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Smilykrazy - Retired  |
Actual signs spotted across the world!!! ROFL!!!! >>Spotted in a toilet of a London office: >>TOILET OUT OF ORDER. >>PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. >> >>In a Laundromat: >>AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT >>GOES OUT. >> >>In a London department store: >>BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS. >> >>In an office: >>WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR >>FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN. >> >>In an office: >>AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE >>DRAINING BOARD. >> >>Outside a secondhand shop: >>WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR >>WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? >> >>Notice in health food shop window: >>CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS. >> >>Spotted in a safari park: >>ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR. >> >>Seen during a conference: >>FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON >>THE >>FIRST FLOOR. >> >>Notice in a farmer's field: >>THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL >>CHARGES. >> >>Message on a leaflet: >>IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS. >> >>On a repair shop door: >>WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T >>WORK.) _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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Hahaha, kool_aide!  _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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kool_aide - Student 
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hair dryer "do not use while sleeping" Chainsaw "do not attempt to stop with hands" cake (on bottom says)"do not turn upside down" all tru, go to sears for the hair dryer one, if its still on the boxeshttp://www.ebaumsworld.com/labels.shtml http://www.ebaumsworld.com/signs.html _______________ I am the "Juice Man"  Drink up
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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SIGNS On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" *********************************** On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." ************************** Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** At a Proctologist's door "To expedite your visit please back in." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." ************************** Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." ************************** On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" ************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." ************************** On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." ************************** In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume youare on fire and take appropriate action." ************************** On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." ************************** At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." ************************** On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." ************************** At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet--miss a car payment." ************************** Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." ************************** In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" ************************** At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." ************************** In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." ************************** In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." ************************** At a Propane Filling Station, "Thank heaven for little grills." ************************** _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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roflmao good ones Billy Omg_______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Axion - Student 
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LOL good ones billy _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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Hahahahahahhahahahaha!!! Awesome Billy!! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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weeeeeeeeeee!! these signs rule! _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Golf Different Font Taco Bell Chinese Food Halfway Inn PMS In Germany Cleaners Dunkin' Donuts Drive Carefully Hot Chicken Hot 'n' Now Keep Right Slow Down... _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Thomasooo - Student
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ROFL @ Bubu!!!  _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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LOL@Bubu! I found the sign pics on my PC, I'll post them a little later. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Flash - Student 
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ROFLMAO Bubu!!! |
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Smilykrazy - Retired
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hahahahahaa!!! LMAO LMAO!!! w00t!!! Nice ones bubu!!! w00t!!! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Smilykrazy - Retired
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lmao newt!!! Thats too funny!! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Newtius Slasher - Ex-Student 
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nother sign someone sent me in an e-mail i think, Please stand closer to the toilet because your 'big john' isnt as big as you think it is |
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Smilykrazy - Retired
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LMAO Lian!! It probably is somewhere! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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ROFL Erin Brockovich screwed my dog Skip LOL *OVER A URINAL* Your child's future is in your hands. Lol, would be funny if that was a real sign. _______________ slorp |
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Newtius Slasher - Ex-Student 
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Toilette stolen, Police have nothing to go on... LOL |
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Achilles - Student 
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omg smiley, I just got this email sent to me by my brother!! It's sooo funny!!! _______________ Padawan to the great Katan JA Brother to D@RTHM@ULR.I.P. Vladarion, may he find peace in the afterlife. |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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yall should check out http://www.engrish.com _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Jan 29 2004 01:42am. |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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ROFL !!! Nice ones Smily  |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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LOL!!! I have a few pictures of actual signs somewhere. I'll post them when I find them. Actually, I posted some already. Sign #1 Sign #2 _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This comment was edited by Battlin' Billy on Jan 28 2004 05:50pm. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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rofl _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Wolfwood - Student 
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Hehehe, Ill go looking for some too _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ |
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Smilykrazy - Retired
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ROFLMAO!!! Nice!!! =D We should keep this thread going. Everyone posts RL signs that are found here. _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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