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Maher "Maher"
Jedi Knight
Joined September 2005, Proud padawan of Laziana, Grandpa of Senatu Family

Location:  Finland
Occupation:  Force Spirit Of Jedi Academy
Interests:  Music, Techonology, Philosophy, Society, Natural, Education, Economy, Teaching, Learning
Homepage:  http://mahersenatu.wixsite.com/maherholo
Padawan of:  Laziana
Padawans  DracoLich Senatu
The Cookie
Elessar
Cloud Senatu
Last Comment:  Forums: You know your an Olbie when....
Comments Made:  3821

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Mar 26 2010 09:18am

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

You are old, Grandpa Maher
a poem by Lewis Carroll, edited by Elessar

‘You are old, Grandpa Maher,’ the young man said,
‘And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head -
Do you think, at your age, it is right?’

‘In my youth,’ Grandpa Maher replied to his grandson,
‘I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -
Pray, what is the reason of that?’

‘In my youth,’ said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
‘I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment - one shilling the box -
Allow me to sell you a couple?’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -
Pray how did you manage to do it?’

‘In my youth,’ said his grandpa, ‘I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -
What made you so awfully clever?’

‘I have answered three questions, and that is enough,’
Said his grandpa; ‘don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I’ll kick you down stairs!’

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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


This comment was edited by DJ Sith on Mar 26 2010 05:04pm.


Jul 10 2006 06:16pm

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

just wondring what was sure and answer too sry:D
oh cool thx:D
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


This comment was edited by [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW] on Jul 10 2006 06:18pm.

Jul 10 2006 03:38pm

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

Please read my comments below if u have not they are veryyyyyyyyyyy important to my special guide thx again:)
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


Jul 10 2006 03:23pm

AvaloN
 - Student
 AvaloN

I dont really play much at the Academy servers anymore, but im fine tnx, how about you?

Jul 10 2006 02:29pm

Moriarti
 - Student
 Moriarti

im good minus i dont have a job so no money so i cant buy stuff :( apart from that things are good. yeah i dont play ja online cos my pc isnt hooked upto the net so im only on the site now and then
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Vampire boxing nord

Jul 10 2006 02:07pm

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

im really tired. lol
too much 'limonade' last night :P
hmmm and its really hot here too, damn annoying if u ask me :)

and how r you?
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

Jul 10 2006 11:04am

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

I'm fine thanks :D

I don't really appear a lot on the servers anymore, mostly because I don't like the new Jedi Academy game! Jedi Outcast was far better in terms of gameplay I think.

How are you?
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


Jul 10 2006 10:32am

Echuu
 - Student
 Echuu

Figo has always bin the greatest footballer I know, he was playing for Portugal as far as I can remember

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KV Mechelen

Proud owner of: Kauyon's 101th, Akkarin's 100th, Piccolo's 30th, Wicek's 1400th , Mindrith's 1500th, Sednox' 1935th Comment


Jul 10 2006 10:26am

Echuu
 - Student
 Echuu

hehe same here Belgium got into the WC last time but brazil beat them (after 2 belgian goals who where not counted for) that game was soo bought

-Echuu-
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KV Mechelen

Proud owner of: Kauyon's 101th, Akkarin's 100th, Piccolo's 30th, Wicek's 1400th , Mindrith's 1500th, Sednox' 1935th Comment


Jul 10 2006 08:50am

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

Okay, but where? :P

Jul 10 2006 03:40am

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

and i just wanted to say that ur random posts are the best random posts ever my guide thx see ya later:D
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


Jul 10 2006 03:38am

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

i just got xfire and my name is 1ifobiwanp, i clicked send and it said that u have to accept me or something so if u want to accept please , and if u dont want me to talk to u it is ok too but i want to because u are after all my guide, and if u dont want to just tell me so i dont wait for u to accept ok thx maher your my master guide thx thx thx again sry for sayin sry to many times today thx again thoughLOLLOL:D
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


Jul 10 2006 12:45am

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

thx for ur 1000th comment and u are a cool guy to sry that i over reacted and thx for being my special guide i apprectiate that and i know it was a tough desision who to give your 1000th comment to me and i will do the same when i get to my 1000th comment because u are a very nice special guide ;)
ill see u in Virtue's Advanced Medium stance class tuesday i hope u can make it:cool:
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


Jul 09 2006 08:21pm

Mune
 - Student
 Mune

That's how I look at life. Long term plans, with exceptions, don't work too well because there's too many things that can happen in between to throw it off. You just have to look at what you have and go with that. Stuff happens. Go with it.
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Captain Barkeep.

Jul 09 2006 06:15pm

CuZzA
 - Student
 CuZzA

Quote:
Hmm that Ronaldo pic, He didn't cheat, England is so tend in matches because they care just about win....Oh and for Rooney, HE SHOULD LOOK MORE CAREFUL WHERE HE PUT HIM FOOT?!

and about Ronaldo he just intrigued to Rooney and if big man can't take it...so cry baby.

P.S I am from finland so this doesn't touch me but yes I do care about football and fair play:confused:


With all due respect, you must be pretty stupid if you think it was Rooney's fault.

Actually, before I get onto that, can I just say for the last freakin' time that I don't care about England losing. Well, I do, but I'm past that now. I was past it about an hour or two after Ronaldo scored that penalty.

Right, back on topic. You're saying it was Rooney's fault? He was being pulled down by 2 Portugese players. He was going to fall. If he didn't want to fall, he had to place his foot somewhere. Unfortunately for Carvalliho, it was right between his legs. The referee, if you watch the video I posted, was never going to give anything to Rooney for the "foul" except the free-kick. Ronaldo came in and it all went downhill from there.

How the hell can you sit there and say Rooney is a cry baby? Ronaldo crys every time he falls over. He crys when they lose games.
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- Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world

Jul 09 2006 06:15pm

Masta
 - Jedi Council
 Masta

Dont think itll be anytime soon. The heat > my hardware + me. I dont feel comfortable playing in such a heat, and my pc doesnt like it neither which results in random reboots due to overheating.

So yea, maybe next month or something...
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Married to Kain.


Jul 09 2006 04:46pm

Tigerclaw
 - Student
 Tigerclaw

I'm fine Maher, and you? Servers seem very quiet lately, not a lot happening :(

Thanks for the Web site comment, much appreciated :)

Catch you soon matey ;)
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Geriatric single User, with a touch of Staff now and again. Influenced by Dash Starlight, Jaina. Janus, and Gradius in staff. And in yellow stance. Jaina D'Kana, who really helped me when I first joined the Academy and Jaiko D'Kana, who's classes I took in the begining. Proud owner of _Muro_'s 400th ACK! comment. Avatar by the one and only Majno . Padawan to Dash Starlight

Jul 09 2006 03:47pm

Jaitro Kyrall
 - Student
 Jaitro Kyrall

;) I'm playing at the moment a lot
on (random) publik servs, just looking around
how they play this game and learn from it.

One of these days I will be back on
the JA and NJO servs.

Take care, cya.
Jaitro.


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[Proud owner of Dash's 1400th comment!],[Proud owner of Wicek's 1800th comment!]
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Jul 09 2006 03:30pm

Carrock
 - Padawan
 Carrock

hahaa :D

PINK :P

i m fine thx just nervous :D but happy :)
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Jul 09 2006 03:15pm

Vision
 - Jedi Knight
 Vision

Pretty good. And yourself? :P

Jul 09 2006 12:23pm

Lirael
 - Jedi Council
 Lirael

hey im good thanks,
After 3 years ive rediscovered ctf insta hehe and although im gonna be very busy this summer im sure ill find some time for a few duels :)
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I can write my name with my sparkler. My sparkler > your lightsabre

Jul 08 2006 10:53pm

Threat
 - Student
 Threat

Thanks for the duels...and the ass kickings! Losing sucks...but you cushioned the blow by showing me some things to help improve my game! :D

I really hope to see you around....I've added you to my Xfire friends and MSN...so hopefully we can duel again! :cool:
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- Threat
Ex-Unofficial Padawan of Rivian, AKA Chaos
Ex-Unofficial Padawan of Phantom
Owner of Grycen's 180th comment, Raydoe's 455th comment, and Rivian's EVIL 666th comment!


Jul 08 2006 10:50pm

Jaitro Kyrall
 - Student
 Jaitro Kyrall

Hey Maher,I am just fine, thanks.
I have still a lot of fun here in the JA.
btw you've met me already on the servs.
Do you know ADAMA? ;)
Beware of that man, his Englisch is still bad.:P

Take care mate,cya.
Jaitro.
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[Proud owner of Liso's 300th comment!],[Proud owner of Carrock's 400th comment!],
[Proud owner of Dash's 1400th comment!],[Proud owner of Wicek's 1800th comment!]
[Proud owner of Carrock's 1400th comment!],[Proud owner of Muro's 500th comment!]


Jul 08 2006 05:19pm

NotSoLittleCaesar
 - Student
 NotSoLittleCaesar

we have met :p but hey again, im talion / Infidel Pride, im good thanks, been trying to convince my mother to lket me get a moped :P
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Quote:
I mostly agree oh Lord of the squeezy mop


Jul 08 2006 04:48pm

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

I finnally met u for the first time on a server, thanks for explaining that dooku was twisted lol, cya in a class soon i hope, check out Setementor's situations of combat class i want to do it but we need more people, thx see ya later my old jedi friend:)
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


Jul 08 2006 02:49pm

Echuu
 - Student
 Echuu

'lo there nice to meet you too :D
how are you?

btw: aye bout france penalty kick, Portugal all teh way!!

-Echuu-
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KV Mechelen

Proud owner of: Kauyon's 101th, Akkarin's 100th, Piccolo's 30th, Wicek's 1400th , Mindrith's 1500th, Sednox' 1935th Comment


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