| The JA (CORRUPT) police department | |
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Thomasooo - Student  |
Well here it is! What you all have been waiting for! The Jedi Academy (CORRUPT) police department [JACPD]!!! The police department's job is to prevent crime within the JA, but not like normal cops do it. Info: - WE GLADLY TAKE BRIBES!!!!! - All arrested people will be placed in JACPD custody, and fed with dust. - If we suspect that you're up to no good, we will hire assassins from the street to kill you! - There is no such word as "parole" in our dictionary! The force: Thomas Skywalker (chief)  Mr. Brown / JamesF1 (deputy) Cuzza (S.W.A.T. team leader) Chaos~ (S.W.A.T. team member) - (leader, economy dept.) Phantom (prostitution sector) - (doughnut getter) El Vee For (doughnut tester) - (drugs department) DarthMike (porn confiscator) Tarpman (assistant porn confiscator  )- (alcohol confiscator) SaZabi (boobs spanker (WTF?! ))Please state which position you'd like! If you have ideas for additional positions, please add them to your post(s)! The S.W.A.T. team needs members, so sign up if you want to. _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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I noticed that a lot of the people on the force are no longer active. Should I remake the roster?
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VirusD - Student 
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*cant see * *too much smoke* *starts shooting* *dang..the dead bodys* *radios the chief* *jacen screwed up* *no really* _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
We'll make it. I'm a good friend of the IRS leader... |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student 
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Oh no, not a smoke grenade... now they'll kill everybody, including the hostages... Jacen, you better prepare the printer to create a whole bunch of false checks, we're going to be sued for that ! _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan  - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here This comment was edited by Odan-Wei Belouve on Nov 20 2003 03:44pm. |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
*throws in a smokegrenade* Ummm.... wasn't the president allergic to that kind of smoke? Oh well, I'll just write him a false check. |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student
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*Radio message to ViRuS* HEy stop shooting everyone, keep one alive, I repeat, keep one of them alive ! We need a suspect for further tort... interrogation !!! _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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VirusD - Student 
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*runs into warehouse* *shoots**shoots* : dang there went a hostage _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student
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*radio message to Flash* Be sure to investigate for the presence of illegal substances, it might lead to a drug cartel based in this country... Keep one prisoner if possible for further tort... erm interrogation I mean _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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Flash - Student 
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/me picks.....AXION! Darksider, join the Squad first, then you can join my S.W.A.T. Team. OK guys, our first mission is upon us. The president of some random country is being held hostage. We have to raid that warehouse over there and kill everyone in it! (Except the hostage, of course). All ready? Good! Move! Move! MOVE!!! *Runs into the building with guns blazing* |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student
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Does he have any drugs with him Rei ? _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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Rei D'Kana - Ex-Student |
Alright, that does it for you *cuffs D@rth* you are going to be spending some time in the prison mister! |
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Ashyr - Student 
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Put my job as paper filer. *Lights the fileling cabnets on fire* HAHAHAHAHA! _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Padawan On A Stick - Student 
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lol, letgs hope it's beer... if it's warm and too yellowish... DON"T BLAME ME!!!(scene from DUMB and DUMBER and still laughs at the stupid cop) _______________ When you are told something for years, you learn to accept it. But, after the truth is revealed, you feel conufusion, isolation, and depression. Then you ask, where do I belong? I'm searching for that answer. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Won't you people be needing someone too do the autopsions?:p Too check if the confiscated beer is really beer, and not something else I'll do about a thousand different tests _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here. |
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Trekked - Student 
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*starts to roll on the floor laughing his head off* recently my Big bro got Jedi Academy for his Birthday this "Police Force" is no match for Trekker, he has been practicing with a LIGHTSTAFF! _______________ he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody |
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Axion - Student 
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lol Flash me me!! PICK MEEEEEEEEEEE! *gives flash and jacen a donut* _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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DarkSider - Student 
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Just noticed that you don't take more team members never mind, but if you ever need an assasin you know who you have to ask for.... _______________ I know the pieces fit, 'cause i watched them fall away... |
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CuZzA - Student 
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W00T! SWAT TEAM MEMBER!!! OWNAGE! _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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DarkSider - Student
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Me, me, me, me, me where do i have to sign up??? how many guns do i get??????? _______________ I know the pieces fit, 'cause i watched them fall away... |
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Flash - Student 
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I'll need at least two more members for my S.W.A.T. Team. Who's it going to be? I choose Aratan and whoever else wants to join! |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
May I be the head of the prostitution unit as well? Y'know...... anti-prostitution..... *cough* |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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Hehehehe! You just never run out of ideas, do you?! But seriously...I've said it before in this thread that I won't put more people on the list now..But feel free to ask for some drugs and alcohol and women! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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LOL! Then I'll trade him some of the drugs for alcohol! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Thomasooo - Student
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LOL! I seriously don't think JJ has any problems getting rid of the alcohol! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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Ya know, I think I wanna be JJ's assistant too! I need to help him get rid of all that alcohol he confiscates! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Thomasooo - Student
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Ahhh! Once again the younger ones outsmart me! It really really sucks being outsmarted by younger people...  Jacen! Get dumber!!! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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