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Thomasooo - Student  |
Well here it is! What you all have been waiting for! The Jedi Academy (CORRUPT) police department [JACPD]!!! The police department's job is to prevent crime within the JA, but not like normal cops do it. Info: - WE GLADLY TAKE BRIBES!!!!! - All arrested people will be placed in JACPD custody, and fed with dust. - If we suspect that you're up to no good, we will hire assassins from the street to kill you! - There is no such word as "parole" in our dictionary! The force: Thomas Skywalker (chief)  Mr. Brown / JamesF1 (deputy) Cuzza (S.W.A.T. team leader) Chaos~ (S.W.A.T. team member) - (leader, economy dept.) Phantom (prostitution sector) - (doughnut getter) El Vee For (doughnut tester) - (drugs department) DarthMike (porn confiscator) Tarpman (assistant porn confiscator  )- (alcohol confiscator) SaZabi (boobs spanker (WTF?! ))Please state which position you'd like! If you have ideas for additional positions, please add them to your post(s)! The S.W.A.T. team needs members, so sign up if you want to. _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!  This post was edited by Thomasooo on Aug 29 2005 05:01pm. |
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I noticed that a lot of the people on the force are no longer active. Should I remake the roster?
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DarkSider - Student 
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WEEEEE SWAT MEMBER I will pwn ya all (the bad boys that is.....) Ehm Jacen the prostitution thingy... if ya ever feel, that you have too much "work" with it you know where my office is.... _______________ I know the pieces fit, 'cause i watched them fall away... |
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Axion - Student 
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lol yay for mee hey silk can i ''borrow a few of those'' _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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Ok, ok, Silk! You'll be the porn confiscator (I.O.W.: Bring ALL the pr0n to me! For "processing" that is! ) Darksider: You are now on the S.W.A.T. team! Congrats! You too, Axion! NOTE: WE WILL NOT TAKE ON ANY MORE PEOPLE NOW, BECAUSE WE NEED SOME TO ARREST AS WELL! SO PLEASE DON'T NAG! Feel free to use this thread to have some fun, though! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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*pops porno DVD into player and presses 'play'* _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Arina - Ex-Student 
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hmmm _______________ <Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel "a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight" |
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VirusD - Student 
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/me supports silky 2 _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student 
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/me supports Silky Hey Chief! Let's give Silky more responsibility! Let him become Official Porn Confiscator, and I propose myself to help him out *hands some nicely colored pills to Silky* Here, take some candies buddy _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan  - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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Can I have a promotion? These toilets are spotlessly clean. I was thinking: Official Porn Confiscator. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) This comment was edited by SilkMonkey on Nov 21 2003 03:13pm. |
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VirusD - Student 
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*Eating doughnuts and shooting everything that moves isn't what I would consider hard...* ou yes it is _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Wolfwood - Student 
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Hmm, can I be the Moaning Desk Clerk? _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ This comment was edited by Wolfwood on Nov 21 2003 11:43am. |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student
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Axion: Ask Jacen to make you a check, he's pretty good with fak... Erm, I mean he's managing the payments of the whole JAPD ! _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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Flash - Student 
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Eating doughnuts and shooting everything that moves isn't what I would consider hard... |
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Axion - Student 
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hehe so flash im in your S.W.A.T. team and the donut tester? woah this is hard work i should get a raise _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Flash - Student
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Trekked, have Tom accept you into the force first. |
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Trekked - Student 
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oh what the heck, i'll be a SWAT teammember _______________ he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody |
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Flash - Student
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*Looks around* Hmm, we killed all of em...including the hostage. But hey! We still got one mission objective completed! We stopped the bad guys! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Yeah... right... I showed my badge at the movies, and I got in now: Go see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill BillGo see Kill Bill _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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VirusD - Student
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*cant see * *too much smoke* *starts shooting* *dang..the dead bodys* *radios the chief* *jacen screwed up* *no really* _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
We'll make it. I'm a good friend of the IRS leader... |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student 
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Oh no, not a smoke grenade... now they'll kill everybody, including the hostages... Jacen, you better prepare the printer to create a whole bunch of false checks, we're going to be sued for that ! _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here This comment was edited by Odan-Wei Belouve on Nov 20 2003 03:44pm. |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
*throws in a smokegrenade* Ummm.... wasn't the president allergic to that kind of smoke? Oh well, I'll just write him a false check. |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student
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*Radio message to ViRuS* HEy stop shooting everyone, keep one alive, I repeat, keep one of them alive ! We need a suspect for further tort... interrogation !!! _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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VirusD - Student
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*runs into warehouse* *shoots**shoots* : dang there went a hostage _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student
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*radio message to Flash* Be sure to investigate for the presence of illegal substances, it might lead to a drug cartel based in this country... Keep one prisoner if possible for further tort... erm interrogation I mean _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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Flash - Student 
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/me picks.....AXION! Darksider, join the Squad first, then you can join my S.W.A.T. Team. OK guys, our first mission is upon us. The president of some random country is being held hostage. We have to raid that warehouse over there and kill everyone in it! (Except the hostage, of course). All ready? Good! Move! Move! MOVE!!! *Runs into the building with guns blazing* |
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