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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student  |
Hint: This is in the Crazy Forum! A live report from our own Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky! That's right Kent! The rumors are true. The Academy has not had new members in TWO days! Is the Academy finally in trouble? These questions will be answered all, in Academy-Watch at nine! This is just in! Bail's life is still missing...  _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here. This post was edited by Bail Hope of Belouve on Aug 12 2004 02:18pm. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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This is Gradius reporting live from inside Bail Hope's head. It appears we have found the cause for Bail's recent behavior. Yes, there is a two-headed cow inside his brain. Gradius: Mr. and Mr. Cow, how exactly did you get here? Cow: What do you mean? We were born here. Gradius: Really? Do you happen to have a picture of your parents? Cow: Yes, here. There you have it folks. Shocking, yet true. This is Gradius, signing off. You heard it, and you heard it from us. And now, here's tarpman with your local JA Rawkness levels. _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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It seems that Wilt Chamberlain was at a cocktail party and was asked yet again 'How's the weather up there?' by a person of lesser stature. Finally losing patience, Chamberlain inverted his glass over his interlocutor and reported, 'It's raining.' Now on to the wordly news: Right here in New Texas we can definately see mr. SoDamn Insane hiding from our satellites. In antwerp we shall have the following weather: Chance of rain... As you may know, rain is water falling out of the sky. Winds out of the North-Northeast at near hurricane speeds. So watch your hats! Also, our thought for today: It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend your middle finger. Now on to the satellite images. here we can definately see an elephant. Thank you, that concludes the weather. Sorry to interrupt your weather report, but this is just in. We have found Gradius' Family, I repeat, we have found Gradius' Family! RIGHT HERE! Mister Gradius is the top left one. Thank you, that is all! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here. This comment was edited by Bail Hope of Belouve on Aug 14 2004 12:26pm. |
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JrVicks - Student |
hey...is it me or does the undisclosed place look a lot like bail's apartment? _______________ Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. I say, Are you ganna drink that? This comment was edited by JrVicks on Aug 14 2004 07:14am. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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Well tarpman, it seems that Tido's rawkness level has once again risen from a 7 to a 9. According to Jedi Academy Representative Setementor, this has caused high numbers of new members to flood The JA Staff with applications. And now, coming to you live from an undisclosed location is Bail Hope with your local weather and rawkness reports. _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider This comment was edited by Gradius on Aug 14 2004 01:51am. |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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And today, our scoop of the day is: Intelligent men trying to lose weight. Yes, many men try to lose weight. But are they all intelligent? I'm currently reporting from the living room of JavaGuy. Here's his cat's on the situation. Me: So, how is your weight loss program going? Cat: meeeeeOOWWW!! *scratch attack!!* Me: Ow. So as you can see, men don't like to discuss losing weight. Now, over to our other reporters for a report on Tido's sizeable amount of rawkness. _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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JrVicks - Student |
Thats right! If theres ever an exciting scoop, you can count on this team (wich im not apart of...aww man my life sucks) to be there first! _______________ Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. I say, Are you ganna drink that? |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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/me has index-finger in ear like someone with a soar ear Indeed, I am standing here by Bail's room. As you can see behind me, Bail's house is obstructed by a big dumpster. To be toad away soon  That "the Bailster" is actually all man isn't proven yet, Gradius. We still have some doubts about this. He is female until proven otherwise. Now on to the next scoop! The Crusades of King Arthur have finally come to an end, following Hitler's death in Scandinavie. This is a photograph showing Arthur pulling somebody's leg. This all thanks to a little-known wizard named Handalf from the Wizard of Foz. Coming up tomorrow: Intelligent men trying to lose weight Why is Tido so damn Sexy? _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here. This comment was edited by Bail Hope of Belouve on Aug 13 2004 08:51pm. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student
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Thanks again Bail for the lovely cup of java. In other news, the appocolypse is on it's way. Yes, that's right, you heard it, and you heard it from us. Brace youselves people, for scientific studies have recently shown that Bail Hope is indeed a man. Yes, it is very shocking. However, we ask that you don't start committing mass suicide until this theory is proven, at which point I will begin the slaughtering. Here with us now, reporting live from Dr. Kavorkian's secret lair is Bail Hope. Bail? _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider This comment was edited by Gradius on Aug 13 2004 07:31pm. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Why thank you Gradius! Oh, and this is just in... Go to hell But this is just in! A new Pop-sensation is roaming through the country Their cool name is Pop-tarts. Perhaps her name should be: "One Fridge to far" hehe *self-loving laugh* Coffeeboy Bail's opinion is not accountable for the entire stations opinion This is just in! We have numerous reports of a killing motorcycle band running through the country. They call themselves the HellRaisers. We have managed to get a pic of one of those Hellraisers. ... That probably is the wrong picture we shall try again now! The true Hellraisers! Ok, that's it, I quit! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here. This comment was edited by Bail Hope of Belouve on Aug 13 2004 07:24pm. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student
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That was some damn fine reporting Bail. And now, we would like to announce a promotion here at the studio. Bail is no longer our street pharmacist....err...reporter, but now the lead coffee boy for my coffee boy team. Here, live from the studio storage room, is Bail at his new desk. Bail? _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider This comment was edited by Gradius on Aug 13 2004 06:25pm. |
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Garos - Student 
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"...and watch out on 7th street because I just droppen my bagel!" |
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Jawa Rikard Falk - Ex-Student 
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i can fix some people for the academy lol wow that no life thing is scary  _______________ bye all i had a great time here i will never forget it i really gonna miss u all |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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a lot _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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JrVicks - Student |
What didn't you say? _______________ Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. I say, Are you ganna drink that? |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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what did I say? I admit... I like Gradius  _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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JrVicks - Student |
Bail you live man...there are no cencors for your...mature choise of words. everyoen knows what you said! _______________ Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. I say, Are you ganna drink that? This comment was edited by JrVicks on Aug 13 2004 10:05am. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Thank you Gradius. Indeed it is true! As you may all have heard, I am reporting live from Jacen Aratan's basement. Why? Because someone's room exploded due to being right below hell, and since Hell froze over (screw you, Gradius' Girlfriend!) my room was destroyed. But on a brighter note, it would seem that Planet of the Apes might just come true. This is the very first specimen we have seen today, no doubt, more to come Our first Specimin ran away from us shortly after seeing some food down the street. But here we have our second specimin, which we interviewed at the Olympics! So tell me Sir, where are we exactly? - Weejr at the sea, ain't that Right, Peggy Sue? - Sure is Bob! - Lemme introdjuus you to me family: This is Bob, this is Peggy Sue, then Billy Bob, Dwayne, Bubba (a typical white name!), Cooter, and Otis. I see. So tell us what happened here? - I dunno. I was just offered some money to say something! Hey, aren't you from the TEEJVEEJ? *starts waving at the cam* Hey moah! I'm on TEEJVEEJ! Hey Bob, Peggy Sue, Billy Bob, Dwayne, Bubba, Cooter, and Otis, come check this out! You could see it. This was Bail Hope, reporting live from Jacen Aratan's basement, and I'm f***ing leaving right f***ing now. Don't make eye-contact! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here. This comment was edited by Bail Hope of Belouve on Aug 13 2004 09:29am. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student
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In other news, Tido RAWKS! His rawkness has not yet been matched by any other person in the academy. We here at JA News Headquarters would like to congradulate Tido. He has made this reporter very pleased to be touched by his rawkness. And now, live from the depths of Jacen Aratan's basement is Bail in a clown outfit with your local rawkness reports. **SPECIAL REPORT** This just in! Tido's rawkness is surpassed only by his rawkness! Thank you. _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider This comment was edited by Gradius on Aug 13 2004 06:38am. |
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Charly - Student 
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Great stuff Bail Keep it up  |
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Tido - Student 
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lmao, I've actually thought about what it would be like if there was a student lead news/ezine for the JA. Yeah I know, what was I smoking . |
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skankerkid - Student 
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dont worry bout it. ill ask kev to be the JAs official recruter for texas, or the norht texas *ack* alright the dallas fortworth area recruiter. _______________ Shout out to DJ Sith cause he's my big bro. Shout out to Debbie because she's my sister in-law. Also it aint cool if aint skewed. |
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Iceman - away- - Student |
I'm grateful for that... oops did I just say that aloud? |
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JrVicks - Student |
*GASP* Dun dun DUN!!! _______________ Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. I say, Are you ganna drink that? |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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haha, then u apparently dont know them lol _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Iceman - away- - Student |
Aw dont worry you have 4 more who arent insane... well not as bad as bail (yet) |
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