!
If you have ideas for additional positions, please add them to your post(s)!
The S.W.A.T. team needs members, so sign up if you want to. :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)

This post was edited by Thomasooo on Aug 29 2005 05:01pm.

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Nov 25 2003 04:36pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

*types in RL console: /npc spawn chopper*

There ya go! Now gimme a hug!!!! :D :P
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Nov 25 2003 02:38pm

Marcel Mandarijn
 - Student
 Marcel Mandarijn

ey Thomas, when am i gonna get that chopper :P?

Nov 25 2003 02:13pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Aye, aye, Sir!


*gets a rusty breadknife*



What?

Nov 25 2003 10:40am

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

Aratan, go "interrogate" the leader of those evil dudes we just killed.

Nov 25 2003 09:56am

Odan-Wei Belouve
 - Student
 Odan-Wei Belouve

Axion, I shall name you Tiny-A !!!
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Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy :D - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! :D - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan ;) - [DJ is my beloved wife! :P - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur]
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Nov 25 2003 01:48am

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

little-d!? little-v?! o.O odd?? lol *eats some donuts* *runs around in his doggie suit :D*
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Axion - Yeah.

Nov 24 2003 08:59pm

DarkSider
 - Student
 DarkSider

Isn't it time that we start cleaning up this Academy, for this is our main priority..
Lets arrest someone (no matter if he has commited a crime, we will make everything up anyway...) and let him rott in our cells....hehe
If we are lucky he is even gonna bribe us ....:D
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I know the pieces fit, 'cause i watched them fall away...

Nov 24 2003 04:19pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Santa is evil.

Nov 24 2003 02:57pm

Odan-Wei Belouve
 - Student
 Odan-Wei Belouve

sh!t

Aw come on buddy, my leg...
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Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy :D - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! :D - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan ;) - [DJ is my beloved wife! :P - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur]
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Nov 24 2003 02:53pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

oh right
*drops little-d , older walk urself :P*
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 24 2003 02:47pm

Odan-Wei Belouve
 - Student
 Odan-Wei Belouve

Lamo ?
*slaps gently Tiny-V*
Show some respect, you shot me in the leg, and I'm older than you, remember ?

:P
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Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy :D - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! :D - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan ;) - [DJ is my beloved wife! :P - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur]
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Nov 24 2003 02:41pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

*helps lamo*
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 24 2003 02:39pm

Odan-Wei Belouve
 - Student
 Odan-Wei Belouve

Great, help me standing up Bro :)
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Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy :D - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! :D - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan ;) - [DJ is my beloved wife! :P - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur]
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Nov 24 2003 02:39pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

its a deal :D
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 24 2003 02:30pm

Odan-Wei Belouve
 - Student
 Odan-Wei Belouve

Yeah, I need one too, heal my wound on my leg and lets have a beer, you pay and I don't nothing to the chief, alright ?
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Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy :D - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! :D - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan ;) - [DJ is my beloved wife! :P - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur]
Photoshop works: click here


Nov 24 2003 02:12pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

damn i need a beer this typing is tireing
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 24 2003 02:09pm

Odan-Wei Belouve
 - Student
 Odan-Wei Belouve

Here Buddy, take that blueish pill, you'll see elfs and Santa, I promise... :D
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Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy :D - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! :D - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan ;) - [DJ is my beloved wife! :P - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur]
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Nov 24 2003 02:07pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*life was just destoryed*
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 24 2003 02:07pm

Odan-Wei Belouve
 - Student
 Odan-Wei Belouve

There are no elfs, sorry man..
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Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy :D - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! :D - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan ;) - [DJ is my beloved wife! :P - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur]
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Nov 24 2003 02:06pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

i do!!!!

HE EXSIST DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!! next thing what u will be saying there are no elfs:P
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


This comment was edited by VirusD on Nov 24 2003 02:07pm.

Nov 24 2003 02:05pm

Odan-Wei Belouve
 - Student
 Odan-Wei Belouve

To Jacen, since you're my spam-master, I glady give you the Morphine field.

To Virus, do you still believe in Santa ? :D
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Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy :D - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! :D - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan ;) - [DJ is my beloved wife! :P - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur]
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Nov 24 2003 02:04pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

can i have the weed :D
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 24 2003 02:03pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Odan, I claim the right to be Lord of the Morphine. All other drugs are yours, I just want the morphine. OK? I'll give ya a nice little bonus...

Nov 24 2003 01:55pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

muahah lol . ill say it was ur fault.
*sees how people start shumping from window Oo*|
*hmm should i do?*
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 24 2003 01:54pm

Odan-Wei Belouve
 - Student
 Odan-Wei Belouve

I don't care, I took a shoot of morphine too, I don't feel anything !!!

MUhahahaha !!! And you shot a JAPD member !!! You're wasted man !
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Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy :D - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! :D - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan ;) - [DJ is my beloved wife! :P - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur]
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