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Kainz00r "Kainz00r"
Jedi Knight

Location:  UK
Occupation:  Wizard
Padawan of:  Fullmetal D'Kana
Padawans  Fullmetal D'Kana
Last Comment:  Forums: Episode 7 (Spoilers)
Comments Made:  1138

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Jun 05 2009 03:40pm

Masta
 - Jedi Council
 Masta

Kainz00r, thou cometh of a race of hardy breed, one that carries its newborn children to rivers of harsh and cruel icy water, and hardens them on the coldness of nature; as small boys do they spend many a vigilant hour over the chase, tiring out the woodlands with spear and bow; but once manhood is reached, unremitting by toil and trained to efficiency, they master the rich soils of Arcadia with axes of steel, or level towns in war. Neither will sinister old age ever devitalize your spirit or abate thy force; silver hair will bear the weight of steel helmets, and never shall diminish your delight in living on fresh spoil.

Encountering you, every warrior will remain as mere bleeding earth, barely palpitating, bloodied by sordid incomprehension as he strains to understand just what it was that happened to him, that leaves behind mere ruins of the most valiant and strongest men ever to have beheld the light of day. Indeed, woe to the arms that dare to shed your worthy blood! Because as long as there is might in your sword, and valor in your spirit, gore and devastation will be so much on display, and terrifying objects so familiar to man and woman alike, that all custom shall be choked by deeds of war, and your spirit, raging in terrifying bloodlust, shall with a voice worthy of mighty Zeus himself, call forth the legions of death, and let slip the dogs of war.

Thy sky shall be bright, where lucid clouds will take on the forms of smiling faces of Odin.

There will be no redemption.
No escape.

#3000
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This comment was edited by solitude on Jun 07 2009 05:57pm.

Oct 07 2004 11:22pm

Masta
 - Jedi Council
 Masta

W00T
Your still here man...and i hope you wont ever leave...dont get distracted by FFXI too much...
So uhm...hears something for ya mate:

Kainz00r wears always a bulletproof vest
but his fame spreads like a pest
because the JA ppl know him as the best
He doesnt know anything like rest
and seeks Master DarkStars nest
to slay him down with pure skill
but Kain wont make his blood spill
he wont flame DS on the grill
because he controls ppl with his will
and hes just gonna make the usual drill
U know it...hardcore duels everyday
Once Kain connects everyones gotta obey
and those guys rich on fame have to pay
so you should really stay out of his way
because kain just loves to slay

And of course...to stay

Yup...stay always true to yourself Kain
Dont ever change man...and dont ever leave jk3 =)

Comment 500 is now yours my friend
Take Care and Stay Safe
-Masta
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Married to Kain.


This comment was edited by solitude on Jun 07 2009 04:30pm.

Aug 22 2004 08:46pm

Masta
 - Jedi Council
 Masta

Here we go kainz00r xD

Forum Comment #200 =)

Dedicated to one of the best JKA players ever and for a future JAK ^^

Meh does wish u many luck and success man
May RL be a friend to you
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This comment was edited by solitude on Jun 07 2009 04:29pm.


Jan 14 2010 01:23am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

If it is not possible then compromise is well within reason. And must I remind you the differences between slave labor and minimal wage labor?
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jan 13 2010 08:23pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Very rarely have I engaged in a saber duel as of late. The schedule of a consumer is very tedious as there is much to buy. Nevertheless, I am willing to engage in such a challenge when my current cycle of studies is finished which will be in 4 weeks time.

My only request is that it shall not be on a TJA server and the maximum difference between our latency is 20 with neither exceeding 160.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jan 13 2010 06:10pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Of course, rule cannot be decided by a third party. What forms of combat is the current sovereign capable of participating in?

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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jan 13 2010 01:20am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Perhaps it would be a profitable venture, how does your kingdom recognize honorable combat?
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jan 12 2010 06:05pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Will your kingdom accept the notion of a female sovereign if she were to prevail in honorable combat?
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jan 11 2010 08:59pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

So if a peasant were to defeat you in honorable combat, would he inherit the title of sovereign?
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jan 07 2010 03:25am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

How does your kingdom handle separation of powers? The guillotine or the rack?
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Dec 31 2009 09:06pm

Masta
 - Jedi Council
 Masta

"To those human beings who are of any concern to me I wish suffering, desolation, sickness, ill-treatment, indignities - I wish that they should not remain unfamiliar with profound self-contempt, the torture of self-mistrust, the wretchedness of the vanquished: I have no pity for them, because I wish them the only thing that can prove today whether one is worth anything or not - that one endures. "
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Dec 30 2009 06:21pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Decency? Your old English terms mean little in modern society! We do not have slaves! They are minimum wage workers and just because minimum wage does not cover the cost of living does not mean they are slaves! We prefer the term "perpetually poor".
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Dec 25 2009 07:38am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

I hope you enjoy your pagan celebrations with the traditional beheading of those who defy the monarchy by reading books. Merry ><mas
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Dec 24 2009 10:30pm

Laziana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Laziana

Kain! Merry Christmas :)
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Dec 03 2009 08:48pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

That is quite alright, Monarchs have a lot of gold coins and vials of baby tears to count. You delay the inevitable though, your monarchy shall fall to the might of capitalism.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Nov 29 2009 07:21pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

May the greater society win.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Nov 29 2009 12:20am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Oh no, as I am the challenger you have the opportunity of the first theme. It shall take place in the spam section of the forum! You may start the topic, or I will if you prefer.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Nov 28 2009 04:15am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Will the monarch be ready for the battle this week, or shall there be more delay? As a capitalist, I completely understand how long it takes to count money.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Nov 18 2009 05:59pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

YOU INSULT ME BY SENDING A LACKEY TO SPEAK TO THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD!

NEXT WEEK THEN!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Nov 15 2009 04:49pm

darth david
 - Student

hi people i have kown idee what i am doing :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::
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do you like waffles ?

Nov 13 2009 05:48am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Shall you become available for the honorable battle next week, royalist?
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Nov 01 2009 06:39pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

The time is acceptable. As I am the challenger, you will have the luxury of picking the first theme. A picture must be produced within 24 hours after the theme is picked unless there are serious complications where extensions are permitted.

Shall we be the two combatants or would the vile communist wish to partake in this upcoming epic battle?

We shall meet on the bloody field of battle in about two weeks time!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

This comment was edited by Augusta_Mintaka on Nov 01 2009 06:40pm.

Oct 31 2009 10:30pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

We should agree upon the terms of our inevitable MS Paint battle!

I say it would involve themes we each pick (eg oppression, slavery, etc) one after another. One image from each party per theme.

It can be either a noble duel between us or a bloody conflict between the major represented economic models/governments (ie capitalism, monarchy and communism [the UN, of course, is not invited]).

What say you?
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Oct 30 2009 08:52pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Midterm exams plague me for the next week, but I am free from 2 weeks - finals.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Oct 30 2009 06:37pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

I propose the time being in two weeks time!

The battle grounds: the spam forum!

Terms: 1 ms paint portrait per combatent per day!

End game: each day missed is a strike, 3 strikes is a loss!

Prize: annual tribute of slaves(for you) minimum wage workers(for me).
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Oct 29 2009 02:33am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

I challenge you a public MS Paint showdown! The righteous capitalist empire vs the miserable monarchs!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Aug 12 2009 07:29pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

During your leave I had introduced the printing press to your so called utopia. You will find that the average citizen is much more educated and will question your temporary rule much more often. Also, I do not have any slaves! They are illegal immigrant workers who work at just below minimum wage. There is a HUGE difference.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jul 31 2009 03:03am

hockey99
 - Student

Are you looking for another padawan.. I'm deffently interested if you are

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