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MSN Address:  Game_MasterXx@hotmail.com
Homepage:  http://archives.thejediacademy.net/index.php/Masta
Classes Enrolled:  Tag Team Duels
Basic Medium Stance Strategy (Standard Lightsaber Only)
The TFFA Experience
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Janus' Solid Staff Foundation Class
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Padawan of:  Fullmetal D'Kana
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Jan 19 2012 09:01pm

aDM1rAL sp0CK!!!!!!!!
 - Bollocks!

YOU SUCK AT STARCRAFT 2 LOL COMMAND AND CONQUER FTW

Nov 28 2011 11:40am

planK
 - Jedi Council
 planK

Under no circumstances should any member of The Jedi Academy discuss Star Wars: The Old Republic in the presence of Masta.

One dark night, Masta was raped by Star Wars: The Old Republic. But it didn't stop there. SW:TOR proceeded to rape Masta's mother, and the family dog. Upon finishing this heinous act, SW:TOR drank some milk from Masta's fridge and left the carton on the counter. These atrocities left wounds in Masta's psyche that will never truly be healed.

Please treat this issue with sensitivity and respect. Thank you.

Jul 07 2009 02:44am

Kainz00r
 - Jedi Knight
 Kainz00r

You need to join us in DotA!
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Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta.

This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:45am.

Jun 17 2009 12:35pm

Kainz00r
 - Jedi Knight
 Kainz00r

Most highly esteemed and fearless Masta, thou art truly one exceptionally accomplished individual. Unmatched is your strength, and terrifying is your intellect, that any person foolish enough to stand in your way receives only my pity (and a swift, ungratifying death of course). Indeed, it would take both the minds and might of many men to even consider challenging your pedestal of glory, and even then, the very depths of their souls would be suffocated under the pressure of trying to rival something so immense and overwhelming. No challenge too great, no obstacle impassable, you are a being whom carves his own destiny from the fruits of this world, for how can such a being be bound by the limitations of mortal men.

Never shall your days of spark-shed and glory be forgotten either – the legends of your travels will reach the eyes and ears of mortals for hundreds of years to come, long after you have ascended from this realm of existence. My matchless brother in arms, there is none other whom I would have had by my side in the thick of a battle, thundering down relentlessly upon our enemies in a maelstrom of sparks, sweat, death and cries of anguish. If I could change one single detail regarding our days on the field, it would only be that we had more opponents with whom to prove our prowess against.

And it is with absolute certainty that I tell you, the Revelations of Masta shall never be forgotten, their legendary content awing the most accomplished of warriors. This is what men of legend are made of. Valhalla waits for you.

#1000

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Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta.

This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:44am.


Jan 27 2009 09:10pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

We will simply convince the countries which you have not censored that it was all the communists doing. When the last of the human race emerges from the rubble, WW3 will start with sticks and stones!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

This comment was edited by Augusta_Mintaka on Jan 27 2009 09:10pm.

Jan 27 2009 08:35pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

You miss one thing! People in power act patriotically (or in commie speak, stupidly) in every power of the free world! Being too stubborn to even attempt communism, we will be sided by countries which share our love for emancipating other countries "we believe" are unfairly treated.

The only answer is M.A.D! Arm your off shore nuclear arsenals we don't know about, commie! Let us give the lord a splendid firework show and let him sort out the undesirables!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jan 26 2009 08:37pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

We will just threaten to brand our allies as enemies against patriotism and form a massive alliance. Our president, of course, will use Jesus Christ as a scapegoat and turn the war into a holy crusade. Your move, commie!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jan 25 2009 11:50pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Not if we have another cold war on our hands! Arm the nukes, we got some commies to detain without do process.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jan 25 2009 07:55pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Don't make me laugh! You will stand in line for government assigned shovels for ages! Our capitalist nation need only we work minimum wage for a short period of time in order to afford them!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jan 25 2009 09:11am

Roan Belouve
 - Retired
 Roan Belouve

Masta

Can you get hold of Johauna and duel in the TIT, the winner will take on Sete then it's the final against Kain

May the force be with you
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*Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same :). Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)

Jan 24 2009 09:22pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Go Go Capitalism! *takes down a portrait of Karl Marx and replaces it with one of Richard Nixon*


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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jan 22 2009 12:14am

NotSoLittleCaesar
 - Student
 NotSoLittleCaesar

How much wood can a communist chuck if a communist could chuck wood?


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Quote:
I mostly agree oh Lord of the squeezy mop


Jan 21 2009 08:21am

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

Go West!

Jan 18 2009 08:18pm

solitude
 - Jedi Council
 solitude

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PROPERTY OWNS YOU.
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Jan 17 2009 03:56pm

Maher
 - Jedi Knight
 Maher

haha :D

Quote:
I'd rather consider myself a humanistic socialist though.


Ditto... :)
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Still here | My Lightsaber

Jan 17 2009 01:38pm

Maher
 - Jedi Knight
 Maher

Are you fan of communism in the closet ? :D
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Still here | My Lightsaber

Jan 17 2009 01:25am

Piccolo
 - Student
 Piccolo

Carl Marx:o

Jan 14 2009 09:51pm

Piccolo
 - Student
 Piccolo

rusty but still there!

Jan 13 2009 11:39pm

Roan Belouve
 - Retired
 Roan Belouve

Masta

can you and Saz get together and duel please.

I left the tourney over Christmas because people were busy but if you tell him when you are likely to be about over the next few days we should be able to move on
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*Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same :). Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)

Jan 13 2009 12:51am

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

looks like we meet again :P
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

Jan 05 2009 10:33am

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

dont u have a msn or skype? ;x
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

Jan 05 2009 09:13am

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

asd
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

Jan 05 2009 12:10am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

wwwhut up mastuh, happy new year to you too man :D
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I fite for teh usars!1

Jan 02 2009 10:17pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

Happy New Year indeed. ...

This comment was edited by Wicek on Jan 03 2009 10:04am.

Jan 01 2009 12:21pm

Cuthalion
 - Padawan
 Cuthalion

Ok, no worries and a Happy New Year to you aswell. :)
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<MaherSenatu> guh... you are just... I'll keep sure that your kind of people will never be knights... <MaherSenatu> That's my mission... Master to Kain Sol

Dec 31 2008 12:50pm

Trey
 - Student
 Trey

Happy New Year
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blub blub

Dec 30 2008 12:38pm

Cuthalion
 - Padawan
 Cuthalion

Is there any one you could interest in joining the tournament?
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<MaherSenatu> guh... you are just... I'll keep sure that your kind of people will never be knights... <MaherSenatu> That's my mission... Master to Kain Sol

Dec 30 2008 01:02am

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

Thankyou:) same to you!

Dec 28 2008 11:36pm

Cuthalion
 - Padawan
 Cuthalion

Thanks for letting me know about the time zones :)
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<MaherSenatu> guh... you are just... I'll keep sure that your kind of people will never be knights... <MaherSenatu> That's my mission... Master to Kain Sol

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