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Thomasooo - Student  |
Well here it is! What you all have been waiting for! The Jedi Academy (CORRUPT) police department [JACPD]!!! The police department's job is to prevent crime within the JA, but not like normal cops do it. Info: - WE GLADLY TAKE BRIBES!!!!! - All arrested people will be placed in JACPD custody, and fed with dust. - If we suspect that you're up to no good, we will hire assassins from the street to kill you! - There is no such word as "parole" in our dictionary! The force: Thomas Skywalker (chief)  Mr. Brown / JamesF1 (deputy) Cuzza (S.W.A.T. team leader) Chaos~ (S.W.A.T. team member) - (leader, economy dept.) Phantom (prostitution sector) - (doughnut getter) El Vee For (doughnut tester) - (drugs department) DarthMike (porn confiscator) Tarpman (assistant porn confiscator  )- (alcohol confiscator) SaZabi (boobs spanker (WTF?! ))Please state which position you'd like! If you have ideas for additional positions, please add them to your post(s)! The S.W.A.T. team needs members, so sign up if you want to. _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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I noticed that a lot of the people on the force are no longer active. Should I remake the roster?
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Tom, I meant, I remove a 0 from the official version, so they think you'll get 10 times less than you actually get.  |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student 
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*bump* _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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lmao axion!! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Axion - Student 
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*throws a donut at death* SHUT UP lol *takes the donut he threw at him and eats it* _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Stimpski - Student 
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aww.. but dont you need like a forensic scientist? _______________ Stimpski (formerly known as DeathScythe many, many moons ago.) JA Forum ID - 3988 <insert generic &/OR witty tagline here> |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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LoL Ok, Cuzza can join! But that's the last of em! EDIT: Jacen! Don't you mess with my paycheck! (I mean, feel free to ADD 0's) Silk still needs an assistant you know! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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Fate - Student 
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OMFG.... I'm gone a week and the post goes from 2 posts to 118 lol _______________ I must not fear . Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear . I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Gom gom gom gom gom! |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
I just found out you've been talking about me behind my back... *gives Cuzza and Virus false checks at payday* *removes a 0 from the official version of Tom's income* Yay for tax fraud! |
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Flash - Student 
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Let Cuzza join, he can be part of my S.W.A.T. Team. |
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VirusD - Student 
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*info: during the raid of jacens home we found some drugs.So we had to call fat female doctor to search him .During that we found letter Jacen Letter: I gave 30 000$ to 1 of the knights thats why i passed the test for knighthoodi . this proves jacens still a noob This letter will be burned for 100 000$ @jacen _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. This comment was edited by VirusD on Nov 18 2003 08:22am. |
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Padawan On A Stick - Student 
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yo I'll give you $1,000 each if you kill each other by next month _______________ When you are told something for years, you learn to accept it. But, after the truth is revealed, you feel conufusion, isolation, and depression. Then you ask, where do I belong? I'm searching for that answer. |
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Thomasooo - Student
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Hey! You cannot kill Aratan! Our entire economy depends on him, n00b n00b or not!!  Don't upset me again, Cuzza! Or I'll might as well demote you to be Silk's assistant! And that is NOT a job you want!As for Furious! Aren't I your sister??? o_O _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student 
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Heya Billy, we can't be too many to get rid of the drugs, our Chief is working *very* hard in this field But if he agrees, welcome aboard _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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CuZzA - Student 
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*kills aratan* any spaces? lol! _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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Behold! THE JA Brand "Corruption" Nightstick!!! Guaranteed to allow for reduction of effort in brutalizing suspects. Statistics show: Effort in brutalization drops 34.7% "Man, I used to only be able to brutalize three, maybe four suspects a day before my shoulders got tired, but now I can just keep on brutalizing! Yeeeee-haww!!!" ~Requested only to be referred to as M.Doobie, no wait, Massa D. Yeah. This sleek, collapsable steel nightstick provides solid brutalizing power, but the concealability to keep you from getting caught. Studies show that 4 out of 5 users do NOT get caught (Silly SilkMonkey, now you know why he cleans the prison toilets.) Buy a "Corruption" brand nightstick today!!! Operators are standing by....er, SITTING by....er....LAYING IN THEIR OWN DONUT DROOL by!!! _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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I'd also like to be Odan-Wei's assistant. He'll need some help getting rid of the drugs he confiscates. I'm just the man for the job!!! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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VirusD - Student 
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*calls SWAT members to raid jacens home* so can we raid his home? _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student 
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/me arrests lotsa donuts and puts them in a special cell (my office ) This comment was edited by Marcel Mandarijn on Nov 17 2003 01:38pm. |
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Rosie - Student 
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Hahahaha I can be the assasin that u hire I'm very good at being discrete..ooya and very evil btw |
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Furi0us - Student 
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Surely my very OWN brother would put me near thr top of that list as SWAT *me offers many great gifts* _______________ You are not your f***ing system specs. You are not your uptime stats, your script file, or your oversized desktop screencap. You are not your broadband connection. You are not your f***ing post count. |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student
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Hehe, sorry chief, I had a long and intense week-end so I couldn't reply earlier... Here are 5 hookers for ya *pushes the girls in front of him* To Bail, I'll gladly take you as my assistant to enforce the law on drugs in the JA and especially because you are such a modest person  Odan-Wei _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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VirusD - Student
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SWAT! Special Weapons And Tactics OWNE U ALL _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Ulic Belouve - Student
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As head of Un-Relations (Not UN/United Nations relations), I need to clarify to the public here: Killing is not illegal. Gettting CAUGHT killing is illegal. So we're not doing anything illegal because we haven't been caught. And, while on the aspect of being caught, and beatings.... Advertisement time!!!! Behold! THE JA Brand "Corruption" Nightstick!!! Guaranteed to allow for reduction of effort in brutalizing suspects. Statistics show: Effort in brutalization drops 34.7% "Man, I used to only be able to brutalize three, maybe four suspects a day before my shoulders got tired, but now I can just keep on brutalizing! Yeeeee-haww!!!" ~Requested only to be referred to as M.Doobie, no wait, Massa D. Yeah. This sleek, collapsable steel nightstick provides solid brutalizing power, but the concealability to keep you from getting caught. Studies show that 4 out of 5 users do NOT get caught (Silly SilkMonkey, now you know why he cleans the prison toilets.) Buy a "Corruption" brand nightstick today!!! Operators are standing by....er, SITTING by....er....LAYING IN THEIR OWN DONUT DROOL by!!! _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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CuZzA - Student
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lol thomas...yup..stupid you _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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HEhe noted STUPID ME! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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