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"Masta"
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aDM1rAL sp0CK!!!!!!!! - Bollocks! |
YOU SUCK AT STARCRAFT 2 LOL COMMAND AND CONQUER FTW |
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planK - Jedi Council 
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Under no circumstances should any member of The Jedi Academy discuss Star Wars: The Old Republic in the presence of Masta.
One dark night, Masta was raped by Star Wars: The Old Republic. But it didn't stop there. SW:TOR proceeded to rape Masta's mother, and the family dog. Upon finishing this heinous act, SW:TOR drank some milk from Masta's fridge and left the carton on the counter. These atrocities left wounds in Masta's psyche that will never truly be healed. Please treat this issue with sensitivity and respect. Thank you. |
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight 
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You need to join us in DotA! _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:45am. |
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight 
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Most highly esteemed and fearless Masta, thou art truly one exceptionally accomplished individual. Unmatched is your strength, and terrifying is your intellect, that any person foolish enough to stand in your way receives only my pity (and a swift, ungratifying death of course). Indeed, it would take both the minds and might of many men to even consider challenging your pedestal of glory, and even then, the very depths of their souls would be suffocated under the pressure of trying to rival something so immense and overwhelming. No challenge too great, no obstacle impassable, you are a being whom carves his own destiny from the fruits of this world, for how can such a being be bound by the limitations of mortal men.
Never shall your days of spark-shed and glory be forgotten either – the legends of your travels will reach the eyes and ears of mortals for hundreds of years to come, long after you have ascended from this realm of existence. My matchless brother in arms, there is none other whom I would have had by my side in the thick of a battle, thundering down relentlessly upon our enemies in a maelstrom of sparks, sweat, death and cries of anguish. If I could change one single detail regarding our days on the field, it would only be that we had more opponents with whom to prove our prowess against. And it is with absolute certainty that I tell you, the Revelations of Masta shall never be forgotten, their legendary content awing the most accomplished of warriors. This is what men of legend are made of. Valhalla waits for you. #1000 _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:44am. |
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Echuu - Student 
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Hey man long time no see i hope you good take care -Echuu- _______________ KV Mechelen Proud owner of: Kauyon's 101th, Akkarin's 100th, Piccolo's 30th, Wicek's 1400th , Mindrith's 1500th, Sednox' 1935th Comment |
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Echuu - Student 
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Hey man long time no see i hope you good take care -Echuu- _______________ KV Mechelen Proud owner of: Kauyon's 101th, Akkarin's 100th, Piccolo's 30th, Wicek's 1400th , Mindrith's 1500th, Sednox' 1935th Comment |
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight
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Kain casts ff9 Hades theme.midi You crack a rib. gg _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. |
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight
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:> _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. |
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Carrock - Padawan 
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SeJe - Ex-Student 
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rawr Mast0rrr |
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ritchey - Student 
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Je ne hier leet und so...du aber auch |
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Fire - Student 
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Mastz00r man, I don't know what to say. Thanks so much for the kind words! I can't say that I'm even close to believing myself to be as you describe, but believe me when I say you've gotten to a point in JK3 where you've become something more of just an ordinary duelist, but an extraordinary duelist. I consider you by far better than I am as a duelist. Haha, I'm only half Asian...So I guess that makes up for my suckiness at DDR But thanks again dude, your words are very kind and I'm glad to see that I've in some way helped you throughout your career as a JK3 fighter. Take care and have fun most importantly |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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No worries dude, I didn't take offense to it. I don't think poking is advanced anything, but I think Talion was referring to it in that way. Only reason I kept bringing it up was that. _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Setementor - Jedi Master 
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Thanks, Masta. |
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skyler_ - Student 
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Quote: Its been a great pleasure and above all, an honor to have met you sir. Thanks again for everything. <3 aww, thx a lot same here dude and btw, heres my 1500 comment |
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†Johauna Darkrider†- Student 
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†Johauna Darkrider†- Student 
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Miss you and your 1337z00r trainings... <3333 PS: My 200th comment in only only only for you, bro. May the Force be with you <3333 _______________ Johauna's Bio | When I am GRANDMASTER...! | StarCraft II Protoss Learner | Wannabe GrandMaster Leaguer | How to NOT play StarCraft II Specialist This comment was edited by †Johauna Darkrider†on Jun 23 2005 02:15pm. |
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Majno - Padawan 
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Hej Masta. Thank you Sir. this date also marks a milestone for me here at TJA its been about a year and a half now here It's been great.As you are one of the duelers here I have much respect for and enjoy dueling, that means a lot. So thank you Sir. See you around, take care. Majno... _______________ " You've just taken your first steps into a larger world. " - Ben. |
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skyler_ - Student
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ban the dude!!!! |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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I vote for Mastz00r's immediate ban for being too cool. kthx _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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†Johauna Darkrider†- Student
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Huhu, my fellow haXiomer! _______________ Johauna's Bio | When I am GRANDMASTER...! | StarCraft II Protoss Learner | Wannabe GrandMaster Leaguer | How to NOT play StarCraft II Specialist |
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Flash - Student 
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Thanks a bunch man, I really appreciate it. Next time we meet up we need to duel a bit more than we did the first time. <3 for Masta! |
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†Johauna Darkrider†- Student
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Greetings to you, my old friend and teacher! Missed you a lot, hope to see you around. _______________ Johauna's Bio | When I am GRANDMASTER...! | StarCraft II Protoss Learner | Wannabe GrandMaster Leaguer | How to NOT play StarCraft II Specialist |
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Master Raw - Student 
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I wanna improve and 2 get better i need a master that is good and show me more. And yes this is Padawan Raw/Master Wicked. Corn told me this is the place 2 be hehe. thanx man. oh and hi _______________ yum, yum... |
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Ðemiµrg° - Student 
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Last time I took the liberty of posting on your forum it caused a slight errrrr difference of opinion. Far from having learned from that experience I have returned to spill the beans on this clown going by the name of Masta. I recall the faithfull day I first spotted the said nub in a BWN server, there was no doubt in my mind this specimen was particularly nub in his sabering. I started by explaining to him there might be a better tactic than spamming blue kata twice, running until the force regen did its work and repeating the same process into infinity. Furthermore I also taught him how to switch saber styles, but once he got the hang of that, he seemed to believe that his frantic switching would be enough to scurr his opponents into /killing themselves. Much to his amazement... his tactics failed him. After undergoing an endless spam of :'( emoticons I cracked and agreed to help him to go from über nOOb to just NuB, a decision that has been haunting me until this day and more importantly will continiue to haunt me in the future. As he kept sticking to my *ss, like the glue I use to keep my personals safely tucked away in that area, it was inevitable that I got attached to him like you get attached to your favourite underpants ( I know cuz I wear the same one every day =P). Approximately six months passed. Steadily and surely he started to become evermore nub and, much to my regret, ever more civilised. In the end he even erased his NoOb!!!11 bind, making his transition complete. He, teh sensei Mastz00r, became so forthcoming to his fellows it made my bacon 'n eggs breakfast come out faster than chocolate cake goes into an obese 13 year old. Sadly, thats not all, he traded the fabled Blue Kata spam for a wh*ring combination of stylez so leet it cannot be practiced before 9 at night when all children are safely in their beds. Now for the serious part, I've enjoyed every moment I've spent with you in this game but more importantly I enjoy talking to you about things not in any way related to something as trivial as a video game even more. People think that the student is the one learing from the teacher, though that is far from the truth. For the very little I showed him I got back the tenfold in skill and satisfaction. Through all of this he earned my respect and gratitude not just because of what he became but above all for what he is. So this rant goes out to my main man Masta, Teh Sensei Mastz00r aka Master P!ng All joo JAYKAYAY Jedi & Sith, boys n (especially) girls get down on yer knees and BOW DOWN full of wonder and tremble with fear for teh leetest PWNz00r of all zeMASTA!!!11 Ðem¡µrg° aka Cornµgon. _______________ God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. |
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight
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FOR THE LAST FREAKIN TIME NUBLET, I DUN LIEK NUBNS LIEK JOORSELF, I MEAN FFS MAN, I'VE GOT PWNIN N STUFF TO DO, THOSE NUBLETS AINT GONA PWN 'EMSELVES I. AINT. GOTS. TEH. TIME. FOO EH? EH?! gEEZ MAN, YOU NEVER STOP, AND CAPS LOCK > YOUR MOTHER. EVAR 'EAR O' TIS THING CALLED PRIVACY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH I BET >=/ SO NU, NU NU NUUUU... MY TRIX R MY OWN, BAHAHHAHA. On the flipside though, your not the only newb in the world. Your a 'z00r newb just like me though, <3. GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR. Edit: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. This comment was edited by Kainz00r on May 23 2005 10:29am. |
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SS/ph00d - Student 
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Thanks masta _______________ -ShadowSith: CTF/gunner specialist. |
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Virtue - Jedi Council 
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It's supposed to be dark. Edit in response to your edit: Thank you very much! As long as people enjoy it, I'll keep on doing it. - Virtue.  _______________ Academy Architect This comment was edited by Virtue on Apr 29 2005 05:23pm. |
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Jaiko D'Kana - Student 
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Haha wow thanks masta....erm i dont know what to say, im speachless. I doubt i deserve such praise, but its well recieved non the less. Thank you Take Care matey -JaikoD'Kana- _______________ The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind. William James (1842 - 1910) |
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