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Kainz00r "Kainz00r"
Jedi Knight

Location:  UK
Occupation:  Wizard
Padawan of:  Fullmetal D'Kana
Padawans  Fullmetal D'Kana
Last Comment:  Forums: Episode 7 (Spoilers)
Comments Made:  1138

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Jun 05 2009 03:40pm

Masta
 - Jedi Council
 Masta

Kainz00r, thou cometh of a race of hardy breed, one that carries its newborn children to rivers of harsh and cruel icy water, and hardens them on the coldness of nature; as small boys do they spend many a vigilant hour over the chase, tiring out the woodlands with spear and bow; but once manhood is reached, unremitting by toil and trained to efficiency, they master the rich soils of Arcadia with axes of steel, or level towns in war. Neither will sinister old age ever devitalize your spirit or abate thy force; silver hair will bear the weight of steel helmets, and never shall diminish your delight in living on fresh spoil.

Encountering you, every warrior will remain as mere bleeding earth, barely palpitating, bloodied by sordid incomprehension as he strains to understand just what it was that happened to him, that leaves behind mere ruins of the most valiant and strongest men ever to have beheld the light of day. Indeed, woe to the arms that dare to shed your worthy blood! Because as long as there is might in your sword, and valor in your spirit, gore and devastation will be so much on display, and terrifying objects so familiar to man and woman alike, that all custom shall be choked by deeds of war, and your spirit, raging in terrifying bloodlust, shall with a voice worthy of mighty Zeus himself, call forth the legions of death, and let slip the dogs of war.

Thy sky shall be bright, where lucid clouds will take on the forms of smiling faces of Odin.

There will be no redemption.
No escape.

#3000
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This comment was edited by solitude on Jun 07 2009 05:57pm.

Oct 07 2004 11:22pm

Masta
 - Jedi Council
 Masta

W00T
Your still here man...and i hope you wont ever leave...dont get distracted by FFXI too much...
So uhm...hears something for ya mate:

Kainz00r wears always a bulletproof vest
but his fame spreads like a pest
because the JA ppl know him as the best
He doesnt know anything like rest
and seeks Master DarkStars nest
to slay him down with pure skill
but Kain wont make his blood spill
he wont flame DS on the grill
because he controls ppl with his will
and hes just gonna make the usual drill
U know it...hardcore duels everyday
Once Kain connects everyones gotta obey
and those guys rich on fame have to pay
so you should really stay out of his way
because kain just loves to slay

And of course...to stay

Yup...stay always true to yourself Kain
Dont ever change man...and dont ever leave jk3 =)

Comment 500 is now yours my friend
Take Care and Stay Safe
-Masta
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Married to Kain.


This comment was edited by solitude on Jun 07 2009 04:30pm.

Aug 22 2004 08:46pm

Masta
 - Jedi Council
 Masta

Here we go kainz00r xD

Forum Comment #200 =)

Dedicated to one of the best JKA players ever and for a future JAK ^^

Meh does wish u many luck and success man
May RL be a friend to you
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This comment was edited by solitude on Jun 07 2009 04:29pm.


Jul 21 2009 04:58pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

We will hold off our nuclear weaponry deployment for the time being. Be aware though, your people thirst for capitalism.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jul 10 2009 04:12pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Minimum wage work is not slavery! You should watch how you refer to the noble capitalists for one day your serfs will follow their ways!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jul 10 2009 07:05am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

To be fair, I have paid an artist to return the favor.

Here is a professional depiction of what actually happened.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jul 08 2009 06:04pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

You are as blind as ever to the truth! Cannot you see the agony in the people's eyes from not having control over their own lives? Forever engraved into a caste, your peasants know nothing of freedom! Mark my words, if they ever even have a taste of capitalistic freedom, your reign will tumble quicker than the stock market when the bubble popped.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jul 07 2009 06:02am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

A monarch without guilt? Blindness to your own atrocities will numb your joy in passing! For what atrocity is worse than taking the role of the divine by assuming absolute power?

No no, my dear monarch. Pass into the gods, you may, but there will be no glory. Capitalism is your only chance at redemption! Allowing the peasants to seize opportunity and grasp the throat of oppression is the only means in which they can enjoy life! You will soon face the inevitable future and by the gods you will regret not investing in a 401K.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jul 06 2009 05:45pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

I only see the truth with my eyes, sacrilegious monarch. Your people will soon rise up and lash out against your wicked rule. They will see the success of capitalists and become green with envy of our "paved roads" and "public sanitation". It is only a matter of time that this envy turns into spite and they will oust you unto the guillotine! Upon attempting communism for a short while, your people well become full blooded capitalists once they see the fatal errors within the red's government.

It all comes in full circle. We will all become capitalists in the end, accept it!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jul 03 2009 12:23am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

You think a band of peasants and serfs can lay a finger on the Leader of the Free World? Surely you jest! My capitalist peons stand by me with audit reports in hand to deal with whatever riff raff you send my way!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jul 02 2009 11:35pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Those who write the history books will recall you as a harsh king who's sense of justice was a swift hanging! You are the king of misinformed peasants and corrupt nobility!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jul 02 2009 09:45pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Capitalists, being the savvy price watchers we are, saw wisdom as an overpriced commodity. Rather, we delved into innovation and economics as our saving grace! You're old ways will tumble down hill as your people sing songs of your inevitable demise.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jun 24 2009 05:26am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

The only fate guaranteed to a king is one of gluttony and demise! Mark my words...You will experience a hostile takeover that even the capitalists would not be capable of!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jun 23 2009 10:44pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Unless you are betrayed by a loyal adviser. You shall play the role of Caesar!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jun 23 2009 09:35pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Do you not believe it would be beneficial for them to let you think that? Oh how naive a ruler you are.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jun 22 2009 09:26pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

A king cannot keep his peasants illiterate for long! One day your kingdom will enter a Wi-Fi zone and they will have the knowledge to stop your abusive monarchy!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jun 22 2009 12:23am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

You should keep your guards close, very close. Capitalists are well known for eliminating competition. You would be wise to accept the teachings of Kenneth Lay.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jun 21 2009 08:32pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

History will teach you that people will willingly sacrifice their lower class citizens by the thousands in order to achieve capitalist prosperity!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jun 21 2009 02:56am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

The people, seeing their wealth wasted on their king, will soon create a charter to limit your powers. I say cut your loses short now and allow yourself to be bought out!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jun 20 2009 11:44pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

First communism now monarchy? When you learn that capitalism and a delusional democracy is the only way to go?!?!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Jun 11 2009 10:27pm

Darth Vedder
 - Student

i could be your padawan. could you inform me for my tasks?

Jun 03 2009 12:44am

Xanatos
 - Student
 Xanatos

Congratulations on being knighted :)
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Jun 03 2009 12:10am

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

No way. 8-|

Jun 01 2009 09:08am

Milosh
 - Student
 Milosh

Congratulations :D
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May 31 2009 07:45pm

Cuthalion
 - Padawan
 Cuthalion

Apparently congratulations are in order. Congratulations and Good job! After my exams I look forward to seeing you in-game :)
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<MaherSenatu> guh... you are just... I'll keep sure that your kind of people will never be knights... <MaherSenatu> That's my mission... Master to Kain Sol

May 31 2009 04:45pm

Laziana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Laziana

Congratulations :)
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May 31 2009 09:49am

†Johauna Darkrider†
 - Student
 â€ Johauna Darkrider†

Congratulations :)


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May 31 2009 09:48am

Piccolo
 - Student
 Piccolo

congrats mate! xoxo

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