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Feb 17 2004 05:49am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
Lian Del Rey
This is like the sentence completion thingy but it comes out with HILARIOUS results. :D
I read one at the WoW forums and I rofl'ed. :D Hilarious. Anyway.
You can only use 5 words a post. Mm'kay? Mm'kay.

The Story So Far:
There was once a Jedi who died in a tragic accident. The end. But then there was Bob who really disliked the end because he knows it really does not end that way. Then he realized HIS MOM WAS A GUY! So he visited his mom who had this fuzzy piano that exploded when you ate ...cheese. So they ate some cheese and they exploded so all their guts went around banging their heads on their ears, which in turn caused an explosion that destructed the universe. Yet Bob was still alive and still losing JK3 duels, until Hugh Henfer visited and released the rapid Playboy bunnies that ate all the carrots in the world. These bunnies disguised themselves as they were all really dumb. Because of brain damage from the cheese explosion, they all fell down dead, then a garden gnome came by to kick his dead body but he got eaten by the Garden Gnobe, but he got permission to rule the world.
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slorp

This post was edited by Lian Del Rey on Feb 20 2004 03:52am.

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Feb 25 2004 09:57pm

JJones
 - Student
 JJones

...up and started inhaling the...
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He who knows both knowledge and action, With action overcomes death and with knowledge reaches immortality

Feb 25 2004 05:45pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

...the old lady picked it...

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Feb 25 2004 05:44pm

JJones
 - Student
 JJones

was horrified when he saw
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He who knows both knowledge and action, With action overcomes death and with knowledge reaches immortality

Feb 24 2004 10:10pm

Achilles
 - Student
 Achilles

the old man puked and...
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Padawan to the great Katan
JA Brother to D@RTHM@ULR.I.P. Vladarion, may he find peace in the afterlife.


Feb 24 2004 08:40pm

Mreoton
 - Student

which is a danish delicacy

Feb 24 2004 04:07pm

JJones
 - Student
 JJones

They were drinking processed vommit
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He who knows both knowledge and action, With action overcomes death and with knowledge reaches immortality

Feb 23 2004 12:18pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

but then he realised that

Feb 23 2004 11:38am

Lord Jaws
 - Student
 Lord Jaws

So he found them drinking
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One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?!

Feb 22 2004 10:14pm

 
 - Student

find some hot old ladies!

Feb 22 2004 09:34pm

Eclipse DKana
 - Student
 Eclipse DKana

and left the house to

Feb 22 2004 09:02pm

Jello`
 - Student
 Jello`

doing the dishes for John....
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Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK.

Feb 22 2004 06:47pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

ate the guy who wasn't
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Feb 22 2004 01:51pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

a big old clown who
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Feb 22 2004 01:50pm

Steinin
 - Student
 Steinin

The pudding turned out to
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362 Ohi on!

Feb 22 2004 01:44pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Disc Jockey Sith's pubic hairs! :eek:

Sorry about the "Disc Jockey" part, but I had to do it in order to get 5 words! :P
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Feb 22 2004 12:28pm

Lord Jaws
 - Student
 Lord Jaws

baked a lightsaber pudding from
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One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?!

Feb 22 2004 06:17am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

Then the next day he
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Feb 22 2004 05:15am

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

...Lizard. Who loved lightsaber pudding.
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I'm crazy, not stupid.

Feb 22 2004 03:11am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

a big, mad, hairy, crazy...
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slorp

Feb 21 2004 12:54pm

Lord Jaws
 - Student
 Lord Jaws

couse then he turnes into
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One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?!

Feb 21 2004 11:32am

Steinin
 - Student
 Steinin

especially when it is raining
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362 Ohi on!

Feb 21 2004 11:03am

Eclipse DKana
 - Student
 Eclipse DKana

but who doesn't these days

Feb 20 2004 07:42pm

Steinin
 - Student
 Steinin

but sure looks like him
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362 Ohi on!

Feb 20 2004 07:28pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

someone that isn't called Aratan....

Feb 20 2004 04:17pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

that reminds us of...
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Axion - Yeah.

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