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The JA (CORRUPT) police department
Nov 10 2003 05:12pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
Thomasooo
Well here it is! What you all have been waiting for! The Jedi Academy (CORRUPT) police department [JACPD]!!!
The police department's job is to prevent crime within the JA, but not like normal cops do it.

Info:

- WE GLADLY TAKE BRIBES!!!!!
- All arrested people will be placed in JACPD custody, and fed with dust.
- If we suspect that you're up to no good, we will hire assassins from the street to kill you!
- There is no such word as "parole" in our dictionary!


The force:

Thomas Skywalker (chief) :D
Mr. Brown / JamesF1 (deputy)
Cuzza (S.W.A.T. team leader)
Chaos~ (S.W.A.T. team member)
- (leader, economy dept.)
Phantom (prostitution sector)
- (doughnut getter)
El Vee For (doughnut tester)
- (drugs department)
DarthMike (porn confiscator)
Tarpman (assistant porn confiscator :P)
- (alcohol confiscator)
SaZabi (boobs spanker (WTF?! :P))

Please state which position you'd like!
If you have ideas for additional positions, please add them to your post(s)!
The S.W.A.T. team needs members, so sign up if you want to. :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)

This post was edited by Thomasooo on Aug 29 2005 05:01pm.

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I noticed that a lot of the people on the force are no longer active. Should I remake the roster?

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Nov 16 2003 04:19pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

Very well :D
Just like to comment that my name is on the roster twice, once as Bail Hope Belouve, and the other time as Bail, under S.W.A.T.
:)
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Quote:
I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

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Nov 16 2003 03:53pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Very well:

Ulic: You are now head of UN relations!
Bail: Your job is to make sure the S.W.A.T.'s are keeping the corruptness up! :D
ViRuS: Also a S.W.A.T. member!
The King: You are our new alcohol confiscator! (bring me the booze ;))
Garos: You're head of the D.O.N.U.T. squad!

Rei: Take a couple of days off. I'm sorry about your sister leaving. :(

We won't be taking on any more people now...
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


This comment was edited by Thomasooo on Nov 16 2003 03:54pm.

Nov 16 2003 03:36pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

lol.. :D *arrests DeathScythe for being a nerd and knocks him out and throws him in a cell with a big white man by the name of bubba* :P
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Axion - Yeah.

Nov 16 2003 03:34pm

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

Hey! Killing is illegal!

/me arrests Axion

Wait...you're in the force

/me lets Axion go and gives him a doughnut

Nov 16 2003 03:14pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

hah.. :P lol you missed me *takes out a collapsable sniper rifle and gets virus rite in the head* :P :D
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Axion - Yeah.

Nov 16 2003 02:55pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

*shoots all who in way*

have a nice day :D
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 16 2003 02:35pm

SS/ph00d
 - Student
 SS/ph00d

LOL Thomas rofl :D
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-ShadowSith: CTF/gunner specialist.

Nov 16 2003 12:17pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

*throws a donut at flash* *takes out a stick and breaks it over zoro's head then walks off with a donut* :)
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Axion - Yeah.

Nov 16 2003 12:01pm

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

/me arrests Zoro and throws him in a cell.

/me laughs at Zoro while prodding him with a dagger.

Nov 16 2003 08:25am

Zoro Kakashi
 - Ex-Student
 Zoro Kakashi

JACPD? Fear Zoro's Hyper SAber barrier style!!!:D
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"When did Noah built the Arc, before the rain, before the rain."

Nov 16 2003 02:29am

SirBizNatch
 - Student
 SirBizNatch

so the force is complete now? go start arresting stuff, and torturing prisoners. :)
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Personal body guard to teh 1337 Jacen Aratan!

Midbie Council Memeber||Member of the Almighty FiZZsters


Nov 16 2003 02:27am

SirBizNatch
 - Student
 SirBizNatch

i dont have to be with the police, i can just be one o' those assasins.

*assasinates something*
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Personal body guard to teh 1337 Jacen Aratan!

Midbie Council Memeber||Member of the Almighty FiZZsters


Nov 16 2003 02:19am

 
 - Student

I wanna be the alcohol confescator!

Nov 16 2003 01:29am

xAnAtOs
 - Student

I'd like to enroll to be the Taste Tester :D
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Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade :alliance:
Lag Brother to Acey Spadey :empire:
Jools is my best friend. :D
<Henkes> nebody feeling like abusing me with a lightsaber?|+Smilykrazy grabs Gradius, beats the living CRAP out of him, then throws him into a huge vat of ACID


Nov 16 2003 01:21am

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

Remember; the force is limited to 19 ppl (one more ehehehehehhhhh)
Bcos we don't want to be so overcrowded as to having no point of the JA police department.

I'm gonna be head of the D.O.N.U.T squad

I don't know what that stands for right now

Nov 15 2003 11:02pm

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

Ok, Rei.

/me enlists Rei in the S.W.A.T. team.

EDIT: Wait....Sharwyn left?:confused:

This comment was edited by Flash on Nov 15 2003 11:05pm.

Nov 15 2003 10:53pm

Rei D'Kana
 - Ex-Student

Can I get some relief boss? my sister just permanently left :(

Nov 15 2003 10:44pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

LOL... *URP* *takes out a silenced colt-45* what was that? im worthless? *bang bang*
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Axion - Yeah.

Nov 15 2003 10:33pm

Dicemaster
 - Student
 Dicemaster

/me goes to shooting range with his new weaponry donated by flash, and kills all the S.W.A.T. members he gave me ......YOU GUYS ARE ALL WORTHLESS thats ok i'm now a one man rambo!!!
w00t
-Dice
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Dicemaster

Nov 15 2003 10:20pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

ok boys settle down.. go to dunkin donuts and get a dozen.. i need to test one after im the donut tester.. *goes to the shooting range with a AK-47* :D get me some bad prisoners! :D
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Axion - Yeah.

Nov 15 2003 10:12pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

Allright:D
Part of the S.W.A.T. team now
We rule!!!
*the croud starts their favorite chant. Should I turn off my pc? I just can't!*
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Visit the Belouve Family Website!
Quote:
I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


Nov 15 2003 10:11pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

lol *takes a few of the swat members to make them get some krispy cream donuts* :P
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Axion - Yeah.

Nov 15 2003 10:05pm

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

If Thomas lets you in, I'm adding you to my S.W.A.T. team, no objections!:P

Nov 15 2003 09:47pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

can i join police :P would be a change if i can but people in jail not being there :D
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 15 2003 09:25pm

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

/me adds Bail to the list of S.W.A.T. Team Members. Thanks for joining!:D

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