| The JA (CORRUPT) police department | |
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Thomasooo - Student  |
Well here it is! What you all have been waiting for! The Jedi Academy (CORRUPT) police department [JACPD]!!! The police department's job is to prevent crime within the JA, but not like normal cops do it. Info: - WE GLADLY TAKE BRIBES!!!!! - All arrested people will be placed in JACPD custody, and fed with dust. - If we suspect that you're up to no good, we will hire assassins from the street to kill you! - There is no such word as "parole" in our dictionary! The force: Thomas Skywalker (chief)  Mr. Brown / JamesF1 (deputy) Cuzza (S.W.A.T. team leader) Chaos~ (S.W.A.T. team member) - (leader, economy dept.) Phantom (prostitution sector) - (doughnut getter) El Vee For (doughnut tester) - (drugs department) DarthMike (porn confiscator) Tarpman (assistant porn confiscator  )- (alcohol confiscator) SaZabi (boobs spanker (WTF?! ))Please state which position you'd like! If you have ideas for additional positions, please add them to your post(s)! The S.W.A.T. team needs members, so sign up if you want to. _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!  This post was edited by Thomasooo on Aug 29 2005 05:01pm. |
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I noticed that a lot of the people on the force are no longer active. Should I remake the roster?
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VirusD - Student 
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hmm nop i fele nothing .... MUST KILL OO . *shoots a bullet to odans leg* _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student 
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Alright then... *injects a MASSIVE amount of morphine to Virus* Here buddy, have some sleep, you look tired suddenly _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan  - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Share, or face the wrath of the accountant! Ph33r! |
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VirusD - Student 
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student 
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Come on Virus, share some, don't be egoistic ! _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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VirusD - Student
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i will never give u my toys _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student
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yeah, use some non-lethal weapons plz. I don't like when my toys are not in good shapes. _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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VirusD - Student
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odan has a point there edit: wait noo keep the good looking 1s with no gun _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. This comment was edited by VirusD on Nov 24 2003 01:15pm. |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student
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Yeah kill'em all! !! No wait! Just keep the chicks alive, for... interrogations !!! _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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Kill 'em all !! |
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VirusD - Student
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM second booom.......  ups _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student
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If the guy is suspected to be involved in some drug and other illegal substances, I will tortu... erm, process him for interrogation. And btw, could you guys bring that load of drugs (yes, the injection devices and all the doses...) to my office, Chief and I are going to get hi... erm, process them ! And Silky, do you mind sending me your new secretary when you're done with her for a 'technical skills' assessment ? _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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Flash - Student 
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Ok, we captured the leader, blow the place up, Virus! Hmmm...now whos the leader of interrogations? |
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Axion - Student 
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taxes? what are taxes?! the JACPD DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS!! *eats a donut* _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Not after I'm done... |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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Jacen you moron, I've paid my taxes. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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Hahahahahahaha!!! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
*tips the IRS off on Silk* Whoops... DS-> Sure, she'll be there once I'm done with all the paperwork. *cough* |
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bluntaxe - Ex-Student 
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I'll join Garos .... then everyone who owns a donut will learn to dread the name of SHAFT muahahahahahah ... ::eats:: ... ahahahahahahahah   |
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Garos - Student 
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So far, the D.O.N.U.T squad consists of Me = Cheif Anakin Solo = member guy person We have HIJACKED a truck of donuts. It was next to one full of illegal drugs and stuff, but you can't really eat injecting needles This comment was edited by Garos on Nov 23 2003 08:25am. |
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VirusD - Student
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/lallalaaaa *plants bomb every were* *ready to push the button* *waits* ............ _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Flash - Student 
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I have to clean? But we're not done with the mission! Ok Virus, set the explosives, but don't blow em up till I tell you too. Axion, come with me, we're going to capture their leader. |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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*grabs Jacen Aratan's mom* I need her for some...ummm...delicate interrogation. Hey, someone hand me my whips! _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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VirusD - Student
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flash lol . damn he has a lot to clean Clean the politcal mess _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. This comment was edited by VirusD on Nov 23 2003 02:15am. |
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Axion - Student 
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lol Flash is. _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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