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MSN Address:  Game_MasterXx@hotmail.com
Homepage:  http://archives.thejediacademy.net/index.php/Masta
Classes Enrolled:  Tag Team Duels
Basic Medium Stance Strategy (Standard Lightsaber Only)
The TFFA Experience
The Art Of Saber Throwing
Janus' Solid Staff Foundation Class
Duelling Advice
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Way Of The Katan
Padawan of:  Fullmetal D'Kana
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Comments Made:  4008

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Jan 19 2012 09:01pm

aDM1rAL sp0CK!!!!!!!!
 - Bollocks!

YOU SUCK AT STARCRAFT 2 LOL COMMAND AND CONQUER FTW

Nov 28 2011 11:40am

planK
 - Jedi Council
 planK

Under no circumstances should any member of The Jedi Academy discuss Star Wars: The Old Republic in the presence of Masta.

One dark night, Masta was raped by Star Wars: The Old Republic. But it didn't stop there. SW:TOR proceeded to rape Masta's mother, and the family dog. Upon finishing this heinous act, SW:TOR drank some milk from Masta's fridge and left the carton on the counter. These atrocities left wounds in Masta's psyche that will never truly be healed.

Please treat this issue with sensitivity and respect. Thank you.

Jul 07 2009 02:44am

Kainz00r
 - Jedi Knight
 Kainz00r

You need to join us in DotA!
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Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta.

This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:45am.

Jun 17 2009 12:35pm

Kainz00r
 - Jedi Knight
 Kainz00r

Most highly esteemed and fearless Masta, thou art truly one exceptionally accomplished individual. Unmatched is your strength, and terrifying is your intellect, that any person foolish enough to stand in your way receives only my pity (and a swift, ungratifying death of course). Indeed, it would take both the minds and might of many men to even consider challenging your pedestal of glory, and even then, the very depths of their souls would be suffocated under the pressure of trying to rival something so immense and overwhelming. No challenge too great, no obstacle impassable, you are a being whom carves his own destiny from the fruits of this world, for how can such a being be bound by the limitations of mortal men.

Never shall your days of spark-shed and glory be forgotten either – the legends of your travels will reach the eyes and ears of mortals for hundreds of years to come, long after you have ascended from this realm of existence. My matchless brother in arms, there is none other whom I would have had by my side in the thick of a battle, thundering down relentlessly upon our enemies in a maelstrom of sparks, sweat, death and cries of anguish. If I could change one single detail regarding our days on the field, it would only be that we had more opponents with whom to prove our prowess against.

And it is with absolute certainty that I tell you, the Revelations of Masta shall never be forgotten, their legendary content awing the most accomplished of warriors. This is what men of legend are made of. Valhalla waits for you.

#1000

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Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta.

This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:44am.


Oct 13 2006 04:32pm

R2D2
 - Staff
 R2D2

I noticed I overshot my 2100st comment, but you can have the "spirit" of it. Good work on Rev. 4. I particularly liked the Auroch "bat signal" :cool:
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"Do or do not, there is no try"
Jedi Master Yoda
Dual Saberist


Oct 10 2006 05:17pm

Fullmetal D'Kana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Fullmetal D'Kana

haben sie auch pizza mit ananas? :confused:


die ananas mag ich net
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:o

Oct 09 2006 04:07pm

R2D2
 - Staff
 R2D2

arctic weasel, intriguing :eek:
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"Do or do not, there is no try"
Jedi Master Yoda
Dual Saberist


Oct 08 2006 11:55pm

R2D2
 - Staff
 R2D2

hi weasel
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"Do or do not, there is no try"
Jedi Master Yoda
Dual Saberist


Oct 07 2006 08:24pm

Kainz00r
 - Jedi Knight
 Kainz00r

You know it.
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Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta.

Oct 05 2006 03:27pm

Luke
 - Ex-Student
 Luke

Hello,
My name is Lucas Ammons. I Live in Kansas. I have posted a story on the showcase forum. My JA nickname is "Taav Sharroock"
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Lucas Ammons

Oct 04 2006 07:09pm

Kainz00r
 - Jedi Knight
 Kainz00r

Concerned.
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Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta.

Oct 02 2006 03:23am

Fullmetal D'Kana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Fullmetal D'Kana

ARE YOU STILL ALIVE MEIN FAVORITE GER? I AM SO WORRIED DUE TO YOUR ABSENCE :(:(:(:(

V:cryV
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:o

Oct 01 2006 03:10pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

HALOOOOOOOO!!!!!1111:D

Sep 28 2006 01:07pm

Jade Jedi
 - Retired
 Jade Jedi

skin pack's here.
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*CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1.

Sep 26 2006 08:16pm

Fullmetal D'Kana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Fullmetal D'Kana

Quote:
Alright, whilst you've been engaged on your journey to a place of mental slavery, a certain unknown visitor has come by our server, proclaiming to know about your secksual tendencies. He also claimed that your skills in a particular game called "jka" were completly inferior to his, and that he dominates you in any way possible within the boundaries of that game. I immediately realized that he was just an opinionated egocentric individual with a certain lack of brain-mass, thus i tried to enlighten his narrow-minded self by stating that his opinions were exactly just that: opinions. Also, i did remind him not to underestimate your abilities in that particular game too.

Unfortunately, that did not convince him and he got apparently stuck with being completly out of touch with reality, and kept on proclaiming to know that his abilities were far more superior then yours. After introducing that individual to the basics of logic, i became slightly frustrated with his ignorance, thus decided to leave the server and rejoin it under your name. (suz)
In a friendly manner, i tried to state my disappreciation of him spreading false "facts" about his and your abilities. Yet, his obvious lack of brain-mass prevented him from grasping the simple concept of my request, and forced him to throw all sorts of random insults at me whilst proclaiming to be way more superior instead.

So i offered him a chance to back his claims up by playing me in a 1on1. Unfortunately, it just so happened that my predictions of his person being a completly random coward were incorrect, and that he accepted my offer instantaneous. Obvious to my own lack of skill in that particular discipline of the game called "jka", i got a bit worried about the outcome of this match.
I tried really hard...
Lost really hard (suz)

jus wanted 2say suz brah =|


V:B:V
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:o

Sep 18 2006 03:47am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

GIBT CRANKC?
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I fite for teh usars!1

Sep 17 2006 07:29am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

rawwwrrr
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I fite for teh usars!1

Sep 16 2006 08:54pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

hi

Sep 02 2006 08:13pm

Kainz00r
 - Jedi Knight
 Kainz00r

8-|
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Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta.

Sep 02 2006 05:10pm

Fullmetal D'Kana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Fullmetal D'Kana

:n:
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:o

Aug 18 2006 11:51pm

Kainz00r
 - Jedi Knight
 Kainz00r

D_D
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Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta.

Aug 16 2006 03:29pm

Gil-Galad
 - Student
 Gil-Galad

Speak english noob omfg.
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|JAA| since 02/05/06

Green for life


Aug 11 2006 07:21pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

wer r u?

Aug 10 2006 02:39pm

Gil-Galad
 - Student
 Gil-Galad

Come back mister >=|
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|JAA| since 02/05/06

Green for life


Aug 04 2006 08:32pm

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

merowl
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Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
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(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
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whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Jul 28 2006 08:20pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

u r POL!!! OKAY? :MAD:

EDIT:

:nervou NO OFFNCE but methinkz dat u r POLGERMasta

:cool:


I herd dat u KOR. Don kno wat dat ist tbh but OKAY

Wicek r proud of POL even if its stoopid konutry and ping on UK server r high OK. wp

This comment was edited by Wicek on Jul 28 2006 09:13pm.

Jul 26 2006 08:06pm

PheoSoL
 - Student
 PheoSoL

hey tido says you know esl really well lol, dya know how to change the date on auto challanger cus im doing 1on1 saber thingy, but its set a date i cant do lol, can you change it?

-SoL-
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RaiN!+ThundeR!

http://www.myspace.com/solomongrist


Jul 26 2006 01:08pm

Alex Dkana
 - Staff
 Alex Dkana

No problem, sounds like fun i think i have seen some of those holiday packages beyond the mortal realm in my local 'lets go travel'. Anyway enjoy!
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To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana

Jul 25 2006 11:46pm

Alex Dkana
 - Staff
 Alex Dkana

Congratulations on your marriage, i hope you and Kain are very happy together :P

Any plans for the honeymoon?
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To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana

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