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SilkMonkey "SilkMonkey"
Distributor of Cold Ones
Retired| Proud Padawan of Virtue | Former Council Member/Trainer/Knight

Location:  Seattle, WA
Occupation:  SysEngineer | Knight of Bumalot (as proclaimed by Bubu)
Interests:  My wife's happiness
AIM Screenname:  DownTheBarrell45
MSN Address:  dontyouwishyouwereme@hotmail.com
Homepage:  https://twitch.tv/silkmonkey
Padawan of:  Virtue
Last Comment:  Forums: You know your an Olbie when....
Comments Made:  4167

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Jul 04 2012 01:37am

planK
 - Jedi Council
 planK

YOU HAVE ONE HOUR TO GROW A MOUSTACHE.

Mar 29 2010 01:45am

solitude
 - Jedi Council
 solitude

I WILL NOT GIVE YOU A PERMIE. :D:D:D
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Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009
Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge :D Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
Owner Of Virtue's 1000th profile comment, Mr. Doobie's 1000th profile comment, Gradius' 2500th comment, xAnAtOs' 2500th comment, Rosered's 1500th comment, Laziana's 900th comment, Scythus' 500th comment and Echuu's 100th comment


Apr 09 2009 08:31am

Huxley
 - Retired
 Huxley

hooray!

Mar 27 2007 10:55pm

Virtue
 - Jedi Council
 Virtue

Here's my *visible* comment #2000 for you, bro. :D

Simply because you're sexeh and have always been a top man as long as I've known you.

BOM CHICKA WOW WOOWW!!

- Virty. :alliance:
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Academy Architect

May 20 2005 05:15pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

w00t! w00t! w00000t!!! I made it! 4000 comments! :D

SilkMonkey...you are a true friend! We've had so many cool chats on MSN, IRC and nice Lando Times in JK2 and JK3. :D You're an overall cool guy, and you deserve all good things coming your way! :)

It is with great pleasure I present to you my comment number 4000! :alliance: Treat it well! :cool:
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


This comment was edited by Virtue on May 20 2005 07:19pm.

May 05 2005 07:30pm

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

And upon thee I bestow my #6000 comment! :D

We have known each other for a long time so i am proud to give it to you! :D
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RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11

This comment was edited by DJ Sith on May 06 2005 09:14am.

Dec 27 2003 05:09pm

doobie
 - Jedi Council
 doobie

m00 PWNS DERP!

m00000000000000000000
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-Academy Leader/Dictator/Defeater of DJ Sith and JACen Solo in the JAK+ Tournament
-I do think it (the JA) will help convert dozens, maybe hundreds, to the dork nation... --me


Nov 23 2003 10:04pm

Silent Whisper
 - Retired
 Silent Whisper

Silk is my permanent padawan. mwahahaha pwned!
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"I have learned from Vergere only that there is no such thing as sides of the Force....for the side is merely a reflection of your intentions of the Force. Use it in hate, and it will be hate. Use it offensively in good, and you will find my Truth." -Jacen Solo, "Traitor", New Jedi Order

Apr 18 2003 03:22am

DJ Sith
 - Jedi Council
 DJ Sith

I would like to make it known the Academy's official position on SilkMonkey:

SilkMonkey is 'tha bomb diggity'. He is six sides of cool.

Carry on. :)
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My car is made of Nerf.


Dec 31 2005 04:19pm

Ataris
 - Milwaukees Finest
 Ataris

Happy new year mate!

Be safe. :)



-Ataris <3
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[ Honorable mentions: aph3x | Milamber | Bail Hope Belouve | Jaiko D'Kana | Rosered | JediEthic | Mike/JJ/TheKing | Kensei | Dane | Gradius | Thomas Skywalker | Pink Floyd | Setementor | Steinin | Odan-Wei ] [ Owner of: MetaDust's 500th comment! | Eica's 700th comment! | Pink Floyd's 666th, 999th, 1200th and 1337th comment! | DarkRyu's 400th comment! | Redeye's 1st comment! | Cow's 1111st comment! | Rufusan's 75th comment! | Wicek's 3300th and 3400th comment! | Dash Starlight's 2000th comment! | Piccolo's 3400th comment! | Takaru's 300th comment! | Senor Hat's 900th comment! | Rytandus' 4160th comment! | The first ever awarded, the original, the one and only, Catphin Award!!1 ] "Music expresses that which can not be put in to words but can not remain silent."

Dec 31 2005 12:53pm

Tootsy Wootsy
 - Student
 Tootsy Wootsy

Happy New Year!

I wish you the very best for 2006!


Greetings

Totsy Wootsy
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Severus Snape's girlfriend.

Owner of Raziel Jowols 700th comment!


Dec 29 2005 04:38am

Anubis
 - Student
 Anubis

AIIYE!!!!! :P
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Andrew is my manwhore and I totally <3 him. || Proud owner of SilkMonkey's 3700 comment

Dec 27 2005 03:00pm

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

From now on, whenever I'm bored, I'm going to come to your profile and just say whatever comes to mind

I want waffles. Right now I'm listening to On The Mend, by the Foo Fighters. Good band Foo Fighters. You like them?

I'm downloading episode 101 of Chatterbox to add to the collection. Mmmmm... tastey. Should be funny. oop, song just changed to Virginia Moon. Pretty song. Dave Grohl songs with Norah Jones.
Hey what the hell? This isn't Virginia Moon!!! It says it is though..
gah. I know what happened. Windows Media Player put them in their own folder and renamed them! Stupid piece of crap. Now I don't know what song's what. This sucks.
Took me a good half an hour to rename them all last time! Bahhhhh.

Did I tell you that I bought Battlefront 2? It's such a fun game! I'm loving the space battles. I seem to be a lot better at those than the ground battles.
Fifty minutes left??? Buhhhhh. stupid dialup.
I'm really hungry. it's 1:48 in the morning and I'm too lazy to get food.
I should play my guitar.
nope. too lazy for that too it seems.

OOH! salt and vinegar chips on my bed! yum

mmmmmmmmm... good stuff.

ooh, here's the REAL virginia moon. Awesome song.
*sways*

Ah crap. I forgot to make my bed. So much effort. Maybe I should just stay up all night. ... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I better make it.

My dog Jess is sitting close behind me. She's scared because of the thunder and rain. well, mainly the thunder. Don't see why she'd be afraid of OH GOD SHE FARTED. Ahahahhhhhhhwwwwwwwwww. I can't put her outside. Oh man that f*ck*ng stinks!!! If I put her out she'll be scared because of the thunder, but GOD, that's AWFUL... *whimper*

guhhhh.

No-one's posted on my profile for a month! I'm so popular. It's probably because I don't post in the forums anymore. I wonder how long this post will be..
I'll post it now, because I bet it'll take you ages to read. Kept me entertained for a while.
There will be maaaaaaaany more of these in the future, exlusive to YOUR profile! Muahahahahahah.

*gone*

Dec 27 2005 08:50am

Evil Squirrel
 - Student
 Evil Squirrel

I spent a good half hour searching for another one, nothing lived up to the explosives :P
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"I'm leaning more towards the cookie side" - leif
two time winner of the "SilkMonkey Award for Best Evil Squirrel Based Avatar Picture" award!
Geology Rocks!


Dec 25 2005 10:58pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

Hey Silky!

How are you man? Sorry for the late reply, I've been busy as hell! I've been really busy at work and even doing a lot of extra stuff at home! I'm studying for the Network+ and HTI+ exams as well. I also adopted another kitten so Billy Jr. has someone to hang with. I just got a guitar for X-mas! I have to exchange it because it was like a junior model or something. I also got Rush R30 on DVD! I got a chance to watch some of it last night and they still rule!!!
How's things with you? Is school going well? Are you a master of the keg stand yet?:P Or how about funnels and drinking games? I think for New Year's I'm going to get totally blasted. It's been over a year since I got "verschnickert" and I could definitely use the stress relief.
Well, I hope you had a good X-mas and I hope you have a Happy New Year!

L8r,
-BB

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Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment |
Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss
JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend
Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE!


Dec 24 2005 11:41pm

solitude
 - Jedi Council
 solitude

Merry christmas bro :)
/snoggle :D
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Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009
Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge :D Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
Owner Of Virtue's 1000th profile comment, Mr. Doobie's 1000th profile comment, Gradius' 2500th comment, xAnAtOs' 2500th comment, Rosered's 1500th comment, Laziana's 900th comment, Scythus' 500th comment and Echuu's 100th comment


Dec 24 2005 02:21pm

Senor Hat
 - Student
 Senor Hat

No no no, none of this mooderp

Derpmoo
:D
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I have beaten The Internet.
The end guy was hard.


Dec 24 2005 09:06am

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

Merry Christmas silk!!! Hope you get alot of cool things this year! Thanks alot for the help today to make my song! You saved me!! :D And I guess since you have a gf now that you arent living in a box in my kitchen anymore :D Can I still have some cookehs?

Make it a great holiday! :D
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RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11

Dec 23 2005 06:56pm

Anubis
 - Student
 Anubis

I miss my Andrew :(
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Andrew is my manwhore and I totally <3 him. || Proud owner of SilkMonkey's 3700 comment

Dec 23 2005 05:35pm

JamesF1
 - Student
 JamesF1

HAT FAMILY WEBSITE :D
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Website

Dec 23 2005 02:01pm

Ataris
 - Milwaukees Finest
 Ataris

Merry christmas to you my man :):):):D Be safe, and have a happy new year. :)


-Ataris <3


PS. Check the jacproject IRC channel ASAP. We will have voting on the 28th, and the last entries for the january calendar are supposed to be in the 27th. The topic will contain the information you need. :)
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[ Honorable mentions: aph3x | Milamber | Bail Hope Belouve | Jaiko D'Kana | Rosered | JediEthic | Mike/JJ/TheKing | Kensei | Dane | Gradius | Thomas Skywalker | Pink Floyd | Setementor | Steinin | Odan-Wei ] [ Owner of: MetaDust's 500th comment! | Eica's 700th comment! | Pink Floyd's 666th, 999th, 1200th and 1337th comment! | DarkRyu's 400th comment! | Redeye's 1st comment! | Cow's 1111st comment! | Rufusan's 75th comment! | Wicek's 3300th and 3400th comment! | Dash Starlight's 2000th comment! | Piccolo's 3400th comment! | Takaru's 300th comment! | Senor Hat's 900th comment! | Rytandus' 4160th comment! | The first ever awarded, the original, the one and only, Catphin Award!!1 ] "Music expresses that which can not be put in to words but can not remain silent."

Dec 23 2005 01:59pm

Lightning Rod
 - Retired
 Lightning Rod

and teh uber silkmonkey gets the Merry Christmas too :D
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Whatcha gonna do when the Rodster runs wild on you!?

Roddymania is still runnin wild!


Dec 23 2005 03:26am

3th
 - Retired
 3th

just say when mah fren
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this is the internet, be serious damn it!

Dec 23 2005 03:13am

Senor Hat
 - Student
 Senor Hat

*snogs back*

It seems as though there is a Derp side and a m00 side to the family.
We beeing in Team Derp would obviously meaning we are the Derp side, Kensei and Tarpman are the evil m00ers.
But apparently they are both equal, pfft Derp > m00, nice try Kensei :D
w00t
:D
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I have beaten The Internet.
The end guy was hard.


This comment was edited by Senor Hat on Dec 23 2005 03:13am.

Dec 22 2005 11:51pm

Senor Hat
 - Student
 Senor Hat

woohoo!

We have a Silkmonkey!

Score! :D
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I have beaten The Internet.
The end guy was hard.


Dec 22 2005 05:38pm

monkai
 - Student

Nope! 8th grade! :P

Dec 22 2005 09:33am

JamesF1
 - Student
 JamesF1

I hereby pronounce you MONKEH HAT of the Hat Family :D Go and snog Father of all Hats (aka Senor Hat).
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Website

Dec 20 2005 08:16pm

Mic Den Octela
 - Student
 Mic Den Octela

Quote:
I'm writing an article sometime...mwahahahahaha

Edit: Well...not officially but... :P


Get in touch with one of us, we'll talk it out! :P
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-Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown)

Dec 20 2005 02:22am

Virtue
 - Jedi Council
 Virtue

:)
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Academy Architect

Dec 19 2005 10:48pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

Remember me in a few months when I'm getting closer! :D

Merry Christmas bro! :)

Dec 19 2005 05:46pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Holy crap! Merry Christmas! :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Dec 19 2005 05:24pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

Merry Christmas :)

Dec 19 2005 12:49pm

Virtue
 - Jedi Council
 Virtue

No, but I'm not joking, it actually is a curse word, please remove it from the pic immediatly.

- Virtue. :alliance:
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Academy Architect

Dec 19 2005 09:44am

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

Yeah i dont ever have enough time to come on irc and chat. Only a few minutes here and there to hop on the game or check the forums. I hope you have a great christmas and a happy new years!! :D
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RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11

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