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MSN Address:  Game_MasterXx@hotmail.com
Homepage:  http://archives.thejediacademy.net/index.php/Masta
Classes Enrolled:  Tag Team Duels
Basic Medium Stance Strategy (Standard Lightsaber Only)
The TFFA Experience
The Art Of Saber Throwing
Janus' Solid Staff Foundation Class
Duelling Advice
Countering
Way Of The Katan
Padawan of:  Fullmetal D'Kana
Last Comment:  Forums: Save the Date!
Comments Made:  4008

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Jan 19 2012 09:01pm

aDM1rAL sp0CK!!!!!!!!
 - Bollocks!

YOU SUCK AT STARCRAFT 2 LOL COMMAND AND CONQUER FTW

Nov 28 2011 11:40am

planK
 - Jedi Council
 planK

Under no circumstances should any member of The Jedi Academy discuss Star Wars: The Old Republic in the presence of Masta.

One dark night, Masta was raped by Star Wars: The Old Republic. But it didn't stop there. SW:TOR proceeded to rape Masta's mother, and the family dog. Upon finishing this heinous act, SW:TOR drank some milk from Masta's fridge and left the carton on the counter. These atrocities left wounds in Masta's psyche that will never truly be healed.

Please treat this issue with sensitivity and respect. Thank you.

Jul 07 2009 02:44am

Kainz00r
 - Jedi Knight
 Kainz00r

You need to join us in DotA!
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Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta.

This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:45am.

Jun 17 2009 12:35pm

Kainz00r
 - Jedi Knight
 Kainz00r

Most highly esteemed and fearless Masta, thou art truly one exceptionally accomplished individual. Unmatched is your strength, and terrifying is your intellect, that any person foolish enough to stand in your way receives only my pity (and a swift, ungratifying death of course). Indeed, it would take both the minds and might of many men to even consider challenging your pedestal of glory, and even then, the very depths of their souls would be suffocated under the pressure of trying to rival something so immense and overwhelming. No challenge too great, no obstacle impassable, you are a being whom carves his own destiny from the fruits of this world, for how can such a being be bound by the limitations of mortal men.

Never shall your days of spark-shed and glory be forgotten either – the legends of your travels will reach the eyes and ears of mortals for hundreds of years to come, long after you have ascended from this realm of existence. My matchless brother in arms, there is none other whom I would have had by my side in the thick of a battle, thundering down relentlessly upon our enemies in a maelstrom of sparks, sweat, death and cries of anguish. If I could change one single detail regarding our days on the field, it would only be that we had more opponents with whom to prove our prowess against.

And it is with absolute certainty that I tell you, the Revelations of Masta shall never be forgotten, their legendary content awing the most accomplished of warriors. This is what men of legend are made of. Valhalla waits for you.

#1000

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Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta.

This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:44am.


Jan 24 2007 01:06pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

Quote:
Quote:
Kaelis will now be to me what Hardwired is to Buzz
Kinky...

hf


Haha, I thought the same thing.

Jan 06 2007 12:51pm

Fox
 - Student

happy new year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

konichiwa mr sparkle!!
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Training partner of "Ðark"
Lover of "Moonwalker"
Dancing partners with "Avalon"


Jan 02 2007 04:04am

Luke
 - Ex-Student
 Luke

Man, I knew I forgot something, Writing my paper on video games, sorry!
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Lucas Ammons

Jan 01 2007 07:43pm

Luke
 - Ex-Student
 Luke

Masta, your making my brain hurt. You have grasp of things I know nothing about.
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Lucas Ammons

This comment was edited by Luke on Jan 01 2007 11:37pm.

Jan 01 2007 04:04am

Luke
 - Ex-Student
 Luke

Cool, you like astronomy too!
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Lucas Ammons

Dec 25 2006 11:32am

Limana D'Kana
 - Student
 Limana D'Kana

Merry X-mas!!!
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c",) c",) c",) c",) c",) c",) c",) c",)

Dec 25 2006 10:57am

Kaelis
 - On Leave
 Kaelis

Merry Christmas Dude
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Padawan of Roan Belouve, brother to Acura, Proud to be part of the Belouve Dynasty, Proud Owner of Jarhok's 430th comment, Dash Starlights 1600th comment, Saz's 5000th comment and Alex D'Kanas 2100 comment

Dec 25 2006 09:15am

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

Zycze tobie bys w prezencie dostal zajebiste rzniecie, by Mikolaj zamiast brody, mial dwa cycki, robil lody, by mial piekne dwa warkocze i gorace mokre krocze. :o

This comment was edited by Wicek on Dec 25 2006 09:16am.

Dec 24 2006 08:08pm

Vision
 - Jedi Knight
 Vision

Merry Christmas Masta!

Dec 23 2006 03:21pm

Maher
 - Jedi Knight
 Maher

/christmas poke

Merry Christmas:D
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Still here | My Lightsaber

Dec 22 2006 11:28am

Sho Koon
 - Student
 Sho Koon

Hello Masta!

Have a peaceful holiday!
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Proud owner of Malak's 50th and special 300th, Alex D'Kana's 3600th and 4000th, Laziana's 200th and [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]'s 1300th comment.

Dec 22 2006 02:05am

Majno
 - Padawan
 Majno


Teehee ([NR]). :P

Have a great Christmas and new Year dude!

Maybe catch you on the servs some time..
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" You've just taken your first steps into a larger world. " - Ben.

Dec 21 2006 07:01pm

Fullmetal D'Kana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Fullmetal D'Kana

1v1 DAME

ich kann win

du kannst :<
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:o

Dec 21 2006 04:30pm

R2D2
 - Staff
 R2D2

Not retired :eek: :P
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"Do or do not, there is no try"
Jedi Master Yoda
Dual Saberist


Dec 18 2006 11:06pm

Selph Senatu
 - Student
 Selph Senatu

Merry Christmas!

Dec 18 2006 06:20pm

Luke
 - Ex-Student
 Luke

It's Luke, my stories are incomplete, and can be changed, your help is NEEDED. The message I'm trying to get across though is histroy repeats itself, and there will always be conflict between the different nationalities of mankind.
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Lucas Ammons

Dec 17 2006 11:00am

ritchey
 - Student
 ritchey

shemale? xD

Dec 16 2006 04:05pm

ritchey
 - Student
 ritchey

xD

to be honest i meant this rosered-guy...

Dec 15 2006 05:39pm

ritchey
 - Student
 ritchey

do you want to tell me anything ?

Dec 12 2006 01:22pm

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

Mastz00r

Quote:
I know that I'm not allowed to exploit, like poke, but that's no problem for me - I can play staff und duals aswell


1337 comment by ritchey

Unless that two sentences that aren't connected, boo.

This comment was edited by Rosie on Dec 12 2006 01:28pm.

Dec 11 2006 07:56pm

Luke
 - Ex-Student
 Luke

I've edited my stories, help me make them better by adding your input.
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Lucas Ammons

Dec 07 2006 09:01am

3th
 - Retired
 3th

masta masta masta. you own face. period.

miss ya dude, take care of yo bad self. werd. :alliance:
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this is the internet, be serious damn it!

Dec 04 2006 01:56pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

Hi Masta, do you want to conquer the world with me?

Alright.

This comment was edited by Wicek on Dec 04 2006 04:03pm.

Nov 28 2006 09:41pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

Quote:
Quote:
1. pure water
2. osmosis
3. your cells asplode!

Kidneys + Hypothalamus = Osmoregulation


LORE

Nov 28 2006 02:22pm

Quom Farlance
 - Student
 Quom Farlance

Well done Masta! :)
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Proud owner of Wicek's 2400th comment!Mindrith Pride's 1200th comment!Alex's 3100th comment!obi's 700th comment!
"The measure of a truly great man is the courtesy with which he treats lesser men."


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