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Lian Del Rey - Student  |
This is like the sentence completion thingy but it comes out with HILARIOUS results.  I read one at the WoW forums and I rofl'ed. Hilarious. Anyway.You can only use 5 words a post. Mm'kay? Mm'kay. The Story So Far: There was once a Jedi who died in a tragic accident. The end. But then there was Bob who really disliked the end because he knows it really does not end that way. Then he realized HIS MOM WAS A GUY! So he visited his mom who had this fuzzy piano that exploded when you ate ...cheese. So they ate some cheese and they exploded so all their guts went around banging their heads on their ears, which in turn caused an explosion that destructed the universe. Yet Bob was still alive and still losing JK3 duels, until Hugh Henfer visited and released the rapid Playboy bunnies that ate all the carrots in the world. These bunnies disguised themselves as they were all really dumb. Because of brain damage from the cheese explosion, they all fell down dead, then a garden gnome came by to kick his dead body but he got eaten by the Garden Gnobe, but he got permission to rule the world. _______________ slorp This post was edited by Lian Del Rey on Feb 20 2004 03:52am. |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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...innocent young boy from denmark... _______________ make install -not war |
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Sared - Retired 
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...who then turned on a... _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Orion - Retired 
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the big fat evil man _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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doobie - Jedi Council 
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So then he farted on _______________ -Academy Leader/Dictator/Defeater of DJ Sith and JACen Solo in the JAK+ Tournament -I do think it (the JA) will help convert dozens, maybe hundreds, to the dork nation... --me |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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permission to rule the world. _______________ slorp |
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Lord Jaws - Student 
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Garden Gnobe, but he got.. _______________ One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?! |
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Mreoton - Student |
he got eaten by the.... |
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VirusD - Student 
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..kick his dead body but... _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. This comment was edited by VirusD on Feb 19 2004 06:31pm. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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...garden gnome came by to... _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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...fell down dead, then a... _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! 
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Lord Jaws - Student 
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the cheese explosion, they all.. _______________ One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?! |
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3th - Retired 
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Because of brain damage from _______________ this is the internet, be serious damn it! |
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Xavier - Student 
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they were all really dumb. ( <New Sentence> ) _______________ ~Xavier |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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These bunnies disguised themselves as... _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Axion - Student 
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that ate all the carrots in the world.. _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Jello` - Student 
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released the rabid playboy bunnies... _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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until Hugh Hefner visited, and... |
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Mreoton - Student |
And still losing JK3 duels (tis true) |
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Wolfwood - Student 
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Yet bob was still alive... _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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...explosion that destructed the universe... _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Jello` - Student 
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which in turned caused a... _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Sared - Retired
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banging thier heads on thier ears (Six words! Sorry, couldn't help meself ) _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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all there guts went around... |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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cheese and they exploded so _______________ slorp |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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...cheese. So they ate some... _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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