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Lian Del Rey - Student ![]() |
This is like the sentence completion thingy but it comes out with HILARIOUS results. ![]() I read one at the WoW forums and I rofl'ed. ![]() You can only use 5 words a post. Mm'kay? Mm'kay. The Story So Far: There was once a Jedi who died in a tragic accident. The end. But then there was Bob who really disliked the end because he knows it really does not end that way. Then he realized HIS MOM WAS A GUY! So he visited his mom who had this fuzzy piano that exploded when you ate ...cheese. So they ate some cheese and they exploded so all their guts went around banging their heads on their ears, which in turn caused an explosion that destructed the universe. Yet Bob was still alive and still losing JK3 duels, until Hugh Henfer visited and released the rapid Playboy bunnies that ate all the carrots in the world. These bunnies disguised themselves as they were all really dumb. Because of brain damage from the cheese explosion, they all fell down dead, then a garden gnome came by to kick his dead body but he got eaten by the Garden Gnobe, but he got permission to rule the world. _______________ slorp This post was edited by Lian Del Rey on Feb 20 2004 03:52am. |
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JJones - Student ![]() |
...up and started inhaling the... _______________ He who knows both knowledge and action, With action overcomes death and with knowledge reaches immortality |
Battlin' Billy - Student ![]() |
...the old lady picked it... _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
JJones - Student ![]() |
was horrified when he saw _______________ He who knows both knowledge and action, With action overcomes death and with knowledge reaches immortality |
Achilles - Student ![]() |
the old man puked and... _______________ Padawan to the great Katan JA Brother to D@RTHM@ULR.I.P. Vladarion, may he find peace in the afterlife. |
Mreoton - Student |
which is a danish delicacy |
JJones - Student ![]() |
They were drinking processed vommit _______________ He who knows both knowledge and action, With action overcomes death and with knowledge reaches immortality |
D@RtHM@UL - Student ![]() |
but then he realised that |
Lord Jaws - Student ![]() |
So he found them drinking _______________ One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?! |
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find some hot old ladies! |
Eclipse DKana - Student ![]() |
and left the house to |
Jello` - Student ![]() |
doing the dishes for John.... _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
tarpman - The Tarped Avenger ![]() |
ate the guy who wasn't _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
Thomasooo - Student ![]() |
a big old clown who _______________ In the navy and LOVING it! ![]() Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! ![]() |
Steinin - Student ![]() |
The pudding turned out to _______________ 362 Ohi on! |
Thomasooo - Student ![]() |
Disc Jockey Sith's pubic hairs! ![]() Sorry about the "Disc Jockey" part, but I had to do it in order to get 5 words! ![]() _______________ In the navy and LOVING it! ![]() Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! ![]() |
Lord Jaws - Student ![]() |
baked a lightsaber pudding from _______________ One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?! |
Acey Spadey - Student |
Then the next day he _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Sared - Retired ![]() |
...Lizard. Who loved lightsaber pudding. _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
Lian Del Rey - Student ![]() |
a big, mad, hairy, crazy... _______________ slorp |
Lord Jaws - Student ![]() |
couse then he turnes into _______________ One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?! |
Steinin - Student ![]() |
especially when it is raining _______________ 362 Ohi on! |
Eclipse DKana - Student ![]() |
but who doesn't these days |
Steinin - Student ![]() |
but sure looks like him _______________ 362 Ohi on! |
D@RtHM@UL - Student ![]() |
someone that isn't called Aratan.... |
Axion - Student ![]() |
that reminds us of... _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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