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Thomasooo - Student  |
Well here it is! What you all have been waiting for! The Jedi Academy (CORRUPT) police department [JACPD]!!! The police department's job is to prevent crime within the JA, but not like normal cops do it. Info: - WE GLADLY TAKE BRIBES!!!!! - All arrested people will be placed in JACPD custody, and fed with dust. - If we suspect that you're up to no good, we will hire assassins from the street to kill you! - There is no such word as "parole" in our dictionary! The force: Thomas Skywalker (chief)  Mr. Brown / JamesF1 (deputy) Cuzza (S.W.A.T. team leader) Chaos~ (S.W.A.T. team member) - (leader, economy dept.) Phantom (prostitution sector) - (doughnut getter) El Vee For (doughnut tester) - (drugs department) DarthMike (porn confiscator) Tarpman (assistant porn confiscator  )- (alcohol confiscator) SaZabi (boobs spanker (WTF?! ))Please state which position you'd like! If you have ideas for additional positions, please add them to your post(s)! The S.W.A.T. team needs members, so sign up if you want to. _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!  This post was edited by Thomasooo on Aug 29 2005 05:01pm. |
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I noticed that a lot of the people on the force are no longer active. Should I remake the roster?
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Rampage - Student 
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thx tom |
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student 
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/me provides Thomas "Tha Chief" Skywalker with hugs btw, it's palantír, not palantir |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Just so ya know, I'm a THC specialist. So any marijuana you find, I know how to take care of it. If anyone wants to help me with that, I'll certainly pass you the doobie....ummm....I mean let you help me get rid of it. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student 
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Dear JAPD chief, No problem to give you the drugs for processing, but you will need for sure my technical skills for this  Odan-Wei _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan  - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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Of course! You are now the official c00keh monster! Congrats! Btw: Go to the crimelab, get familiar with the stuff there, then try and make some sort of....donut-c00keh jibberish!  _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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Rampage - Student 
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can i join? i wanna be the JACPD bum.... Edit: or mabye a c00kie monsteR? Edit: mabye i can.....like......take in illegal c00kies (too big, too small, too good, etc.) This comment was edited by Rampage on Nov 13 2003 05:11pm. |
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Thomasooo - Student
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OMG this thing is actually quite popular ^_^ *Takes DarkSith's money.* *hires Silk and gives him the position of prison cell toilet cleaner (bring your toothbrush to work, buddy )*Odan: All the drugs that you confiscate, must be given to the chief (ME ) for....processing...! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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*handcuffs R'ei to a metal pole* Mwhahahaahah *flips on the COPS theme and begins to brutalise Jacen Aratan for no reason* _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Rei D'Kana - Ex-Student |
OMG silkmonkey. You cant overtrow him, ill arrest you just for that thought! *Cuffs Silk* *Throws him in the prison* |
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student
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cmon, put me in the list |
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Ashyr - Student 
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ok..... maybe an extra 5 on there too.............. _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones
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Can I join? I'll overthrow Thomas to become the new corrupt police chief. Me:"I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters." Some person:"I'm pretty sure there is." *looks law up* Me:"Well, shoot my knee and call me shirley. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for gambling purposes." _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) This comment was edited by SilkMonkey on Nov 13 2003 05:12am. |
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Ashyr - Student
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okokokokokokok! I wanna join! There might be a fresh, crisp, 20 in it for ya! _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Flash - Student 
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*Takes the doughnut* That's right: D-O-U-G-H-N-U-T. You guys are all spelling it like Dunkin Donuts. BTW, can I be the swat team leader? |
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Flash - Student 
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*Takes the doughnut* That's right: D-O-U-G-H-N-U-T. You guys are all spelling it like Dunkin Donuts. |
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bluntaxe - Ex-Student 
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Can I join? That'll mean that you have two shafts in the force and that'll be just kew'll. (slides a donut offering to Thomas Skywalker) |
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Dicemaster - Student 
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can i be head donut getter person???????? PLEASE I WANNA BE THE DONUT MAN!!!!!!!! _______________ Dicemaster |
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Rei D'Kana - Ex-Student |
BTW, we should just make it JAPD looks much cooler we should hush about the corrupt part, only a selective few must know about that |
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Rei D'Kana - Ex-Student |
DONUT!!! mmm Donuts. eer .........I mean Yes, Reporting for duty sir Id like to apply as the hmmm, right hand of the chief?? otherwise ill be hmm Inspector This comment was edited by Rei D'Kana on Nov 12 2003 06:56pm. |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student
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I'd like to apply as a Anti-Drug Enforcer Doing drugs while playing JK2/3 is forbidden ! _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student 
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lollol |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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Of course you can join, MP!!! Billy, your job will be to wipe Aratan's butt, kiss up to me, take bullets for him, be our piñata etc, etc. _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student
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I wanna join! I wanna join! |
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Thomasooo - Student
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Sure! You're both in! Have a donut! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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I wanna be Jacen Aratan's assistant! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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