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Thomasooo - Student  |
Well here it is! What you all have been waiting for! The Jedi Academy (CORRUPT) police department [JACPD]!!! The police department's job is to prevent crime within the JA, but not like normal cops do it. Info: - WE GLADLY TAKE BRIBES!!!!! - All arrested people will be placed in JACPD custody, and fed with dust. - If we suspect that you're up to no good, we will hire assassins from the street to kill you! - There is no such word as "parole" in our dictionary! The force: Thomas Skywalker (chief)  Mr. Brown / JamesF1 (deputy) Cuzza (S.W.A.T. team leader) Chaos~ (S.W.A.T. team member) - (leader, economy dept.) Phantom (prostitution sector) - (doughnut getter) El Vee For (doughnut tester) - (drugs department) DarthMike (porn confiscator) Tarpman (assistant porn confiscator  )- (alcohol confiscator) SaZabi (boobs spanker (WTF?! ))Please state which position you'd like! If you have ideas for additional positions, please add them to your post(s)! The S.W.A.T. team needs members, so sign up if you want to. _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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I noticed that a lot of the people on the force are no longer active. Should I remake the roster?
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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So, almost everyone has a title in the list what title do I get? I know The "Bailer" _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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Hey, can I be public UN-relations? You know, the PR guy that simply makes stupid sound bytes? "Cops don't brutalize suspects. Cops with our own brand of big-ass nightsticks brutalize suspects." Behold! THE JA Brand "Corruption" Nightstick!!! Guaranteed to allow for reduction of effort in brutalizing suspects. Statistics show: Effort in brutalization drops 34.7% "Man, I used to only be able to brutalize 3, maybe four suspects a day before my shoulders got tired, but now I can just keep on brutalizing! Yeeeee-haww!!!" ~Requested only to be referred to as M.Doobie, no wait, Massa D. Yeah. _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. This comment was edited by Ulic Belouve on Nov 15 2003 08:50pm. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Black uniforms? Well... I hope there aren't any racists in here _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Flash - Student 
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/me gives Dice some worthless men that he doesnt mind losing in battle. Oh ya, and here's a few machine guns, helicopters armed with missile launchers, and a couple tanks outfitted with all the latest in weapons technology. Have fun! /me calls in another S.W.A.T. Team to go after Jacen Aratan. Just kidding, Jace.  BTW, which of you lucky weirdos wants to join my S.W.A.T. Team? You get free black uniforms! This comment was edited by Flash on Nov 15 2003 07:45pm. |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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/me dumps another pile of paper on DarkSith's desk! Hey, just throw em out the window and let some homeless guy use them as shelter! Dice: just ask Flash to give you a couple of his men. He's the S.W.A.T. leader, remember?  I'll be down at the shooting range if you need me! Time to test that new rocket launcher....on some of our more "unruly" prisoners! *evil laugh* _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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Ashyr - Student 
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more papers.................... _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Rei D'Kana - Ex-Student |
Hmm, I think that can be aranged, but youll have to wait for the Big boss chief to give the go code for that |
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Dicemaster - Student 
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um....chief sir this doghnut getting business is getting pretty dangerous. I think i need my own S.W.A.T. team to back me up, and lots of heavy machinery, theres some *cencored* ppl that are not letting me get the doghnuts -Dice _______________ Dicemaster |
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Axion - Student 
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LOL *urp* hey make sure you put all the guys in the cell with bubba ok.. only 1 donut *grabs a donut and some coffee* _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Ashyr - Student
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*looks at the pile of paperwork* Damnit, why do I always have to do all these???!!! *marks "Guilty to Prison" on all.* THERE! _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Thomasooo - Student
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Heya, Axion! You are only supposed to test 1 (ONE, UNO, ÉN, EIN) donut!!!!!!!  _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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Axion - Student 
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*takes all donuts* I MUST EAT THEM ALL TO SEE IF THEY ARE SAFE! *eats them all, huge belch* they're safe.. (rest JAPD HEY WHERE ARE THEY?!) look closely ,I left the holes _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Well then Odan-Wei, you'll just have to take me as your apprentice So you can teach me anything about recognizing the taste of donuts teach me!! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Thomasooo - Student 
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Very well, Aratan! You handle the economy! Axion: Congrats on the job as our new donut tester (you have no real authority, but I will provide you with any heavy arms you wish for)! Flash: The S.W.A.T. team leader position......is yours! Go gather up a nice team there, buddy! SilkMonkey: I have decided to buy you a toothbrush that makes a "click" sound when you are too rough on the toilets! You may now stop using the toothbrush you use on your teeth! As for Odan: Get me a hooker! NOW! And give me that white gold!!! You can have some too... _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
May I take care of the economy department, Tom? |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student 
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Nah Bail, I am the Drug Department leader, it's my job to process them _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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*sees white sugar on donuts* Watch out! I'll eat it, just to be safe _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student
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/me seizes all the donuts still available for 'drug investigation and processing' Mr JAPD Chief, I need your help for processing those _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student 
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ok, ur first assignment: get Raven to release their JK:JA source code |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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*threatens to dump Thomas if he doesn't get a raise, or at least get a toothbrush to use for work. * Hey can I be the Corrupt Police Interrogator? I can be very convincing to people if they know something we want/need to know/feel like knowing. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Ashyr - Student 
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*starts eating all the donuts while no one's looking* *everyone sees the donuts are gone* "ummmm uh, Silk did it!" "Sentence him more!" _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Axion - Student
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lol! i wanna join!! ill be the donut tester _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Rei D'Kana - Ex-Student |
/me hugs the chief yay im second in command m000h000 |
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Flash - Student
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/me slips Thomas some money and lots of doughnuts. Come on, let me be SWAT Team Leader! |
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Rampage - Student 
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i made a mix of coke, c00kies and donuts....i call it: cok0nuts! |
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