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Maher "Maher"
Jedi Knight
Joined September 2005, Proud padawan of Laziana, Grandpa of Senatu Family

Location:  Finland
Occupation:  Force Spirit Of Jedi Academy
Interests:  Music, Techonology, Philosophy, Society, Natural, Education, Economy, Teaching, Learning
Homepage:  http://mahersenatu.wixsite.com/maherholo
Padawan of:  Laziana
Padawans  DracoLich Senatu
The Cookie
Elessar
Cloud Senatu
Last Comment:  Forums: You know your an Olbie when....
Comments Made:  3821

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Mar 26 2010 09:18am

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

You are old, Grandpa Maher
a poem by Lewis Carroll, edited by Elessar

‘You are old, Grandpa Maher,’ the young man said,
‘And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head -
Do you think, at your age, it is right?’

‘In my youth,’ Grandpa Maher replied to his grandson,
‘I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -
Pray, what is the reason of that?’

‘In my youth,’ said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
‘I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment - one shilling the box -
Allow me to sell you a couple?’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -
Pray how did you manage to do it?’

‘In my youth,’ said his grandpa, ‘I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -
What made you so awfully clever?’

‘I have answered three questions, and that is enough,’
Said his grandpa; ‘don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I’ll kick you down stairs!’

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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


This comment was edited by DJ Sith on Mar 26 2010 05:04pm.


Jun 20 2006 09:23pm

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

I went to your homepage thing and i really like it how u put a starwars mix thing at the bottom and i like the website
1 final down 6 to go:P
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


Jun 19 2006 10:12pm

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

How are you doing today?
I got finals this week it kinda sucks!:(
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


Jun 18 2006 06:39pm

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

hehe..yep.
I'm doing goood, summer vacation you know:D
But I have to work to keep my living now, no more student-loan:(. Boo

Jun 18 2006 12:53pm

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

how is planning the 2vs2 going?

Jun 13 2006 11:08pm

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

Thanks for getting back to me so soon and i will take your recomendations into account when buying a better graphics card and thanks again
See ya later :cool::D
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


Jun 13 2006 08:41pm

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

Oh and, the tab that we were looking at last night, I changed just alittle bit using your idea. What do you think?

G-------------------------------||
D-------------------------------||
A-------------------------------||
E--2-2--2/3--0-3-3--3/2--|| x4

G------------------------||
D------------------------||
A------------------------||
E--0/12--8--5--4-3--||

This comment was edited by Pink_Mintaka on Jun 13 2006 08:42pm.

Jun 13 2006 08:37pm

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

w00tness for the jam bros!!

Jun 13 2006 09:30am

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

He likes it! Someone likes it, that right there is enough inspiration for me to make another :D

Although, that quote, did you make it up?

Jun 12 2006 09:08pm

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

Muwahahah! Now, BUY ME A SODA!

Jun 12 2006 08:34pm

Pedewen
 - Student
 Pedewen

You Spamer :D thx for the 700th comment -didn't know u knew that many words :P
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"Join the Academy, meet interesting people, kill them"
+unofficial Limana's Pedewen


Jun 11 2006 04:04pm

Tigerclaw
 - Student
 Tigerclaw

That's an impressive list of prerequisites, I am honoured you recommended me, so don't think I'm not okay :)

It's just that I look at people like Sete, Dash, Janus, R2D2, and Kauyon, then I look at myself and think I am nowhere near their class or standard. Sure I'm a nice enough guy, always help where I can. But my skills are not really that good. I tend to lose a lot more than I win :D As I once said to Janus, I know the moves, how to make them etc. but my mindset for dueling is not so good. I'm not competetive enough, I just play for fun. The tactics of dueling are beyond me.

But who knows, maybe one day I'll be good enough to become a Knight :)
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Geriatric single User, with a touch of Staff now and again. Influenced by Dash Starlight, Jaina. Janus, and Gradius in staff. And in yellow stance. Jaina D'Kana, who really helped me when I first joined the Academy and Jaiko D'Kana, who's classes I took in the begining. Proud owner of _Muro_'s 400th ACK! comment. Avatar by the one and only Majno . Padawan to Dash Starlight

Jun 11 2006 01:42pm

Tigerclaw
 - Student
 Tigerclaw

Hi Maher, I'd just like to say thank you for the recomendation, but to be honest, I doubt I'm upto the task. There's more to being a Knight than a lot of people realise, and my "diplomatic" skills are not what you might call reasonable :D

It was a nice thought, but I very much doubt I'm what the council are looking for ;)

Take care bud, and I'll see in classes :)
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Geriatric single User, with a touch of Staff now and again. Influenced by Dash Starlight, Jaina. Janus, and Gradius in staff. And in yellow stance. Jaina D'Kana, who really helped me when I first joined the Academy and Jaiko D'Kana, who's classes I took in the begining. Proud owner of _Muro_'s 400th ACK! comment. Avatar by the one and only Majno . Padawan to Dash Starlight

Jun 10 2006 11:22pm

El Vee For
 - Student
 El Vee For

I run a couple of forum boards, I put them up and they sit on a webserver that I pay for, that makes them mine.

On occasion I have to do something along the lines of "This is my site..." in order to make something very clear to some people. Its very rare though and usually has something to do with the actual boards. I never do it when commenting in discussions about every day life.

Buzz is Buzz.

Nothing else to say. Here in this place he is pretty powerful. Most of the staff just ignore or choose to ignore, I have never received any comments from them directly addressing my issues with Buzz and his role here. Sure a staffer will stop by and play thread cop but Buzz runs unchecked. IMWO

Don't guess that I ever will have what I want from him, which is cool cuz I don't need it.

I want to thank you for stopping by my profile, sometimes to see what is really going on with a project you have to step back and start looking objectively. While this may not have been your intent, that was its affect.

Thank You
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“Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.”

Jun 10 2006 11:10pm

El Vee For
 - Student
 El Vee For

Coward, nah. I have the stones to take him on, just not in here, this is his kingdom, he gives an order and I follow it.

As we all must do, our accounts depend on it.

sometimes, but only sometimes, discretion is the better part of valor

to be cliche
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“Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.”

Jun 10 2006 10:58pm

El Vee For
 - Student
 El Vee For

I saw it, I don't really want to talk politics here, too much muscle behind my opposing opinion leader.

If you want to bark at the boss its best not to do in his office.

peace
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“Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.”

Jun 10 2006 10:51pm

El Vee For
 - Student
 El Vee For

lol

n1
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“Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.”

Jun 10 2006 10:44pm

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

he scored etc
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I fite for teh usars!1

Jun 10 2006 09:44pm

Jaiko D'Kana
 - Student
 Jaiko D'Kana

Of course i have no problems adding you to msn my friend. I look forward to talking to you :)

-JaikoD'Kana-
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The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind. William James (1842 - 1910)

Jun 10 2006 06:57pm

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

Quote:
This impressive noob


im very honourououred by your statement , sir!
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

Jun 10 2006 06:09pm

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

I am doing good been a little busy lately. A little tired right now also (just woke up). But howabout you? Still rocking on the bass? We gotta meet up on MSN again and jam for a little while (if my brother can get my amp cord back >_> ).

This comment was edited by Pink_Mintaka on Jun 10 2006 06:09pm.

Jun 10 2006 05:28pm

R2D2
 - Staff
 R2D2

Hi Maher, doing ok. I'm getting fine-tuned for upcoming Auroch matches. What about you?
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"Do or do not, there is no try"
Jedi Master Yoda
Dual Saberist


This comment was edited by R2D2 on Jun 10 2006 05:29pm.

Jun 10 2006 01:46am

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

I just love your picture icon of the levatating guy it is very funny and i love harry potter and starwars also

Thanks for welcoming me into the academy
Your very Kind! Thanks again

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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


Jun 10 2006 01:42am

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

I was reading one of your comments sry if i was intruding, but your computer is sick 2 gigs of ram, two of mine have 1 gig and 200 gigs of hard drive, i only have a 64mb graphics card though, and i would feel great if you can just give me your opinion on some good graphics cards you recomend if you dont mind:D i look forward to talking to you more or seeing you in a game! thanks and just get back to me!:D Coolio
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


Jun 06 2006 02:22am

Defender
 - Student
 Defender

Yea he does! ^^



Jun 03 2006 02:16pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

You're floating!

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