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The JA (CORRUPT) police department
Nov 10 2003 05:12pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
Thomasooo
Well here it is! What you all have been waiting for! The Jedi Academy (CORRUPT) police department [JACPD]!!!
The police department's job is to prevent crime within the JA, but not like normal cops do it.

Info:

- WE GLADLY TAKE BRIBES!!!!!
- All arrested people will be placed in JACPD custody, and fed with dust.
- If we suspect that you're up to no good, we will hire assassins from the street to kill you!
- There is no such word as "parole" in our dictionary!


The force:

Thomas Skywalker (chief) :D
Mr. Brown / JamesF1 (deputy)
Cuzza (S.W.A.T. team leader)
Chaos~ (S.W.A.T. team member)
- (leader, economy dept.)
Phantom (prostitution sector)
- (doughnut getter)
El Vee For (doughnut tester)
- (drugs department)
DarthMike (porn confiscator)
Tarpman (assistant porn confiscator :P)
- (alcohol confiscator)
SaZabi (boobs spanker (WTF?! :P))

Please state which position you'd like!
If you have ideas for additional positions, please add them to your post(s)!
The S.W.A.T. team needs members, so sign up if you want to. :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)

This post was edited by Thomasooo on Aug 29 2005 05:01pm.

Poll
I noticed that a lot of the people on the force are no longer active. Should I remake the roster?

vote results

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Nov 20 2003 09:24am

Odan-Wei Belouve
 - Student
 Odan-Wei Belouve

Does he have any drugs with him Rei ?

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Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy :D - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! :D - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan ;) - [DJ is my beloved wife! :P - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur]
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Nov 20 2003 09:08am

Rei D'Kana
 - Ex-Student

Alright, that does it for you

*cuffs D@rth*

you are going to be spending some time in the prison mister!

Nov 20 2003 05:38am

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

Put my job as paper filer.
*Lights the fileling cabnets on fire*
HAHAHAHAHA!
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Nov 19 2003 11:04pm

Padawan On A Stick
 - Student
 Padawan On A Stick

lol, letgs hope it's beer... if it's warm and too yellowish... DON"T BLAME ME!!!(scene from DUMB and DUMBER and still laughs at the stupid cop)
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Nov 19 2003 09:10pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

Won't you people be needing someone too do the autopsions?:p
Too check if the confiscated beer is really beer, and not something else :D

I'll do about a thousand different tests :D
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Nov 19 2003 09:02pm

Trekked
 - Student
 Trekked

*starts to roll on the floor laughing his head off*

:D recently my Big bro got Jedi Academy for his Birthday :)

this "Police Force" is no match for Trekker, he has been practicing with a LIGHTSTAFF!
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Nov 19 2003 09:02pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

lol Flash me me!! PICK MEEEEEEEEEEE! :D *gives flash and jacen a donut* :P
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Axion - Yeah.

Nov 19 2003 09:01pm

DarkSider
 - Student
 DarkSider

Just noticed that you don't take more team members never mind, but if you ever need an assasin you know who you have to ask for....:D
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I know the pieces fit, 'cause i watched them fall away...

Nov 19 2003 08:59pm

CuZzA
 - Student
 CuZzA

W00T! SWAT TEAM MEMBER!!!

OWNAGE!
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- Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world

Nov 19 2003 08:56pm

DarkSider
 - Student
 DarkSider

Me, me, me, me, me
where do i have to sign up???
how many guns do i get???????
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I know the pieces fit, 'cause i watched them fall away...

Nov 19 2003 08:08pm

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

I'll need at least two more members for my S.W.A.T. Team. Who's it going to be?

I choose Aratan and whoever else wants to join!:D

Nov 19 2003 06:08pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

May I be the head of the prostitution unit as well? Y'know...... anti-prostitution..... *cough*

Nov 19 2003 05:45pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Hehehehe! You just never run out of ideas, do you?! :P
But seriously...I've said it before in this thread that I won't put more people on the list now..But feel free to ask for some drugs and alcohol and women! :P
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Nov 19 2003 05:42pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

LOL! Then I'll trade him some of the drugs for alcohol!
:)

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Nov 19 2003 05:41pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

LOL! I seriously don't think JJ has any problems getting rid of the alcohol! :P
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Nov 19 2003 05:40pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

Ya know, I think I wanna be JJ's assistant too! I need to help him get rid of all that alcohol he confiscates!
:)

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Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment |
Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss
JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend
Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE!


Nov 19 2003 04:35pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Ahhh! Once again the younger ones outsmart me! :)




It really really sucks being outsmarted by younger people... :( Jacen! Get dumber!!! :P
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Nov 19 2003 03:39pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Tom, I meant, I remove a 0 from the official version, so they think you'll get 10 times less than you actually get. ;)

Nov 19 2003 03:37pm

Odan-Wei Belouve
 - Student
 Odan-Wei Belouve

*bump*

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Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy :D - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! :D - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan ;) - [DJ is my beloved wife! :P - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur]
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Nov 19 2003 06:05am

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

lmao axion!! :D
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Nov 19 2003 01:39am

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

*throws a donut at death* SHUT UP lol *takes the donut he threw at him and eats it* :P
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Axion - Yeah.

Nov 19 2003 01:06am

Stimpski
 - Student
 Stimpski

aww.. but dont you need like a forensic scientist? :)
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Nov 18 2003 04:52pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

LoL Ok, Cuzza can join! But that's the last of em! :D

EDIT: Jacen! Don't you mess with my paycheck! (I mean, feel free to ADD 0's) Silk still needs an assistant you know! :P
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


This comment was edited by Thomasooo on Nov 18 2003 04:54pm.

Nov 18 2003 04:08pm

Fate
 - Student
 Fate

OMFG.... I'm gone a week and the post goes from 2 posts to 118 lol
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I must not fear . Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear . I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Gom gom gom gom gom!


Nov 18 2003 02:35pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

I just found out you've been talking about me behind my back...


*gives Cuzza and Virus false checks at payday*

*removes a 0 from the official version of Tom's income*

Yay for tax fraud! :D

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