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Maher "Maher"
Jedi Knight
Joined September 2005, Proud padawan of Laziana, Grandpa of Senatu Family

Location:  Finland
Occupation:  Force Spirit Of Jedi Academy
Interests:  Music, Techonology, Philosophy, Society, Natural, Education, Economy, Teaching, Learning
Homepage:  http://mahersenatu.wixsite.com/maherholo
Padawan of:  Laziana
Padawans  DracoLich Senatu
The Cookie
Elessar
Cloud Senatu
Last Comment:  Forums: You know your an Olbie when....
Comments Made:  3821

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Mar 26 2010 09:18am

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

You are old, Grandpa Maher
a poem by Lewis Carroll, edited by Elessar

‘You are old, Grandpa Maher,’ the young man said,
‘And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head -
Do you think, at your age, it is right?’

‘In my youth,’ Grandpa Maher replied to his grandson,
‘I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -
Pray, what is the reason of that?’

‘In my youth,’ said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
‘I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment - one shilling the box -
Allow me to sell you a couple?’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -
Pray how did you manage to do it?’

‘In my youth,’ said his grandpa, ‘I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -
What made you so awfully clever?’

‘I have answered three questions, and that is enough,’
Said his grandpa; ‘don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I’ll kick you down stairs!’

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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


This comment was edited by DJ Sith on Mar 26 2010 05:04pm.


Jul 08 2006 02:48pm

Mune
 - Student
 Mune

Yup. The story behind that all stems from the first Thanksgiving Tournament we ever had. This was back in the JK2 days. There was a bar. I took the initiative. KA BLAM. I'm the barkeep. I even made the effort to change my name in IRC to MunetheBarkeep. Oh, life was grand for a little while. Then Jacen Aratan acquired the bar. Not sure what happened there, but he can't come around here anymore. Anywho, so JK:JA comes out. Virtue's wanting to do a Single Player mod revolving around the JA. So, when I sign up, I jokingly make a request for a bar in the map. Well, the SP project went to Hell, but Virtue took what he had and made our JK:JA maps. Bar included.

I'd like to play that silly game again, but I don't know when everyone else does... sigh.
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Captain Barkeep.

Jul 08 2006 01:49pm

Aiddat
 - Student
 Aiddat

Hello, I remember you. :) I haven't played Jedi Academy much recently.
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-Aiddat, the Gran with the green blades.
"You have a right to be angry, but believe me when I say you don't want to feed that emotion." - Kyle Katarn
{Owner of Liso Jowol's 550th comment, Conchris Chaotic's 80th, 150th and 350th comments, Pink Floyd's 200th comment Tyrant's 695th comment, D@RTHM@UL's 10600th comment}, accidentally tricked Pink Floyd into giving me his 1700th comment, I also have Alexander D'Kana's 1950th comment, Mindrith Pride's 1850th comment and I used the same accidental trick on Lewis's 100th comment, and I have Aiddat's 1992nd comment (birthyear), and #Elmo's 450th comment. Unsuccessfully tried to prove Senor Hat's theory wrong.
Click for screenshots. Padawan of R2-D2.


Jul 08 2006 01:38pm

PheoSoL
 - Student
 PheoSoL

hey fine thanks :) you?
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RaiN!+ThundeR!

http://www.myspace.com/solomongrist


Jul 08 2006 01:08pm

Mindrith Pride
 - Student
 Mindrith Pride

Quote:
This is just random post...I have never met you but because you are in JA, I hope I could know you better....So how are you?:cool:

hey dude :) i remember you from 'a simple game' :P
Ye never meet ya on the servers :P dont go on them anymore (retired jka player + this computer's drive is buggered!)
im doing fine :) one more week of school left, then im free for 6-7weeks :D so im excited about that, and my new pc parts are coming soon :D
how bout you? :)
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[proud owner of talions 200th, 700th,1111th coment AND 1400th , DJK's 3001th coment! , saz's 400th coment! liso's 800th coment! Kitmitsu Aratan's 1200th comment! Cau's 100th comeent, Alexander's (aka CC) 210th, 888th and 2200th comments! Moriarti's 800th comment , Piccolo's 2000th comment! lirael's 505th comment , Quom Farlance's 120th comment, Alexander's 1800th comment , Eica's 1400th comment , Wicek's 3200th comment lady C's 999th comment, Echuu's 1100th comment, Takaru's 325th and 400th comment, Redeye's 200th comment picc's 3600th comment, Ostith's 50th comment, Elmo's 555th comment]

Jul 08 2006 11:15am

Mister Clutch
 - Student
 Mister Clutch

Heh yeah, i was kinda semi-afkish at Dash's class 90 procent of the time unfortable. Was running out of coffee constantly :P. Well heh i'm okay i guess. Life's being a lil hectic lately (When isen't it). I just recently started out with a summer job to earn some money and besides that i'm kinda trying to refind myself and figure out what i realy want in life. So how have you been. Been quite a while since i last seen you at the servers :)?

Jul 08 2006 11:07am

JamesF1
 - Student
 JamesF1

Hi there :) I'm good thanks. How are you? :D

I don't play JA anymore, I got rid of my copy about 6 or 8 months ago. I try to play JK2 still, but it just keeps crashing at the moment - so I've given up on that :P

I generally just lurk around the forums and whatnot, and reminisce about "the old days" :P :D

Take care :)
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Website

This comment was edited by JamesF1 on Jul 08 2006 11:11am.

Jul 08 2006 09:06am

Liso
 - Student
 Liso

Nice meeting ya, I've seen your avatar around the ja ;) I must say, I don't play much online due to my second residence where I don't have the game!! :o At home I do, but most of the time I'm doing other stuff :P haha..
Anyways, I'm good, my vacations has started a little while back and I'm enjoying it :) It's superb, can't wait to go on holiday! :D
And what about you mister? :)

- Liso
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"We make a living out of what we get, we make a life out of what we give."

Jul 08 2006 08:37am

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

im good thanks for askin!! And nice to meet you as well! How might you be? :D
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RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11

Jul 08 2006 04:15am

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

:D
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Jul 08 2006 03:34am

Mune
 - Student
 Mune

I am quite tired. Alas, happy weekend. How are you?
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Captain Barkeep.

Jul 08 2006 01:10am

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

I'm well, thanks! Nice to meet you! :P

What's this jazz thing Pink mentioned? Are you a jazz guy too?
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Jul 08 2006 12:16am

Monteeeeeee
 - Nugget
 Monteeeeeee

i usually bite but u seem nice hehe:P
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If you add me to MSN, tell me who you are :P

Best Movie Character EVER!!


Jul 08 2006 12:05am

Monteeeeeee
 - Nugget
 Monteeeeeee

yeh im retired i was a JAT in the old days of JK2, i didnt like JK3 so i retired and they stuck me in the hall of fame .. i was the first ENGLISH JAT :P
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If you add me to MSN, tell me who you are :P

Best Movie Character EVER!!


Jul 07 2006 11:59pm

DarthMike
 - Student
 DarthMike

I'm doing good, thanks for asking :D
You?
Maybe I'll catch you on the server sometime :)


P.S.
Took your winner :D
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"You can't get Windows on a Mac because the drivers are not compatible." --- Some dude from the Geek Squad
"So if you have quad-core, you have four times the RAM, right?" --- Some guy at Best Buy


This comment was edited by DarthMike on Jul 08 2006 12:00am.

Jul 07 2006 11:56pm

Monteeeeeee
 - Nugget
 Monteeeeeee

yeh im alright thx and yourself ?
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If you add me to MSN, tell me who you are :P

Best Movie Character EVER!!


Jul 07 2006 11:45pm

Maher
 - Jedi Knight
 Maher

Those people who got this message

"This is just random post...I have never met you but because you are in JA, I hope I could know you better....So how are you?:cool:"

I was serious, yes it was same text for everybody...
but there is so many fine people...I apperciate you all...I am here for making friends and I hope I didn't interrupt that much ^^...so peace:cool:
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Still here | My Lightsaber

Jul 06 2006 03:44pm

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

Do u know how to add permanent comments to your profile? get back to me whenever thanks!:)
and do u know what ICQ UIN is in people's profiles i was just wondering thx:D
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


This comment was edited by [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW] on Jul 07 2006 03:35pm.

Jul 03 2006 07:42am

Maher
 - Jedi Knight
 Maher

<--- on summer camp 3.7 - 9.7...I am sort of teacher on there:cool:
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Still here | My Lightsaber

Jul 01 2006 05:04am

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

Well, as of today for some wierd reason I can't login to the site. It's "Invalid Username/Password" and then if I try to click on, find the password or whatever it says "Nothing could be found under that email" So I have NO idea wth is up with that.

Oh and, good to hear your doing good :P

Jun 29 2006 08:10pm

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

Kapow! What have you been up to Dakky? How goes life? How goes that jazz band of yours?

Oh and, remember how you were there when I got my first tab on? Well now I have 12 :D:P:cool: (And those are just the ones on the site >D)

This comment was edited by Pink_Mintaka on Jun 29 2006 08:11pm.

Jun 28 2006 09:18pm

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

find a partner yet? I want to see results now now now, or I'm sorry but I'll have to drop you. the tourney is taking too long

Jun 27 2006 04:15am

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

How are u doing?
I am done with my finals, finnally LOL and i think that i did ok thanks to ur encoragement master!
Thanks Again!
:cool::D
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


Jun 26 2006 08:08pm

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

Just talked to Rin, and he said he's too busy for a tourney so you better find another parther;)

Jun 26 2006 11:17am

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

Try and find Rin an so you can do your 2vs2, if you don't take another partner sooon.
And if that doesn't work, tell me so we can drop you from the tourney.

Jun 22 2006 05:48pm

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

I Got a 99 on my math final YIIIIIPPIIIIII LOL
It is only because of your encouragement Master
How you doin?:P
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


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