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The JA (CORRUPT) police department
Nov 10 2003 05:12pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
Thomasooo
Well here it is! What you all have been waiting for! The Jedi Academy (CORRUPT) police department [JACPD]!!!
The police department's job is to prevent crime within the JA, but not like normal cops do it.

Info:

- WE GLADLY TAKE BRIBES!!!!!
- All arrested people will be placed in JACPD custody, and fed with dust.
- If we suspect that you're up to no good, we will hire assassins from the street to kill you!
- There is no such word as "parole" in our dictionary!


The force:

Thomas Skywalker (chief) :D
Mr. Brown / JamesF1 (deputy)
Cuzza (S.W.A.T. team leader)
Chaos~ (S.W.A.T. team member)
- (leader, economy dept.)
Phantom (prostitution sector)
- (doughnut getter)
El Vee For (doughnut tester)
- (drugs department)
DarthMike (porn confiscator)
Tarpman (assistant porn confiscator :P)
- (alcohol confiscator)
SaZabi (boobs spanker (WTF?! :P))

Please state which position you'd like!
If you have ideas for additional positions, please add them to your post(s)!
The S.W.A.T. team needs members, so sign up if you want to. :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)

This post was edited by Thomasooo on Aug 29 2005 05:01pm.

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I noticed that a lot of the people on the force are no longer active. Should I remake the roster?

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Nov 22 2003 09:42pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

whos swat leader ?

*too lazy to look*
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 22 2003 09:42pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

lol good idea you can do it! :P
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Axion - Yeah.

Nov 22 2003 09:40pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

hmmm we need some guy who cleanes up after swat .Like takes care of the bodys :P
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 22 2003 09:21pm

DarkSider
 - Student
 DarkSider

ehm Jacen...
when you are finished with your "interogation", would you mind sending the lady over to my office...
I need her special assistance for a very "sensitive" executive action..
Whatever just send her over....:D
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I know the pieces fit, 'cause i watched them fall away...

Nov 22 2003 08:32pm

Rampage
 - Student
 Rampage

tom, other police, i confiscated a few hundred c00kies, but they dissapeared in sum mystic way, sry.

well, i'm goin to africa to joi...seek and ea...destroy the illegal c00kie cartels there, so long suckers!

Nov 22 2003 08:29pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

*brings a prostitute back to the station for further interrogation*


I love my job.

Nov 22 2003 08:26pm

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

*confiscates more pr0n and distributes it to everyone else*


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|-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005)

Nov 22 2003 08:25pm

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

Garos, can I join the D.O.N.U.T. squad?
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|-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005)

Nov 22 2003 04:57pm

Marcel Mandarijn
 - Student
 Marcel Mandarijn

I want a chopper 2, waaahh !!

Nov 22 2003 04:54pm

Wolfwood
 - Student
 Wolfwood

Hey, can I be hmmm FBI or some sort of secret agent screw up, like owan wilson is in I-Spy? :P
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~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~


Nov 22 2003 04:32pm

DarkSider
 - Student
 DarkSider

weeeeeee, i got a choper , i got a choper.....
*tries to fly a looping*
ooops no loops with helis....
well nevermind just tell me the the exact time for the strike and i'll be there...
Just one question wouldn't it be better to clear the roof with chainguns instead of missiles???
You know missiles tend to explode and we don't want to hurt the leaders before we tor... interogate them....
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I know the pieces fit, 'cause i watched them fall away...

Nov 22 2003 04:12pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

*gives cover with rocket luncher*
*new toys muhahahaha*
*starts shooting*
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 22 2003 02:05pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

Don't worry, I know the secret stashes of the bavarian cream filled donuts!:D
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Nov 22 2003 01:13pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

lol ok flash *gets a AK-47 and a sniper and a beretta, loads 'em puts many various knives in pouches and pockets* :D im ready boss :alliance:
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Axion - Yeah.

Nov 22 2003 12:54pm

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

Here's a mission for the D.O.N.U.T squad:

Wait a minute... I'm the head of the D.O.N.U.T squad, but there are no D.O.N.U.T squad members!:eek:
I need at leats 3 ppl
(You get free donuts:))

Nov 22 2003 12:52pm

xAnAtOs
 - Student

Bah, i want in on this department, you need me, i'm the secret agent for this place :P :D
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Lag Brother to Acey Spadey :empire:
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Nov 22 2003 12:20pm

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

No shooting yet! Okay team, we all know how badly our last mission went. Here's our chance to redeem ourselves. Now, over there there is an enemy fortress. We must invade the fortress and kill all of em! Well, all of them except their leader. KEEP HIM ALIVE FOR QUESTIONING. Alright! Cuzza, you and Darksider take helicopters to the roof. Shoot all people up there with missiles before you land. Then, you will move downwards in the building, and we will hit the enemy from both sides, because me, Axion, and Bail will charge head first into the main entrance at the bottom. Virus, give us cover fire until we make it in. Then, run in and rig the place with explosives, BUT DONT BLOW IT UP UNTIL WE ARE OUT. And Aratan....you can just go get yourself killed.:P

Ready team?

LET'S GO!!!

This comment was edited by Flash on Nov 22 2003 12:21pm.

Nov 22 2003 11:31am

DarkSider
 - Student
 DarkSider

allrighty i'm locked and loaded, when do i have to shoot anyone?????????????????:D
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I know the pieces fit, 'cause i watched them fall away...

Nov 22 2003 01:09am

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

yay silky thanx :D *reads it*
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Axion - Yeah.

Nov 22 2003 12:45am

Trekked
 - Student
 Trekked

Can i be Jailer? :D

here's my policy

If they need anything i tell them not to hesitate to SCREAM

*Hears sombody screaming behind him*

COMMING! he, we are SO busy! :D
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he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody

Nov 22 2003 12:14am

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

*arrest jacen*

reson?

his a noob :P
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 22 2003 12:14am

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

Oh wait, yes I am, I'm just on the list twice:P:)

Nov 22 2003 12:13am

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

ENOUGH PPL!:D

That's definately a police force if I ever have seen one. But I still haven't been put up as the leader of the D.O.N.U.T squad

Nov 21 2003 11:12pm

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

LOL this department is getting big! Just more papers for me to file.

*Grabs porn magazine and puts it behind his papers*

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Nov 21 2003 11:07pm

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

*breaks into Jacen Aratan's house and steals his pr0n, then distributes it to everyone*
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|-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005)

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