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Chuck "Casual" Norris
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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Casual! <Insert witty comment here> <Insert positive comment about Casual here> <Insert male reproductive organ here> Merry Christmas bro! Much <3!  _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider This comment was edited by Virtue on Dec 18 2005 07:46pm. |
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Aron - Retired 
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Casual wrote an incredible story about me just to force me to write this permy! .... and he rocks for it |
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Dash Starlight - Jedi Instructor 
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Thx, Merry Christmas to you too  _______________ The name is Bond. James Bond. |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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Thought these things might interest you Refresh the page for a new one  Chuck Norris Random Facts Chuck gets a beating Why Chuck Norris is a badass And now some more fun facts about Chuck! If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "F***ing." When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Norris. Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's s**t. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard-rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist. Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't muster up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris doesn't wet the bed, the bed gets scared of Chuck Norris and wetsitself This comment was edited by D@RtHM@UL on Dec 21 2005 12:07pm. |
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3th - Retired 
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you mean we're not married? you don't count that night in vegas or what? i meant every word i said... _______________ this is the internet, be serious damn it! |
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Fire - Student 
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Thanks, same goes for you Cas! Me love you  |
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Roan Belouve - Retired 
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Unc Mc When you get your full size Chucky N action figure you'll know Santa exist and spend the rest of you life spreading the gospel according to St Nick. If not enjoy the Holiday anyway and have a great new year. your illiterate nephew Roan B _______________ *Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same . Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)
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Jade Jedi - Retired 
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Merry Christmas to you and yours, take care. _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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Mune - Student 
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Just heard "Black & White" on JA Radio. It was nice. I may rock your universe, but you sure fire rock my girl. Anywho, Merry Christmas to you. _______________ Captain Barkeep. |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student
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Dude, I'd shoot Chuck's face clean of with my Disruptor. As I do with all bad actors. |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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Instagib > you and Chuck! |
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JamesF1 - Student 
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That'd be great, man. I'm usually slick when it comes to correct grammar, but I have been having problems recently related to continual dreaming about a certain female! _______________ Website |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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Cas! Merry Christmas! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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3th - Retired 
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Quote: OMFG! Look what you did! Now 3th has that nub Norris as Avatar aswell! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT DAMNIT! LOL! Cas had nothing to do with it (other than being cooler before me), but it does show that we obviously both have excellent taste! when i saw the pic, i thought, "JESUS H CHRIST! it's chuck norris!" and since it's christmas and all... _______________ this is the internet, be serious damn it! |
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JamesF1 - Student 
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/me casually strolls up to Casual and gives him casual MERRY CHRISTMAS _______________ Website |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student
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OMFG! Look what you did! Now 3th has that nub Norris as Avatar aswell! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT DAMNIT! |
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Wicek - Nugget 
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Merry Christmas j00 h4ckz0r!1 |
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Monteeeeeee - Nugget 
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even tho he did terrible things in adverts for TV we still love him _______________ If you add me to MSN, tell me who you are
Best Movie Character EVER!! |
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Kenyon - Lord of the Dance 
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Quote: I thought I was your favorite Dutchie  I thought I was! This comment was edited by Kenyon on Dec 18 2005 07:36pm. |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student
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PLEASE remove the avatar from Chuck Norris before my eyes burn out!  Quote: WOLFIE! I just realised that it's been AGES! Ages since I've made fun of my favourite DUTCH! What's up? Why aren't you JAK/JAT/JAM? How's the sex life? Still got the same old problems you-know-where? Your friend, CAS I thought I was your favorite Dutchie This comment was edited by D@RtHM@UL on Dec 18 2005 07:30pm. |
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Wolfwood - Student 
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Howdy my favourite finnish beer addict. Aye it has been too long. I am sorry for my late reply. I have had a lot of shit thrown at me this passed week. If I happen to stumble accros you on IRC, I'll fill you in on it. Yea, the JAK/JAT/JAM life was fun and I loved it, but I just cannot be as active as I used to be. Too much stuff going on in real life at the moment. I hope everything is alright up there in finland? Cheers _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ This comment was edited by Wolfwood on Dec 18 2005 07:28pm. |
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Monteeeeeee - Nugget
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lol that picture reminded me of the end of dodgeball when ben stiller is sittin on the couch eatin all that chicken and just says '' Fcukin Chuck Norris '' heheh _______________ If you add me to MSN, tell me who you are
Best Movie Character EVER!! |
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Jade Jedi - Retired 
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Thanks Unc, Belouve On. _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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xAnAtOs - Student |
Why thankee _______________ Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade 
Lag Brother to Acey Spadey 
Jools is my best friend.
<Henkes> nebody feeling like abusing me with a lightsaber?|+Smilykrazy grabs Gradius, beats the living CRAP out of him, then throws him into a huge vat of ACID |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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Hehe I know it's not exactly Chuck Norris, but still a sexy beast! _______________ make install -not war |
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JamesF1 - Student
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But, but, BUT you're not: a) as cute/sexy as her b) as much of a girl as her c) as cuddle-able as her! So, err, yeah... _______________ Website This comment was edited by JamesF1 on Dec 16 2005 07:58pm. |
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Setementor - Jedi Master 
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Hahaha, thanks! |
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