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The Chicken or the Egg?
Dec 18 2003 08:06pm

CuZzA
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CuZzA
What came first? the Chicken or the Egg?
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What came first? The Chicken or the Egg?

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Jul 24 2006 10:07am

Evil Squirrel
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The question assumes that evolution started with either a wholly-formed chicken or a wholly-formed egg, and it doesn't work that way.

Remember, an egg is a single cell! The egg is the chicken. Just like a human being, it starts as a single cell and grows into a large complex organism. In some animals, though, over hundreds of millions of years they gradually evolved to create a hard shell around the egg and deposit it outside the mother. It didn't start out as either a chicken or an egg but a simpler organism, and over time its life cycle grew more complex.



That may be true, but I still win.


/Steals bubu's win
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Jul 24 2006 01:22am

Bubu
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 Bubu

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The question assumes that evolution started with either a wholly-formed chicken or a wholly-formed egg, and it doesn't work that way.

Remember, an egg is a single cell! The egg is the chicken. Just like a human being, it starts as a single cell and grows into a large complex organism. In some animals, though, over hundreds of millions of years they gradually evolved to create a hard shell around the egg and deposit it outside the mother. It didn't start out as either a chicken or an egg but a simpler organism, and over time its life cycle grew more complex.



That may be true, but I still win.
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Jul 24 2006 12:01am

JavaGuy
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The question assumes that evolution started with either a wholly-formed chicken or a wholly-formed egg, and it doesn't work that way.

Remember, an egg is a single cell! The egg is the chicken. Just like a human being, it starts as a single cell and grows into a large complex organism. In some animals, though, over hundreds of millions of years they gradually evolved to create a hard shell around the egg and deposit it outside the mother. It didn't start out as either a chicken or an egg but a simpler organism, and over time its life cycle grew more complex.


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Jul 23 2006 07:49pm

Lord Jaws
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 Lord Jaws

I vote for rooster...Well...

Don't you need a rooster to create a new egg that hass life in it??? Otherwise the egg is usless, exept for eating..

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Jul 23 2006 07:12pm

Pink_Mintaka
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 Pink_Mintaka

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Actually, the egg is the true being. The chicken is just a way of making more eggs. So the egg came first.


How is the egg the true first to come, who layed that egg? Please explain

Jul 23 2006 10:11am

Duncan Frost
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 Duncan Frost

Actually, the egg is the true being. The chicken is just a way of making more eggs. So the egg came first.
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Jul 22 2006 09:49pm

Pink_Mintaka
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 Pink_Mintaka

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Teehee, "logic" and "evolution" used in the same sentence... :P



Pwnt :P

This comment was edited by Pink_Mintaka on Jul 22 2006 09:49pm.

Jul 22 2006 01:50am

JamesF1
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Teehee, "logic" and "evolution" used in the same sentence... :P
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Jul 22 2006 01:21am

Evil Squirrel
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 Evil Squirrel

This question doesn't actually work. But i'll go with the egg.

Logically whatever chickens evolved from probably laid eggs, which would mean that Animal A layed the egg of Chicken B.
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Jul 21 2006 08:21pm

Raziel Anjelis
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 Raziel Anjelis

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KFC came first. Then god saw that it was good, and made more eggs to replenish the KFC supply. Then came the americans and created obesity by eating too much KFC. Then they all died out of being too bloody fat, and God spontaneously combusted because he saw that it was all his fault and he couldn't deal with it.

And then, the remaining chickens joined the uprising of the cows in the fight for bovine freedom.


That is the sole best comment I've seen :D
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Jul 20 2006 09:16pm

Alex Dkana
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 Alex Dkana

A bird that gave birth without the use of the Egg! which then evolved into a bird that used eggs!

Oh i don't know :P
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Jul 20 2006 08:47pm

Wicek
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 Wicek

Dunno..

Jul 20 2006 11:33am

Sho Koon
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 Sho Koon

In my theory chicken evolved from dinosaurs and realized that to gave birth to a baby hurts a lot more than laying eggs. So they now lay eggs.
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This comment was edited by Sho Koon on Jul 20 2006 11:34am.

Jul 20 2006 11:06am

Kano
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 Kano

the egg came first which was layed by a half dino half chicken creature and when the egg hatched it was a chicken
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Jul 20 2006 04:58am

tarpman
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And then, the remaining chickens joined the uprising of the cows in the fight for bovine freedom.

Thereby proving that bovine freedom can be worked into absolutely anything...
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Jul 19 2006 09:58pm

Masta
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 Masta

I think Bubu wins this one.
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Jul 19 2006 09:37pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

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The chicken, God created the chicken, and the chicken then laid eggs.


What if you only believe in Evolution?


its your own fault :P lolol


Pfft. :P

And for the "akwarders" out there, I meant Evolution in terms of anything NOT related to God
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Jul 19 2006 09:01pm

SaZ
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 SaZ

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The chicken, God created the chicken, and the chicken then laid eggs.


What if you only believe in Evolution?


its your own fault :P lolol
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Jul 19 2006 07:43pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

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The chicken, God created the chicken, and the chicken then laid eggs.


What if you only believe in Evolution?
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Jul 19 2006 07:32pm

Bubu
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 Bubu

KFC came first. Then god saw that it was good, and made more eggs to replenish the KFC supply. Then came the americans and created obesity by eating too much KFC. Then they all died out of being too bloody fat, and God spontaneously combusted because he saw that it was all his fault and he couldn't deal with it.

And then, the remaining chickens joined the uprising of the cows in the fight for bovine freedom.
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This comment was edited by Bubu on Jul 19 2006 07:34pm.

Jul 19 2006 06:08pm

Pink_Mintaka
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 Pink_Mintaka

The chicken, God created the chicken, and the chicken then laid eggs.

Jul 19 2006 04:21pm

Raziel Anjelis
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 Raziel Anjelis

The Pie.
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Jul 19 2006 02:51pm

SaZ
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 SaZ

i think cuzza came first.
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Jul 19 2006 10:06am

Rinzler
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 Rinzler

THE LIZARD!
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Jul 18 2006 11:59pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

*bump*
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