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"Masta"
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aDM1rAL sp0CK!!!!!!!! - Bollocks! |
YOU SUCK AT STARCRAFT 2 LOL COMMAND AND CONQUER FTW |
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planK - Jedi Council 
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Under no circumstances should any member of The Jedi Academy discuss Star Wars: The Old Republic in the presence of Masta.
One dark night, Masta was raped by Star Wars: The Old Republic. But it didn't stop there. SW:TOR proceeded to rape Masta's mother, and the family dog. Upon finishing this heinous act, SW:TOR drank some milk from Masta's fridge and left the carton on the counter. These atrocities left wounds in Masta's psyche that will never truly be healed. Please treat this issue with sensitivity and respect. Thank you. |
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight 
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You need to join us in DotA! _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:45am. |
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight 
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Most highly esteemed and fearless Masta, thou art truly one exceptionally accomplished individual. Unmatched is your strength, and terrifying is your intellect, that any person foolish enough to stand in your way receives only my pity (and a swift, ungratifying death of course). Indeed, it would take both the minds and might of many men to even consider challenging your pedestal of glory, and even then, the very depths of their souls would be suffocated under the pressure of trying to rival something so immense and overwhelming. No challenge too great, no obstacle impassable, you are a being whom carves his own destiny from the fruits of this world, for how can such a being be bound by the limitations of mortal men.
Never shall your days of spark-shed and glory be forgotten either – the legends of your travels will reach the eyes and ears of mortals for hundreds of years to come, long after you have ascended from this realm of existence. My matchless brother in arms, there is none other whom I would have had by my side in the thick of a battle, thundering down relentlessly upon our enemies in a maelstrom of sparks, sweat, death and cries of anguish. If I could change one single detail regarding our days on the field, it would only be that we had more opponents with whom to prove our prowess against. And it is with absolute certainty that I tell you, the Revelations of Masta shall never be forgotten, their legendary content awing the most accomplished of warriors. This is what men of legend are made of. Valhalla waits for you. #1000 _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:44am. |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student 
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You're right about one thing...it will be the land of capitalist children! When we exterminate the red scourge with regulated biological warfare, we shall repopulate your land with children raised on the fundamentals of capitalism! _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
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solitude - Jedi Council 
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saber games with no lightsabers?
Wouldnt be the same :/ _______________ Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009 Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge  Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
Owner Of Virtue's 1000th profile comment, Mr. Doobie's 1000th profile comment, Gradius' 2500th comment, xAnAtOs' 2500th comment, Rosered's 1500th comment, Laziana's 900th comment, Scythus' 500th comment and Echuu's 100th comment |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student
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The Land of the Future?
MORE LIKE LAND OF THE PAST! HAH! _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
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[DJK]Konar - Student ![[DJK]Konar](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=68&f_height=70&f_image=3722.jpg&f_odd=1)
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Good thanks. Also busy but gradually getting by. Thanks for leaving the comment _______________ Poynts Darkside or whatever First to his beverage |
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[DJK]Konar - Student ![[DJK]Konar](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=68&f_height=70&f_image=3722.jpg)
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hi, how are things? just thought i'd hola a "hi" as i passed by _______________ Poynts Darkside or whatever First to his beverage |
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Piccolo - Student 
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i have noticed your absence comrade, on what secret missions might you be now? |
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solitude - Jedi Council 
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IF THERE WAS NO CAPITALISM THERE WOULD BE NO JEDI.  _______________ Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009 Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
Owner Of Virtue's 1000th profile comment, Mr. Doobie's 1000th profile comment, Gradius' 2500th comment, xAnAtOs' 2500th comment, Rosered's 1500th comment, Laziana's 900th comment, Scythus' 500th comment and Echuu's 100th comment |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student 
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How goes the workers movement, my red friend? Capitalism is still a dominant force and our bureaucracies are doing stellar.
Pardon me, I must put some red tape here. Darn...I forgot to fill in the I-7 form...I have to order a C-49 form so I can request a new I-7 form. Darn I don't have a pen...I need a A-34 form so I can request the H-39 forms which will allow me to request a pen. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
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Rinzler - Student 
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life goes swimmingly, grats on knight mastuh!@ _______________ I fite for teh usars!1 |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student
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I appreciate the compliment on my first article, my communist counterpart. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student
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I'm sure there is a Starbucks and McDonalds there too. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student
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Dear Communist,
I have decided to become a communist much like yourself and share my wealth. I will start today at GMT-8+1! This is, of course, an April Fools comment. HAHA! Capitalist humor knows no bounds. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
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Maher - Jedi Knight 
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hmm ? I didn't congratulate you...
Well It seems like other people have waiting this moment as well... Btw, Sorry about I did miss your knight ceremony, I so wanted to be at there... So oh; Awesome work and well deserved, I'm just cheery to congratulate you on becoming a Knight! _______________ Still here | My Lightsaber |
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3th - Retired 
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holy sh*t, they made Masta a knight?! 
wow...who did you have to bribe/kill?
glad to see a BA mofo get knight. now they just need to promote you to trainer! (do they even have trainers anymore?) guess i should come back here more often than once every 8 months
you deserve many kudos my friend. my the force be with you!  _______________ this is the internet, be serious damn it! |
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Fullmetal D'Kana - Jedi Instructor 
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I require you...sexually....er I mean intellectually on msn when you get the chance. _______________ 
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Sared - Retired 
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Been listening to this. Good movie too. Dig it.  _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Sho Koon - Student 
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Congratulations! _______________ Proud owner of Malak's 50th and special 300th, Alex D'Kana's 3600th and 4000th, Laziana's 200th and [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]'s 1300th comment. |
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[DJK]Konar - Student
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Congrats Masta _______________ Poynts Darkside or whatever First to his beverage |
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Piccolo - Student 
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Quote: With Picc you will make a great copule of 'i am never on the server'!
so true lmao, vision and masta ftw |
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Wicek - Nugget 
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With Picc you will make a great copule of 'i am never on the server'! |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student
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There are plenty of things other knights don't seem to cover. Switching between stances in the middle of fights, parries, aiming, aggressive dueling, anti duals/staff, air to ground attacks and the list goes on.
Advance subjects would be best since we seem to have classes that cover all the basics. You could test the waters with a class that covers a general area and then begin to narrow down the topics into a couple separate classes. When you do come up with something, I'll be glad to come. Hopefully time won't be a problem. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student
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The staff rank is a mere rouse to divert your attention, commie! There is a dark reality beyond this which will strike fear into your heart. Imagine your world toppling under the weight of your communal farming system! *rants on randomly for an hour*
And now you see, my dear communist, your race will become asexual because the capitalists wish it. And on an off note, do you have any interesting plans for classes? I used to like going to a class here and there, but nothing really interests me now. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." This comment was edited by Augusta_Mintaka on Mar 24 2009 02:32am. |
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Kaldør - Student 
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Good work, comrade! Viva CCCP! |
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Masta - Jedi Council 
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Thanks everyone! _______________ Find out more about the Jedi Academy Aurochs here and more about Masta here! Married to Kain. |
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joca_bt - Student 
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congratz! the communism survives! _______________ - Son to Helen Catherine ;p - Random bash.org quote: X: you know what google earth needs? | Y: More 3D buildings? | X: ion cannon button |
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